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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > byob court
 
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 defendant is accused of posting the wednesday frog on a tuesday
the defense calls up an expert witness to forensically prove that it was wednesday when the defendant posted it (time zone difference)

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2018 15:58
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 court will adjourn for recess. the honorable judge is going to eat his lunch really fast so he can get to the tetherball court first and welcomes all challengers

* # ¿ Aug 15, 2018 07:36
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 judge: defendant stands accused of mod sass and un-chillness. how do you plea?
defendant: not guilty by way of necessity. my post was really funny and i had to make that joke. read for yourself

judge reads post. his eyes widen and he lets out a low whistle turning into a broad smile

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