Serie A 18/19: Natale in culo or whatever the new one will be called

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Seltzer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrFEcfECAak

https://twitter.com/bianconeribra/status/898934849670533121

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 02:42

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 05:45

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Petagna is going to be crushed that Papu has moved on to a new bff

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 19:13

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Sounds like big Gerv is bringing his headband collection to Parma.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 20:01

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/1030080011934543872

# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 14:14

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Sounds like ESPN will going to go with their own studio crew for the games they show on TV, with Mark Donaldson and Matteo Bonetti as their crew. That should probably be pretty good, Bonetti was always fine with BeIN, and Donaldson was good in the ICC games this summer.

I do look forward to having the main international commentator feeds on the ESPN+ games though, they're all knowledgeable, and when they have 2 of them team up on the late/marquee match-ups the coverage is usually excellent. Also, going without random Ray Hudson or Phil Schoen appearances is a goddamn blessing.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 06:24

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Ah wow, that actually caught me by surprise. Marchisio rumors had popped up throughout the last year, but I figured he was staying when there were no specific transfer rumors about him this summer.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 13:51

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

De Laurentiis was mad about Roma rejecting his offer for Alisson and said this:

quote:

I've always suspected that the real owner of Liverpool is also that of Rome. A little bird whispered it in my ear a few years ago. And if that is true, with a shared ownership they could not both compete in the Champions League.

and now
https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1030454638926028801

E: lol

https://twitter.com/FlyingAndrew91/status/1030470272414040065

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 16:51

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Saponara to Samp on loan is done

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 18:27

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

the league is imposing a standard captain's armband this year, it seems
https://twitter.com/RossellaMarrai/status/1030502584174432256

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 19:45

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

There is speculation that Juve kept Moise Kean around because they needed him to have enough homegrown players in the squad with Marchisio's departure. So it seems this might've been in the works for a little while.

It's crap that he never got a proper final appearance with the club

# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 20:53

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I'm excited that Cristiano Ronaldo will be kicking the ball for Juventus tomorrow.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 03:18

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Sorrentino has a broken nose, and is being held in the hospital for observation due to concussion symptoms.

I wonder if he'll miss a lot of time, in Chiovo's circumstances that could mean the difference between relegation or survival

who the gently caress am I kidding, they'll never be relegated

E: Chiovo

trem_two fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Aug 19, 2018

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 00:10

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Simone Poodoin posted:

If Chiovo are relegated because of Ronald breaking Sorrentino, even if he doesn't do anything else in the season, it would have been worth it.

that's worth 112m euro or whatever

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 00:27

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

paddyboat posted:

Torino Roma is finally kicking off at 80 minutes in.

Walter has walked

I laughed when the announcer said "well he can enjoy a nice shrimp sandwich" when they showed him in the owner's box

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 18:53

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

that was fully sick

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 18:57

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Bobby English's goal was good

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 20:26

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I like how Sassuolo are playing KBP as their main striker, he really is their Ronaldo, ha

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 20:39

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

lol Icardi

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 20:55

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://streamja.com/yaRJ

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 21:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

camoseven posted:

ESPN+ is streaming this league now and I've decided to be an Udinese plastic because they have CAPTAIN LASAGNA. They are currently Not Losing and I am happy about that.

we all love Big Kev Lasagna in this thread, you've made a wise choice

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 21:13

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Marchisio is about to sign for Monaco.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 22:18

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1031181249665282050

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 22:57

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

De Rossi wore his own captain's armband yesterday, and Roma will probably be fined.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 15:57

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Manolas and (I think) Belotti had an epic hand gesture argument too that made me laugh.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 16:57

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://mobile.twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1031938689545461760
One year extension, but also a big salary increase, which should hopefully stop transfer rumors about him in every window.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 17:38

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Marchisio trained with the Juve squad one last time today

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 15:25

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

canepazzo posted:

Sky Sports in Italy has gone full blown Juventus TV, it's sickening. It was bad before but CR7 really broke their brains.

They started asking random people during pressers (for example, Florenzi after Torino Roma, Gasperini yesterday in the pre-Europa League press): "How does it feel to be playing in Serie A now that Ronaldo also plays here? Is there any particular emotion you feel, anything that comes up?"

Bitch 20 years ago I was watching Batistuta Ronaldo (the other good one) Crespo Totti Weah play in the same league what the gently caress are you talking about.

https://twitter.com/FedericoManasse/status/1032531029725245440

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 14:14

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/1032616414694256642
that sounds about right

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 14:28

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Troy Queef posted:

HOLY poo poo THATS THE DUDE THAT RAN A CON WHILE BANGING ANNE HATHAWAY

I HATE HIM BECAUSE I ENVY HIM

Oh right, I remember all of that now.

Yes, he's the perfect candidate to own Palermo.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 20:29

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

phwoar https://streamja.com/gwav

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 19:48

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Milan gonna Milan

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 21:03

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Sarri said something dumb today

Lol

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 23:58

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

mackintosh posted:

Did something happen that broke Donnarumma? I watched the highlights, both of Zielinski's shots could've been saved. He was late each time.

Raiola is constantly putting him at odds with the club and/or supporters, I think the constant circus has made him overthink things and make a lot of mistakes.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 01:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Can't remember if this has been discussed before, but why are there never any early matches on Sundays to start the season? Is it due to the heat?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 14:26

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://streamja.com/35nE

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 18:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Ronald really is going to get Chiovo relegated

And for that, we thank him

# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 21:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Brony Car posted:

Ronaldo is a... fraud?

He's an unselfish creator of chances for his bros

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 04:08

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

lmao

https://www.football-italia.net/127217/rimini-make-bitcoin-history

Hope they enjoy their second bankruptcy

Some more lols can be had by looking at that company's website http://hsh.football/

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 19:37

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Alexeythegreat posted:

Apparently, Zenit is in talks for Marchisio

Would he be useful in a hyper-defensive league?

Yeah, I think that would suit him best these days actually

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 14:33

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 05:45

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Defrel, holy poo poo.

that was sick

https://streamja.com/M39G

# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 19:48

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