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Byoofus comes up with a good idea for a thread while showering but then forgets it while he finishes his shower. Byallant bolts from his shower leaving a trail of water and soap behind as he finds his Byob-posting device to post a new thread. Byoofus buys grapenuts and they sit in his cabinet for months uneaten Byallant buys multiple boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and his bloodstream is roughly 30% cinnamon sugar |
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Byoofus water-proofs his house to prevent flooding and water damage. Byallant allows his house to be filled with water completely. He has become a modern day Poseidon and rules over his watery kingdom with mercy and compassion.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:10 |
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Byoofus is just chill enough to be a good yobber, especially after he smokes a weed or posts a good joke or a picture of a good dogge for his friends. Byallant resides in the center of a null gravity chamber cooled to 10 Kelvin, and his brain is wired directly to a server to which he posts sublime 5 star posts with a mere thought. Bacon Taco fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Aug 15, 2018 |
# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:29 |
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byoofus enjoys byob semi-ironically, pretending to like comic sans, the rznv reggae, and "knife to meet you" but deep down having reservations about their merits byallant started out like byoofus, but over time the irony has leached from their soul, and now they legitimately cannot understand why people do not immediately love these things |
# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:37 |
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Byoofus carefully weighs his feelings on a thread before giving a rating. His average rating is 3; only the truly exceptional threads get a 5. Byallant votes 5 all the time because he's just happy to be a part of byob, and besides we're all just trying our best here and that's what counts |
# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:33 |
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Byoofus: Likes a post in a thread but doesn't really have anything to add to it, so doesn't contribute to the thread. Byoofus has also been drinking and doesn't want to drunkpost.Byallant posted:Emptyquotes posts in between bong rips. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 15, 2018 18:46 |
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Splatmaster posted:Byoofus: Likes a post in a thread but doesn't really have anything to add to it, so doesn't contribute to the thread. Byoofus has also been drinking and doesn't want to drunkpost.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:20 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:20 |
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Byoofus smokes mids while posting just ok funny threads in byob Byallant smokes top shelf moon rocks and does dabs while being a byob IK
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:21 |
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Byoofus knows rznv lyrics Byallant did a remix video of hammock cat chilling his way out of a bong like I Dream of Jeannie, but weed
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:22 |
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Byoofus bought someone a chill av once Byallant gives out chill avs like every day is g*sh d*ng yobmas
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:23 |
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Byoofus ironically loves the Weed rear end Byallant lives by the secret code of the Weed rear end and will never reveal the Wu Tang secret
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 00:24 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:38 |
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hamjobs I like how in your telling byoofus is still p alright that is very byob
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