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Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I'm swinging by the GW to pick up a bag of nude Barbie dolls, a phone charger for my Motorola Razr from 2006, and 50 ft of coaxial cable. Anyone need anything?

# ? Aug 16, 2018 07:14

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:13

Dungeon Ecology

yeah get me a fax machine

# ? Aug 16, 2018 07:25

Macnult

an 8x10 inch photo frame would be cool if you find one

# ? Aug 16, 2018 07:41

Peg Sliderskew

I'd appreciate a chess game, a giant jigsaw and a lego set, each with two pieces missing. Thanks!

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Aug 16, 2018 09:15

alnilam

I need 6 identical surplus t shirts from the recent local TrolleyFest. XL please

# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:46

Manifisto

I need whistles. the more the better. condition is not an issue, I just . . . I really need the whistles

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:47

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

A Tesla model S, last years model, extended range if they got em.

# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:49

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Phased plasma rifle in the 20 megawatt range, thanks! And if you see the double length Bee Gees greatest hits 8 track (it's a rare white plastic case one) grab that for me. You know I'm good to pay you back!

# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:56

Dungeon Ecology

a chipped precious memories figurine, a 9/11 one if you can get it. and just a warped af tom jones vinyl

# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:49

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

grab me a stack of clear cd cases with really hosed up hinges if they have any, thanks!

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Aug 16, 2018 21:30

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a printer without any cables and a boxed copy of american mcgee's alice pc game that's marked at $15 for some reason

# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:42

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I don't really care what you throw in the cart, but make sure that everything together weighs at least 30 pounds

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:59

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I'm helping my community =3

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

that McDonald's Batman and Robin commemorative frosty glass mug with the Riddler on it

mine broke and i can't drink my iced crang out of just any commemorative mug

tia

# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:41

City of Glompton

i need a pair of jeans that the zipper won't stay up, bonus if there is a hole or stain somewhere not immediately noticable

# ? Aug 17, 2018 01:41

poverty goat

just check all the jeans for money in the pockets for me

# ? Aug 17, 2018 02:00

google THIS

An generic musical baby toy that's 80% leaked battery acid on the inside.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 02:43

Manifisto

guess I kind of panicked about those whistles. it's nice that everyone responded so vigorously, but, well, long story short, I really really overestimated my whistle needs. and now I have a different issue, of a disposal nature. perhaps the goodwill has some wheelbarrows, pitchforks, and sacks I could use? or maybe a leaf blower?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 03:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

guess I kind of panicked about those whistles. it's nice that everyone responded so vigorously, but, well, long story short, I really really overestimated my whistle needs. and now I have a different issue, of a disposal nature. perhaps the goodwill has some wheelbarrows, pitchforks, and sacks I could use? or maybe a leaf blower?

whistle be a hard lesson

# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:56

Twenty Four

A pair of work boots with barely any tread on them half a size too small that will never feel right because of the shape of the previous owners feet.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 04:58

kalel

Buy every single Nintendo 64 cartridge they have

# ? Aug 17, 2018 14:35

Manifisto

the saga continues . . . used the leaf blower on a mound of whistles, the sound gave my elderly neighbor a heart attack

# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:02

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

the saga continues . . . used the leaf blower on a mound of whistles, the sound gave my elderly neighbor a heart attack

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:03

Twenty Four

Manifisto posted:

the saga continues . . . used the leaf blower on a mound of whistles, the sound gave my elderly neighbor a heart attack

On one hand I feel bad for your poor poor (pretend) neighbor. On the other, I want you to get a bigger pile of whistles then you have ever imagined and a leaf blower with the HP to make a sound no person has ever heard before!

We need to make a Goodwill trip! I feel like it is the opposite of that song, where instead you don't always get what you need, but you get what you want or maybe not really but hey it was affordable!

# ? Aug 17, 2018 16:16

indyrenegade: and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

a yellow coffee stained self help book, thanks

thanks to manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:18

ferroque

There really aren't any goodwills in my area, just salvation armies. Are they better?

# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

If it's 50% off red tag day, I need all the red tags you can carry. Just load the gently caress up on red tags. I need them for an art project that involves red tagging my mayor's house so he can't leave the property ever, ever again. Like bricking him into his house with a cask of Barefoot Chardonnay (we're too low budget for Amontillado.)

# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

hamjobs posted:

If it's 50% off red tag day, I need all the red tags you can carry. Just load the gently caress up on red tags. I need them for an art project that involves red tagging my mayor's house so he can't leave the property ever, ever again. Like bricking him into his house with a cask of Barefoot Chardonnay (we're too low budget for Amontillado.)

LOL

# ? Aug 17, 2018 22:14

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

If it's 50% off red tag day, I need all the red tags you can carry. Just load the gently caress up on red tags. I need them for an art project that involves red tagging my mayor's house so he can't leave the property ever, ever again. Like bricking him into his house with a cask of Barefoot Chardonnay (we're too low budget for Amontillado.)

but if the tags are 50% off won't you need twice as many to fill the same space :confused:

# ? Aug 17, 2018 22:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

but if the tags are 50% off won't you need twice as many to fill the same space

that's why I need them aaaaall

# ? Aug 18, 2018 04:57

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

ferroque posted:

There really aren't any goodwills in my area, just salvation armies. Are they better?

The Salvation Army has a pretty nasty history of being anti-LGBT. Don't give them money, friend.

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Aug 18, 2018 15:00

FactsAreUseless

ferroque posted:

There really aren't any goodwills in my area, just salvation armies. Are they better?

No. Goodwills always have more and better stuff.

# ? Aug 18, 2018 21:42

Robot Made of Meat

What about St. Vinnie da Pooh?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 19, 2018 02:13

Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

sorry folks but all charities are actually scams

there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, even at charity thrift stores

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# ? Aug 19, 2018 11:04

Scott Agro: Hatchet Job

Three copies of Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot

# ? Aug 19, 2018 14:38

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

One box of crusty Nat Geos please, I'm making collages.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 15:02

Twenty Four

Jedrick posted:

One box of crusty Nat Geos please, I'm making collages.

I can't promise the crustiness but I legit have to get rid of old Nat Geos once in a while and it honestly makes me feel bad that I just have to throw them away because other people are already past the donation threshold.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 15:36

take the moon: by sebmojo

that is a beautiful sig

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# ? Aug 19, 2018 15:59

Twenty Four

spectres of autism posted:

that is a beautiful sig

If you mean mine you are soooooo right and Manifisto is pretty much the best for making my last couple! Thanks again if you read this buddy!

# ? Aug 19, 2018 17:05

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:13

indyrenegade: and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

Ein cooler Typ posted:

sorry folks but all charities are actually scams

there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, even at charity thrift stores

My last job was a contract position doing data entry for - major diabetes charity - that took donations from people to our store to resell and fund research and whatnot. Found out in the months prior to me starting there, the old manager got fired because he was taking merch off the trucks and selling them at local auctions for profit.

The charity itself was pretty ok. Just too many cracks in the system that made it easy for one guy to make money off of it.

thanks to manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 19, 2018 19:31

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