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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
They're all lying to you. This is a terrible game. You should play it.

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

notaspy posted:

I j4g 9 years ago, can I finally join now?

Do you post in FYAD?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

notaspy posted:

Of course not

Be warned, that's the quality posting you'll expose yourself to

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Your application fee should be processed any day now

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

AvidSensei posted:

I also want to post bad.

Here's Querns' one-liner for minitru

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Boatswain posted:

I just got to Delve and I am excited to go shoot some poo poo with my lovely spacecraft.

I think I've applied to Theta? They seem friendly and I don't know where else to go :cheers:

Theta is the place to go and chill while you mine/krab if you want your poo poo saved. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes its cancer.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Is this somehow still happening in 2018?

Probably. There's always going to be ~funny edgelord~ who try to push the limits of what's socially acceptable.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

katka posted:

Is there really any use or isk to be made in mining in anything that isn't a rorqual, or is it pretty much get into one as quickly as possible?

I ask cause I'm almost tempted to log in again to relive my newbie days mining.

Before you make your mind, keep in mind that rorqual mining is not any more fun than mining in a barge. You just make more, but it's equally boring. Also keep in mind that the alliance is filled with pubbies who use the super capital umbrella to hover entire belts in an hour with their 35 mining accounts.
That means, if you as a player with only a few account wants to mine, there's good chances that all you'll find are asteroid belts with nothing but Ochre unless you go in the few systems with the mining rules. If you're stuck having to mine Ochre, you may as well do carrier ratting.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Ad by Khad posted:

hi anela

i don't play this poo poo game anymore because of theta's racism but i remember you fondly

There are other sigs. Nobody forces you to spend time with Thetans. That would be too cruel

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

nice triple post retard

Nice to know you can count.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

please don't listen to the people saying to join Karmafleet. Goonwaffe gets double SRP (insurance on when you get a ship blown up), has no participation requirements, and is in the same alliance as Karmafleet so you miss out on precisely zero of the social and organizational "benefits"

Yes but then you get stuck with me and I'm just not sure it's worth it.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Ad by Khad posted:

I mean I guess January 2018 was a while ago, sure

I'm sure if you ask the right people, they'll make you a safe space on jabber

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Don't get me wrong, some people are assholes and go way over the line, but there's definitely a bunch of over-sensitive people in this coalition and not every interaction can be moderated.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Ad by Khad posted:

can it be free of unironic N-bombs?

I hope it can, but it probably never will. Not unless people actually start reporting that poo poo. And people can't relent. Goons & pubbies alike are like kids. You have to repeat yourself non-stop. Every time you hear the n word, you press that report button.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
People can elect to not sit in theta. I sure as hell don't. And when I do, I don't bitch about things that offend my sensibilities. But to be fair, I'm kind of a jack rear end and not much actually bothers me. I came to terms years ago that humankind is poo poo and every new generation has to be re-taught the same things all over again. So I stopped giving a poo poo.

Regarding that Vet, he's an rear end in a top hat. But to be fair, any vet who went to vietnam War and comes back with fond memories of killing people, is a psychopath. Period. He can get hosed, no one cares about his service.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Ad by Khad posted:

Oh, I elected to not sit in theta. Or goonswarm. Or eve.

If you quit because you don't like EVE, good on you.
If you quit because of the poo poo people say in Theta, then it's dumb.

EVE's ~community~ is just as terrible as any other out there, and to be frank I don't see much difference in any game I know. The world of gaming is filled with edgy 12 years old who thinks N***** is funny, or old fucks who wear this shirt unironically.

You're on the internet, how do you not know this?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Life is just so much easier when you accept that people are poo poo and you stop letting words from strangers offend you.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

staberind posted:

when my next pc purrs into lyfe, all moisty coolieo and that, Mebbe I shall join and respec a bit for rorqual.
or i should just slam a car door shut onto my dick a few times a day.
the struggle to decide is real

Which do you value most? Your dick, or your sanity?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kimsemus posted:

For some reason mine just began playing mobile games on her iphone and I can't get her to make the transition, but it's hard to go from games where you grow magic dragons in cloudland to EVE.

Mine has been playing ESO non-stop since it came out.
Would you like to exchange?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Landsknecht posted:

tbh that's extremely loving goony

If you say so. I'd say it was petulant.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Viva Miriya posted:

shut the gently caress up

Don't mind Viva Miriya, he wasn't raised right

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Hello Sailor posted:

Guess no one ever told you that if you already play EVE, you pretty much have to have a recruiter fast-track your application if you ever want to get in.

uuh what? Not really. poo poo, getting in has never been so easy.

Heck, people should just join karmafleet anyway

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Gather around kids, and let me tell you the story of Bagged Milk.

Once upon a time, Canada switched to the metric system. At about the same time, we also switched to milk in bags because somehow the two things are related. The end.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kimsemus posted:

I remember promotional posters for this, my native state tried around the same time to follow suit but we all knew the bags were just a ploy to take our guns so we weren't having any of it

also if any of you like to pirate, lmk, I blow up tons of stuff in lowsec, and since I'm blacklisted from everyone relevant in nullsec there is plenty of prime targets you can blame me for :toot:

Can confirm, don't see many guns around here but I do see a lot of bags of milk.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Rutibex posted:

I just bought 4L of milk in bags today. I have never known anything else. What would milk come in if not a bag? Do people out there still have their milk delivered in glass bottles by a man in a white suit every morning or something?

I'll venture a guess that they have to buy two cartons of 2L like the dirty plebs they are.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
To be honest, bagged milk seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nowadays, it's stupid and pollutes too much. gently caress single-use plastics.

And no. Collage does not mean it gets "recycled". We all know collage are trash and will end up in the pacific gyre long before the year ends.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Not really. They're old and homophobic and a product of their time.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Look, if jokes are meant to be funny, can someone please warn Jerry Seinfield?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

I thought the Seinfeld show was pretty funny :jerry:

I watch a few episodes here and there back when it was an original show. Didn't think it was that great. Recently I decided to watch the whole thing because i ran out of things i wanted to watch. I stopped after two episodes.

The show seems to have it's moments, but they're too few and too far between.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Klyith posted:

new ad proposal

Goonswarm Federation: Now with 70% less casual racism and homophobia!
Eve Thread: Still 100% insufferable.

Make this ad, pm it to me and i will pay the add fee

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Landsknecht posted:

look at all these people not in PL speculating about why the 'rad left and getting it all wrong

You're right. All we know is that they didn't leave because of a falcon.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kimsemus posted:

honest to god if goons ever decided to euthenize pandemic legion please let me join

Are you the one who got blacklisted for messing with boat when he was trying to fish?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

real shame. Messing with boat should be a scheduled activity ;)

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

lebrongames posted:

Citadel contract scamming is being patched out of the game in 2 weeks. We are going to need to make sure we can pull off as many high collateral contract scams as possible before this change happens. Rest in piece this glorious mechanic.

The most glorious mechanic has been gone for a loong, long time. Remember when we could set a ship to self-destruct, contract it to someone and look at it blow up when that person would undock?
Why can't we have that again? :(

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Kimsemus posted:

Was basically robbing his friends for hundreds of billions of ISK, because ISK > friendship, ya know

ended up in ncdot because ncdot just can't say no to one more shitter with a super and questionable morals

I kinda hate to say this, but a lot of people consider online friendships to be friendships of convenience.
To them, you're not actual friends, you're people who speak and play together on internet and that's about it. Kinda like how most people view their coworkers. You see them and talk to them everyday but you're not actual friends.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Goon Danton posted:

I got accepted, yay! Now how do I get to goonspace without getting murdered en route?

The best way, if you have no items worth bringing over and no implants, would be to set your home clone station remotely to 1dq1-a and then self destruct your pod.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Rutibex posted:

Just fly there. The route from Jita to goonspace is long but there is almost never anyone camping it. I have done it in a shuttle many times with no issue.

Don't listen to this guy. We purposely trained him wrong as a joke.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Goon Danton posted:

I read his post as "I am now camping the route from Jita to Goonspace," honestly.

And yeah I pretty much just have the ships and mods from the tutorial agents, so I can just liquidate it all. I'm guessing we have a good supply of frigates and things I'll be able to buy when I'm there

In that case, find a station with a clone station. From there you can select your clone's home station remotely. Don't gently caress up, you can only do this once per year. Once it's done, self-destruct and you'll wake up in Delve.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

ostensibly it's to keep your employees off of pornhub and other poo poo and doing their jobs instead

basically employees are subhuman and have to be babysat, apparently

Regardless of where I worked, if employees could gently caress around on the internet rather than do their job, that's what they did. Most workers know to do their job despite loving around, but some do have to be babysat.

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Goon Danton posted:

One of my jobs had Very Good Tech People, and they had a filter that blocked Stack Overflow, but you could bypass it by opening links in a new tab. Eventually their solution to the tab workaround was to block my computer specifically from connecting to the network.

I also automated half my job, but the other half of my job involved working with cyanide gas so nobody ever came to see what I was doing :buddy:

Jesus christ, i feel like with that kind of management, I would have stuck my head in the vat of cyanide and inhaled profusely.

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