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The big butt debate has been decided long ago, dude. You’re either with the booties or against the Brazilian people.
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Aug 18, 2018 20:22
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Brazil can’t even say it’s the “country of the future (and always will be)” anymore. We’re straight up just redoing Germany 1930s on a bigger territory.
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Oct 7, 2018 22:08
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 If that fucker voted for Bolsonaro, cause there’s literally video of him in a Freemason gathering, and Mourão is definitely a member
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Oct 7, 2018 22:14
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He might take on the first round And might as well be the virtual winner on the runoff anyway
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Oct 7, 2018 23:13
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Only if PT wins, though. Which seems unlikely
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Oct 8, 2018 02:57
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:Does Brazil have any irredentist claims to a neighboring country like Uruguay or something that Bolsonaro could decide to annex or is he not that flavor of fascist Modern Uruguay basically exists because of a failed war between Brazil and Argentina, so kinda? The right’s main concern today is Venezuela, though - which, oddly enough, fits nicely with American Imperialist interests
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Oct 12, 2018 20:12
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Guys, you do know that Doria is the Trump equivalent in Brazil, right? He even HOSTED The Apprentice over here. I'm sure you know what this means. piss tape is real
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Oct 23, 2018 22:19
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When the Bernie Revolution comes, do us a favor and guillotine the Miami Brazilians. They are the absolute scum of the earth
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Oct 26, 2018 02:30
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Elias_Maluco posted:A typical young bolsonarist Update on this dude: He took the picture down after someone found his profile on a gay dating app https://twitter.com/mixturandoweb/status/1057018267062226945?s=21
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Oct 30, 2018 00:37
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Our lunatic Foreign Relations minister is meeting with Pompeo tomorrow LET’S GET THIS WAR WITH VENEZUELA STARTED, BOYS https://twitter.com/uolnoticias/status/1080153825388969984?s=21
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Jan 1, 2019 18:33
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https://twitter.com/gil_alessi/status/1080182466336432130?s=21 Bolsonaro’s speech ends with: “This is our flag and it shall never be red. It shall only be red if our blood becomes necessary to keep it green and yellow” ... Which is both fash as gently caress, and would mean the flag would end up being red. Also someone literally made a political charge describing this a few months back. 
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The vice-president, a retired general E: A helpful picture, for future reference 
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Jan 6, 2019 00:59
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We elected Bolsonaro, we have it coming
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Feb 11, 2019 22:56
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A quality song from a quality game to a quality president. Sonic Acima de Tudo, Tails Acima de Todos
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Feb 26, 2019 04:24
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Brazil is SEGA country, and if need be we will shed our blood to protect our Big Blue Blur.
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Feb 26, 2019 04:34
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Guys. Piss tweet is real. https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1103069837876711425?s=21 E: For context, to show how Carnaval is a depraved horrorshow (mostly because street parades all over the country chanted for him to get hosed), the President of Brazil - or likely one of his failsons - posted a video in which man shoves a hand up his rear end and gets pissed on by another dude. In his official Twitter account. I love this nightmare country. The Unnamed One has issued a correction as of 05:02 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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Mar 6, 2019 04:52
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Just  if your Head of State has not posted any sort of scat porn in any social media.
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Mar 6, 2019 21:58
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Actually supposedly it happened in BloCU, a small(ish) LGBTQ street parade in São Paulo. The two dudes apparently even published a manifesto, with lawyers and all, calling it a “political act” (  )https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/cotid...bolsonaro.shtml I’m just sad because a friend of mine actually suggested we go to that parade, but we went to another one instead. Can’t believe I missed out on history being made. The Unnamed One has issued a correction as of 11:57 on Mar 8, 2019 |
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Mar 8, 2019 11:54
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Friendly reminder that, when Marielle was murdered, Bolsonaro deliberately didn’t say anything because his opinion would be “too controversial” https://twitter.com/letrapreta/status/1105454365442297857?s=21
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Mar 12, 2019 14:44
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Dude has pissed off both Arab countries (one of our biggest exporters of meat) by openly siding with Israel and Israel itself. A true statesman.
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Apr 14, 2019 00:33
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Also the cops and the army, already a bloodthirty crew, are killing even more people with reckless abandon. And by reckless abandon I mean "shooting a family car 80 times, murdering two people, laughing about it, and facing no consequence".
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May 6, 2019 16:33
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The magnificent nation of Belindia (look it up)
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May 8, 2019 16:56
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My dream at this point is if there’s something in there that actually proves Moro is a FBI/CIA asset. I assume he wouldn’t be that dumb, but...
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Jun 10, 2019 12:51
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I'm pretty sure Datena is indirectly responsible for genocide at this point, he probably does have actual bodies buried somewhere.
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Jun 11, 2019 01:04
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Bernão! E: Could’ve called him Bernardinho, but gently caress that guy
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Jun 12, 2019 23:08
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Glenn is a powerful messy bitch who loves drama. Good thing in this case he’s using his powers for good.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:44
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Troy Queef posted:https://twitter.com/felipebayan/status/1140391746758746114 Have you pointed out the supposed documents are complete Google Translate bullshit? https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1140422057018236928?s=21
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Jun 17, 2019 17:50
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Plutonis posted:It really depends on whether the Supreme Justices will grow a pair and tell the Generals that have been threatening them to eat a dick but I think that's very unlikely to happen. Narrator: They didn’t
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Jun 25, 2019 23:44
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How dare you even compare Kamiya’s immaculate work to the tweet-vomits of Carluxo
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Jul 31, 2019 00:23
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Fun fact about Brazil’s military: According to their own estimates, they have enough ammunition for about one hour of warfare. https://www.google.com/amp/s/exame.abril.com.br/brasil/exercito-brasileiro-possui-municao-para-uma-hora-de-guerra/amp/ This was back in 2012, but I really doubt things got much better
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Yeah, it’s hosed up that Temer walks free
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Nov 10, 2019 01:08
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We didn’t import jack poo poo, it’s all the loving Rockefellers fault https://www.brasilwire.com/holy-war/
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Also Bolsonaro seems really, really worried about what might show up in one of the murdered death squad member’s phones. https://twitter.com/quasemarcio/status/1229726731847839744?s=21 Murdered death squad member whose supposed autopsy was just posted by Senator Failson on his Twitter The Unnamed One has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Feb 19, 2020 |
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Feb 18, 2020 23:57
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Moro seems to be angling for the STF more than anything, especially considering how he acts like Bolsonaro’s sub at any given moment
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Plutonis posted:https://twitter.com/lhmandetta/status/721440325852622848 Life comes at you slow as gently caress, I guess
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Apr 18, 2020 14:28
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bagual posted:
Just gotta have to suck that government tit as long as you can It gave the dude a mansion in Brasilia after all
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Apr 24, 2020 23:02
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Then he went jet-skiing https://twitter.com/carapanarana/status/1259219254693564417?s=21
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May 10, 2020 05:57
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He doesn’t even have the poise and style of the douchebag fat guy from Tiger King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf3u18kQaA
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Motherfucker just openly screaming “Class War” so people in the back can get it https://twitter.com/folha/status/1260968376089874432?s=21
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