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a true American hero, making GBS threads himself as he passes
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Aug 25, 2018 03:25
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wow he's really loving dead goddamn you got me dancing in the streets
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Aug 25, 2018 03:49
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i just took a poo poo in his honor
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Aug 25, 2018 04:07
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He's repeatedly loving up in Hell except that now there's moderate consequences for his fuckups and he isn't given a career on a silver plate LMAO
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Aug 25, 2018 04:16
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I will crash a plane into his grave in memory
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Aug 25, 2018 04:17
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rip diarrhea senator
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Aug 25, 2018 04:18
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sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground~
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Aug 25, 2018 04:18
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https://i.imgur.com/WdD8Zvc.gifv
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Aug 25, 2018 04:19
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Don't know why there's not many more death cults considering that it's currently the only great equalizer ensuring that the horrible wight marauder class will eventually suffer the same fate as those they've spent their lives oppressing
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Aug 25, 2018 04:24
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friend of joe lieberman, a much more evil man who gets much less hate
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Aug 25, 2018 04:24
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joe who? say all the nihilists born in 1996
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Aug 25, 2018 04:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
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Aug 25, 2018 04:25
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t0aine posted:Don't know why there's not many more death cults considering that it's currently the only great equalizer ensuring that the horrible wight marauder class will eventually suffer the same fate as those they've spent their lives oppressing not after peter thiel discovers immortality
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Aug 25, 2018 04:26
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NPR called this guy a "decorated" war something I don't think it was "hero" to be fair, but it was something indecorously fawning and gently caress them What's he decorated with, Vietnamese kiddy blood?
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Aug 25, 2018 04:26
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Flush him/ throw his body in the trash poll please
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Aug 25, 2018 04:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmKgITJejfg
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Aug 25, 2018 04:27
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Tumor Robs War Criminal From Earthly Justice, Leaves World Gasping for Sadly Nonexistent Heavenly Punishment, Drugs
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Aug 25, 2018 04:29
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hell yeah
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Aug 25, 2018 09:24
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https://youtu.be/9hGMCSUPqqs?t=1m40s
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Aug 25, 2018 09:31
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Shark Sandwich posted:sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground~ *strums guitar folkishly & leans into mic* "Why can't a pilot can't fly their plane..." 
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Aug 25, 2018 09:33
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The best thing McCain can do now for his country is let the president speak at his funeral
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Aug 25, 2018 09:34
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t0aine posted:NPR called this guy a "decorated" war something have u ever seen the movie Forrest Gump?? well I'll have u kno that McCain's galavanting during Nam made the tititular character seem like Audie Murphy. also the reason Tom Cruise was forced to attend Top Gun
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Aug 25, 2018 09:37
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He was a sack of poo poo, and then suddenly he was considered a moderate because the sacks of poo poo became more and more putrid and vile. Rip former relative sack of poo poo
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Aug 25, 2018 09:56
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quote:In his memoir, released in May, Mr McCain said: "Before I leave, I'd like to see our politics begin to return to the purposes and practices that distinguish our history from the history of other nations. ahahahahah you dumb gently caress how are you dying of brain cancer when you don't even have a brain
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+++++++++++++ +++_________+++ ++/......RIP.....\++ +/....McCain....\+ +|.......................|+ +|.Mega Loser..|+ +|.......................|+ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 12:16 on Aug 25, 2018 |
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Aug 25, 2018 12:10
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"So he sticks his dick a little bit further into her, and asks if she's sure she still wants to do this, and she says 'Aw'll oo any-ing ho a iddle ed rihicle.'" A smile crept over one side of McCain's mouth as embarrassed laughter and weak applause floated from the small audience. The awkwardness of the situation was soon broken as the doors to the conference hall were slammed open. In fact, the event was forgotten entirely as the audience whispered amongst themselves in astonishment about the intruder that was striding to McCain at his podium onstage. "President Reagan?!" exclaimed McCain. Reagan chose to ignore the address, instead turning to the audience. Pointing at the nominee, Reagan boomed "This is the man you have selected? This is the man you think will defeat the Democrats at this trying hour? This is the man you think can lead this nation to glory it deserves? This self-proclaimed maverick?" McCain quickly threw off his surprise, objecting "My policies are in line with the party's! Abortion, immigration, campaign finance reform, the religious right, torture, all my positions now fit it! I am a Republican. I'm loyal to the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt. Why wouldn't I be best?" Reagan spun around and stared into McCain's eyes. "Because, you intend to commit treason." "This is ridiculous! Who are you? What gives you the right to make such claims?" "You intend to commit treason on behalf of the communists, as you were compelled to when you were captured in Vietnam." "No! I hate the gooks! I will hate them for as long as I live!" "I don't blame you for your purposes, you remained oblivious to them. They brainwashed you. Now it's up to you to do the right thing. Serve this country and step down." "I worked years to get where I am! After so many set-backs, I'm finally given this opportunity! I will not yield. I will not flinch. I will fight. Fight! FIGHT!" "Then I will have to take you down myself," Reagan sighed as he drew his katana. McCain's face, a moment flustered for a second time, quickly hardened. "Sir, with all due respect, I was trained by the greatest fighting force in the entire world, the US military." In single, quick motion, McCain pulled out two combat knives from under his jacket. "And I played one in a movie," Reagan retorted, leaping up to the stage. The crowd gasped as katana sang, and metal clashed with metal, and though Reagan was quick, each blow seemed to be struck aside by McCain's knives. Reagan panted, "Indeed you honor our nation's fighting forces. So, I almost regret exploiting your weakness." He concluded his statement by throwing his katana through the air. McCain was about to laugh as the sword obviously flew too high to even be a threat, but stopped short as it sliced through the lighting above him. "Nooooo!" McCain attempted to shield his head, but was only able to get his arms as far as his chest. Someone in the audience screamed as the lighting swung down and crushed the senator. A loose wire dangled beside Reagan, which he grabbed, and swung down to the audience, sparks still flying, and swept up the vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin. "Palin, your efforts are admirable, your successes are stunning. Together, we can lead this country back into revolution, a revolution for betterment of all her true citizens. Will you help me? Will you help our country?" Palin swooned. "Of course, Mr. Reagan." The audience burst into wild applause and cheers. The golden age had arrived.
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Aug 25, 2018 12:14
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life is suffering, nonexistence is preferable; so, it's good he dead. but for a lotta reasons lol
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Aug 25, 2018 12:24
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dudes gotta look ugly af rn, even the ex-employees of the Hanoi Hilton would be in total awe
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Aug 25, 2018 13:37
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https://twitter.com/carlyylra/status/1033021003386023936?s=21
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Aug 25, 2018 13:47
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I enjoyed that Reagan anecdote.
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Aug 25, 2018 14:09
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Over Easy posted:+++++++++++++
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Aug 25, 2018 14:39
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Aug 25, 2018 14:42
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I liked the time he ran a plane into the loving ground
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Aug 25, 2018 14:46
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Introducing Sarah Palin to the national political scene opened the floodgates for all of the brainless heartless charlatans that have taken over the Republican party in the last decade, up to and including Trump. For all his complaints about the end of civility in American politics, I hope McCain has enough cancer-free brain to realize that he both catalyzed that change and then didn't do poo poo to stop it.
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Aug 25, 2018 14:52
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Dr Cheeto posted:I liked the time he ran a plane into the loving ground I liked the time he died
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Aug 25, 2018 14:55
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Really, a favorite John McCain moment
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Aug 25, 2018 14:55
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Aug 25, 2018 14:56
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The only good thing McCain did was tell that lady no and to shut up when she called Obama an Arab.
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