Kerri Evelyn Harris versus TOM! Carpet Debate Watch Zone

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Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Harris beat Carper like Carper beat his wife

# ? Aug 28, 2018 05:55

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Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nichael posted:

Big request from the Kerri campaign. If you like what you saw tonight, we have an urgent need for a video editor tonight. Can anyone help?

Howdy. My biggest problem is the timing of the request. I am literally in the middle of moving and won't be settled until the weekend. I don't even have internet in the new place yet.

Kerri sounds like my type of person, and someone reached out to me about your request. I do not mind helping but the potential issue seems to be with the timeliness required. What exactly are you wanting in terms of video?

# ? Aug 28, 2018 06:03

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Nichael posted:

Big request from the Kerri campaign. If you like what you saw tonight, we have an urgent need for a video editor tonight. Can anyone help?

i can put the video on a toilet

# ? Aug 28, 2018 06:08

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

(I bet chop cheezum would do it if you PM him. let�s play senator of Delaware)

# ? Aug 28, 2018 06:12

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Harris beat Carper like Carper beat his wife

domestic policy vs domestic police-y

# ? Aug 28, 2018 06:50

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Billzasilver posted:

(I bet chop cheezum would do it if you PM him. let’s play senator of Delaware)

Oh man

# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:06

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015

Next debate can kerri throw carpet into like, a big fan or carnivorous worm can kerri invite gwar

# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:08

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

twoday posted:

Delaware desperately needs money for audio video equipment

d e l a w a v e

# ? Aug 28, 2018 23:55

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

byob historian posted:

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# ? Aug 28, 2018 23:57

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

the campaign loved The Book of Nichael btw

# ? Aug 29, 2018 00:48

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

lol, great, I am not a fan of it, mostly because I broke 2 nibs while trying to write it

Fast calligraphy just doesn�t work

# ? Aug 29, 2018 01:02

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

pro av choice for whoever is running @NeverCarper

(are boy nichael would not do such a thing)

# ? Aug 29, 2018 06:50

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

A Handed Missus posted:

pro av choice for whoever is running @NeverCarper

(are boy nichael would not do such a thing)

It's actually not me. It's a friend of a friend who is in high school.

# ? Aug 29, 2018 13:59

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

huge:

# ? Aug 31, 2018 00:21

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

huge:

fan art

# ? Aug 31, 2018 06:33

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Any lawyers near DE want to be part of our Kerri "don't gently caress with voters" crew?

# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Nichael posted:

Any lawyers near DE want to be part of our Kerri "don't gently caress with voters" crew?

im not a lawyer but i do own an aluminum baseball bat and a pipe wrench

# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:04

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

I own a titanium crowbar. Lawyer Team Alpha, assemble!

# ? Aug 31, 2018 20:22

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday has issued a correction as of 23:53 on Sep 2, 2018

# ? Sep 2, 2018 23:49

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:51

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

holy poo poo this fan art is so awesome. sharing it with campaign staff.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:58

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

if one wanted to, one could print the last one up as a sticker and plaster it all over the restrooms of the great state of Delaware. One could easily color it in with several alternating shades of red if one so desired. I myself am strongly opposed to vandalism and would never advocate such an idea, but now after posting this here, I suddenly realized that this was a possibility, and I am pre-emptively outraged at the thought of it becoming a reality.

twoday has issued a correction as of 02:10 on Sep 3, 2018

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:06

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

I like these.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:26

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

twoday posted:

I love this.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:30

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Hmm, I should have used the word �fix� instead of �unfuck� maybe

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:59

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

Hmm, I should have used the word �fix� instead of �unfuck� maybe

no. this is the great unfuckening

# ? Sep 3, 2018 03:00

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

The Carpet machine has been systematically scaring our Spanish phone bank volunteers out of working for us.

If you can speak Spanish, we really need you. PM me and I'll put you on our Spanish dialer. If you can't, we still need you.

https://twitter.com/justicedems/status/1034868028540903431

# ? Sep 3, 2018 19:22

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

# ? Sep 5, 2018 01:25

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/TheThirdEyeJedi/status/1037129497500372992

support our troops

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:03

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Nichael posted:

BREAKING: NEWS: BOMBSHELL: WOW: KERRI EVELYN HARRIS FOR US SENATE NEWS

Our voter outreach program has been compromised, and can now only handle voters in increments of 69s. To win this campaign, we need 69 voters, 1000 times, in the next 24 hours. To reach this level of 69ing in Delaware, we need $2,900.

Can you help Kerri Evelyn Harris, THE DARK QUEEN OF MID-ATLANTIC SOCIALISM, THE SCOURGE OF DELAWARE LIBERALS, THE SLAYER OF CHUDS AND CENTRISTS ALIKE, defeat a moderate so decorous that he, very respectfully, only beat the poo poo out of his wife a few times?

It's now or never. Decorum can be destroyed in Delaware, once and for all, through a mass 69 session. If you can spare anything at all, please donate for the nicest candidate, a candidate who absolutely needs to 69 voters 1000 times.

please clap for jeb!, please vote for tom!, and please donate to kerri

# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:32

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Nichael posted:

Special Request for CSPAM

Tomorrow Carper is going to pull people from his office to campaign for him. I'm told that ONE WEIRD TRICK YOUR SENATOR DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW is if you call his office with complaints, lots of complaints, like complaints about his domestic abuse or past vote for Kavanaugh, he has to keep people there and they can't campaign for him.

Cam you call Senator Carpet tomorrow with your honest feedback of his performance in office?

302-573-6291

# ? Sep 6, 2018 05:13

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