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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/1035670254700191745

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Jul 26, 2005

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THS posted:

avenatti is gonna show up with some kind of horrific skeletons in his basement

Absolute truth.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


quit doxxin my dilz.


Every time I jack it, I gotta look at this verdant plain.

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Jul 26, 2005

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One hand on the phone, one hand on the babydick, why isn't this binch saluting during the national anthem?

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Billzasilver posted:

:lol::lol: I thought this was an amazing joke at first but it’s actually just real life

come on. it can't be.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Someone has to be the dumbest motherfucker. There can be only one.

*2954 applicants appear*

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

GAHD FUCKKING drat

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Gravy Jones posted:

Thanks! Although it's not a huge issue, I can just scroll past (it's a different thread where said image is being posted a lot I'll steer clear of for today!)

fwiw this was accidental self-inflicted trauma.... turns out third degree sunburn is actually a thing :derp:

My dad did that. Wheelchaired himself. Front of the lines at Disney for us!

Of course, since then they've changed the rules since too many people were gaming wheelchairs. I don't know if that specifically involves lighting one's own shoes on fire, but it's tough out there.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/1037008194470592514

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Jul 26, 2005

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tenderjerk posted:

lmao

who even is the president anymore really

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Jul 26, 2005

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I'll take three, please.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


Outstanding.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I feel good knowing that Donald Trump is unhappy always.

Just constantly aggravated and unsatisfied.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I couldn't get the drunken noodles chat from the other day out of my head, so I had to get some myself. Best decision I've made all week/month.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

PRUNT!

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


White House.

I think.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/swamp_rebel/status/1037850138541256704

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1038236354109472768?s=21

Lol

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Epic High Five posted:

Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project is back and I'm howlin

My god, this is incredible. The funniest poo poo I have listened to in ages.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Finicums Wake posted:

warning: do not join nctv, you will end up very drunk

I never arrive until blackout, so I keep forgetting it exists.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Nobody tell this guy about GoonTube then

Remind me tomorrow to ask you what this is.

Maybe at, like, 4:30.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Al! posted:

whats up

*smashes head with hammer*


ME, INEVITABLY!

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


Please. "Mr. Mic'd Asswhol" was my fahhhther. My name is Erick von Skeidmark von Asswhol.

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*angrily facebooks for hours about all the goddamn lib snowflakes*

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/itsArnaNotAnna/status/1037998040601088001

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1036806397390934017?s=21

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NEWT THE MOON

GSD posted:

holy poo poo ivanka's neck

You could fit six draculas on here, like piglets.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

lil' piggie dracs.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

succ posted:

Not sure who this guy is but seems accurate



That kinda seems like the tailor made case for mob justice.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

What happens if I just don't, like, look at the memes?

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

DryGoods posted:

you become the meme

So then people will look... at me?

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Seems dangerous.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

And then if they don't look at me, they become the meme and I'm free?

So it's like freeze tag or something?

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Jul 26, 2005

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DryGoods posted:

*you turn around to see me perched in the corner of your room staring*

Boy, are you taking one for the team.

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

emfive posted:

hey nite guys this looks like your thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcrPjkTJcp4

watchin this

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Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Hello midnight people, should I be worried about johnald dj prumpt?

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