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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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The time of year when the big games start coming is here. This is a likely incomplete list of what is coming this month

Genesis: Alpha One (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 4
Dimension Drive (PS4, Xbox One) – September 4
PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds 1.0 launch (Xbox One) – September 4
Claws of Furry (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 4
Planet Alpha (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 4
Operation Warcade (PS VR) – September 4
Super Street: The Game (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 4
Ninjin: Clash of Carrots (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 4
Dragon Quest 11: Echoes of an Elusive Age (PC, PS4) – September 4
Destiny 2: Forsaken (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 4
Destiny 2: Forsaken – Legendary Collection (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 4
Moonfall Ultimate (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 4
Elea (PC, Xbox One) – September 6
Unknown Fate (PC, Vive) – September 6
The Inner Friend (PC) – September 6
Another Sight (PC) – September 6
Gone Home (Switch) – September 6
Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner Mars (PC, PS4, PS VR, Steam VR) – September 6
SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy (PS4, Switch) – September 7
Marvel’s Spider-Man (PS4) – September 7
NBA Live 19 (PS4, Xbox One) – September 7
Immortal: Unchained (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 7
Battle X: Birth of the Alliance (Rift, Vive) – September 10
NBA 2K19 (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 11
Nefarious (PS4, Switch, Xbox One) – September 11/13/14
Boundless (PC, PS4) – September 11
State of Decay 2 Daybreak Pack (PC, Xbox One) – September 12
Gift of Parthax (PC) – September 12
Assetto Corsa Competizione – Steam Early Access (PC) – September 12
Construction Simulator 2 US (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 12
BFF or Die (PC) – September 13
Senran Kagura Reflexions (Switch) – September 13
Old School Musical (PC, Switch) – September 13
Wasteland 2: Director’s Cut (Switch) – September 13
Defunct (Switch) – September 13
Shadow of the Tomb Raider (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 14
Black Clover Quartet Knight (PC, PS4) – September 14
NHL 19 (PS4, Xbox One) – September 14
Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna ~ The Golden Country DLC (Switch) – September 14
Undertale (Switch) – September 15
Fishing Sim World (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 18
The Bard’s Tale 4: Barrows Deep (PC) – September 18
Insurgency: Sandstorm (PC) – September 18
Hover (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 18/19/20
Transference (PC, PS4, Xbox One, PSVR, Rift, Vive) – September 18
Warface (PS4) – September 18
60 Parsecs (PC) – September 18
Rune – Steam Early Access (PC) – September 19
CrossCode – official launch (PC) – September 20
The Gardens Between (PC, PS4, Switch) – September 20
Broken Sword 5 – the Serpent’s Curse (Switch) – September 21
8-Bit Armies (PS4, Xbox One) – September 21
Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna ~ The Golden Country standalone (Switch) – September 21
Valkyria Chronicles 4 (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 25
Air Missions: HIND (PS4) – September 25
Parkasaurus – Steam Early Access (PC) – September 25
V-Rally 4 (PS4, Xbox One, PC) – September 7/25
This is the Police 2 (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 25
Pathfinder: Kingmaker (PC) – September 25
Deep Sky Derelicts (PC) – September 26
Life is Strange 2 (PC, PS4, Xbox One) – September 27
Dragon Ball FighterZ (Switch) – September 28
Namco Museum Arcade PAC (Switch) – September 28
FIFA 19 (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September 29
Dying Light: Bad Blood – Steam Early Access (PC) – September
Speed Brawl (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – September
Battlerite Royale – Steam Early Access (PC) – September

Thread title is a reference to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septerra_Core

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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cheetah7071 posted:

Thread should still be neptember imo

Every month is Neptember tho

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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I already pre-ordered the rerelease of ZOE be caused with GCU it's just $20 but at the same time I'm urged to back out because a large part if why I ordered it was the VR support and the VR in the demo was loving awful

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HCDPTQGmrI

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Thinking about it, while is was amusing to see Fortnite steal PUBG's lunch, this whole thing will probably be pretty bad for the industry. Like what usually happens is a company gets a major hit, everyone copies them and almost every one fails with a few managing to do okay but not better than the thing they're copying. Fortnite was a blatant and, in many ways, lazy clone that had the popular mode added in as fast as possible to catch the hype train and it actually managed to exceed the original. If you think game companies went hard on clones of popular things before, now they actually have a case where it worked so it's going to be even harder to convince companies to not do that.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Cowcaster posted:

i mean she’s related to deadpool in the sense she’s a new take on his fourth wall breaking stuff does that count

She was originally a joke based on Spider-Gwen so she is related it's just in actual execution she has no relation to either thing.

Anyways, I fell like 1500 posts behind again and I ain't reading all that so what's up? What's new? How is everyone doing? Do Goons like the new Spider-Man?
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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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chumbler posted:

In a scene in the Valkyria Chronicles 4 demo one character calls another a dingus. My immersion was ruined.

dingus

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Fell like 1500 posts behind again! Doing real bag keeping up this month

Anyways, Sony is finally attempting to cash in on a two year old fad item
https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1042292260086276096

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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I mean if you're gonna play ps1 games on a PC, just download an ISO and use an emulator. Even if you want to buy the game, buy it then download an ISO.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Rarity posted:

Absolutely, one of the most underrated gems of the generation

It is possibly the most beloved beat em up of all time so I don't know how that could be considered under rated

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Sony have never been above blatantly copying something popular to make a quick buck, especially when it's months if not years too late.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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The Konami Arcade beat em ups were bullshit but they were still fun as hell. Turtles in Time arcade was the worst because it flat out just instakills you if you went to long without losing a life.

Not mentioned yet but the Bucky O Hare arcade game was also a blast

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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The Colonel posted:

i don't like this precision platforming in hollow knight

You are not going to have fun getting the true ending then (unless that's where you're at).

On that note, man, there is no chance in hell I'm ever going to complete the new content and get the TRUE true ending of that game. I mean, I didn't even 100% it as is (skipping the last arena and a few of the dream bosses) but man that is NOTHING compared to what it sounds like they added. Like a boss rush of every boss, some with harder patterns with it all capped off by a much harder boss of the game fight? Hahahaha! No.

The Colonel posted:

i'm in the dream world towards the end where you have to deal with a billion buzz saws

Edit: oh you are there. Fun fact: There's a hidden way harder platforming section in there!

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Really Pants posted:

You might like Plague of Shadows. Plague Knight can eventually just soar over a lot of the jumps.

The Plague Knight dlc rules because, while he starts weak, playing eventually feels like you're breaking the game (especially if you've already played through the game normally). Really I like his campaign more than the main game.

Still haven't finished the other two though...

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Help Im Alive posted:

Man the Gamecube was really good

Eh, even in listing that many it was clear the choices were being stretched thin towards the end.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Isn't La Mulana 2 out?

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Babe Magnet posted:

No idea, but they have the NIRV-ANNA guy up there giving interviews in broken english and it owns

is this Night in the Woods 2 or are they showing the first one for some reason like they're showing LaMulana 2

NitW is getting a Japanese translation and release, which it apparently didn't have yet

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Why would that ruin someone's day?

Like if that's ruining your day you just might be a grumpy sourpuss that hates things because the kids like it.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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I've seen such hosed things on the internet related to the Mario series that waifu bowser barely even seems worth noting

Unrelated, I've been behind on things lately but heard that the Mega Man 11 demo was surprisingly great. Was thst actually the case? ( I haven't had a chance to try it myself)

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Oct 18, 2006

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Toadette doesn't deserve a time to shine :colbert:

Really the Toads have gotten more than enough attention this year and the less I think about them the better

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Oct 18, 2006

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FirstAidKite posted:

What happens if peach wears the peach crown

I think people are no assuming that Peach is already wearing the crown and without it she'd just be a lady Mushroom person.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Because I bought that Capcom Beat Em Up Collection, I played through King of Dragons for I think the first time ever and a) it's fun to see how much it influenced Dragon's Crown and b) while simplistic, it was surprisingly fair and lengthy for an arcade beat em up.

Plus some of the music was rad

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Oct 18, 2006

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Man AT2 had great music

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Oct 18, 2006

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AT2 also might be the most embarrassing to play game that I've really enjoyed. Or at least the one I enjoyed the most.

I heard that 1 is worse though and that 3 is outright bad so I never bothered with any more of the series.

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Oct 18, 2006

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cheetah7071 posted:

AT1 is pretty early on in the horny video game history so its horniness is actually pretty contained. It's mostly just "did you know this this we're doing is...kinda like sex???" said out loud instead of left unstated

AT3 is when they realized that they could just show the girls in their underwear and stores would still carry their game

Oh when I was talking about something being of relative quality, I meant in terms of gameplay, not horniness. I heard that the first one had a pretty okay story but the gameplay is a major step down and that just didn't compel me. Meanwhile I heard 3 had a poo poo story, terrible gameplay AND it was far more embarrassingly horny so I've stayed away.

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Oct 18, 2006

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Sakurazuka posted:

Sadly some the later games are too lengthy, Warriors of Fate is an absolute chore of many long stages and enemies that take ages to kill.

And while King of Dragons was the first game in that style, Dragon's Crown takes a lot more from the later ADnD beat em up Capcom did.

Yeah, I realize that DC takes more from the DnD games and and some of the things in that are in here are also in the DnD one so DC was referencing that, but it's still neat to see how direct some of the references were all the way through. Certain boss encounters and concepts are very similar with other things being more exact like the design of thieves being pretty much exactly what's in DC in an updated style.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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cheetah7071 posted:

why is peeping in so many things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGHySxl36hQ

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Is this lady Bowser thing happening because all these Mario perverts figured whatever twisted Mario related poo poo they're into, it still seems really tame and easy to accept next to the Toad/Trump dick thing?

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Oct 18, 2006

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Only Nintendo could have an seemingly unremarkable Direct that didn't really impress many people at the time but actually planted a time bomb that would later break Twitter.

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Oct 18, 2006

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Rarity posted:

Welp, video games were fun but it's time to put them away. Thanks for the memories, people

In terms of how how bad this could get, this is still at like a 2 out of 10 at most. Hell, crudely operated on trans prostitute Bubsy in a relationship with Gex (which is a thing) is still only like a 5.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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This while thing us weird because it's like a large portion of the internet found out about rule 63 at once and is freaking out over something that's been around so long on the internet that it has it's own internet rule which itself is pretty old

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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In Training posted:

Are there actually rules beyond the joke ones. Like are there 100+ "rules" somebody came up with that these are really sourced from

There were at one point but it's something that is probably enough of a mess by now that it would take actual work to track it back.

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Oct 18, 2006

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Unfortunately I think the most likely outcome of the Telltale lawsuit will be the company fully shutting down once they determine they would lose more money dealing with the lawsuit than they would staying open. I think that law only applies because they're still open but I don't think you legally owe your employees poo poo if the company completely shuts down.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Double Punctuation posted:

So, what the gently caress is this crown, other than stupid Twitter poo poo? No, I’m not Googling it; I’d like to stay off of any watch lists, TYVM.

in the Switch port of NSMBU, you can play Toadette and she has a crown powerup that turns her into a peach look alike. Later a comic was made showing is bowser put on this crown and the rest is history.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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LawfulWaffle posted:

It was not by my hand that I was once again given breasts! I was drawn here by perverts who wish to see me naked.

Man, at least part of this is definitely next month's thread title

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Phantasium posted:

i too want to play the astro bot game.

the little demo that came with the headset was a really nice and cute stage

Yeah, the full version of that might be a low key killer app. The demo was fantastic

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I am also looking forward to to Tetris Effect

That reminds me that it finally got a release date :woop:

Honestly my most anticipated game left this year.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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That Sailor Moon picture is bad but getting actually mad about it is also pretty sad (not saying anyone here is mad).

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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I feel this is trying to be sweet but I find it possibly the most unsettling bit of Bowsette fan art so far.

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

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Cowcaster posted:

why are they called sailors if they don't do any sailing

It's named after the type of school uniform they're wearing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_school_uniform

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