MLS September MDT: Based off the Chumbawumba version

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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National games not available on ESPN+ :siren:

(all times Eastern)

September 1
Seattle vs. Sporting Kansas City - 4PM (UniM�s/Twitter)

September 2
D.C. United vs. Atlanta United - 7:30PM (FS1)

September 8
NYCFC vs. D.C. United - 5PM (Univision/Twitter)

September 15
Colorado vs. Atlanta United - 3:30PM (UniM�s/Twitter)

September 16
D.C. United vs. RBNY - 1PM (ESPN)
Chicago vs. Orlando City - 5PM (FS1)

September 19
San Jose vs. Atlanta United - 11PM (Univision/Twitter)

September 22
LAFC vs. San Jose - 3:30PM (Univision/Twitter)

September 23
Philadelphia vs. Sporting Kansas City - 1PM (ESPN)
LA Galaxy vs. Seattle - 7PM (FS1)

September 29
Chicago vs. LAFC - 3:30PM (Univision/Twitter)

September 30
RBNY vs. Atlanta United - 1PM (ESPN)
Sporting Kansas City vs. Real Salt Lake - 5PM (FS1)

# ? Sep 1, 2018 19:22

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# ? May 10, 2024 01:24

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

A solid "lol" at the Sounders

# ? Sep 1, 2018 21:14

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

This game is loving wild already.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 21:24

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

That was a really bad first half. The Sounders need to stop trying to do short goal kicks.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:00

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Wouldn't be surprised if we see a Fontas debut with Opara getting a yellow.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

OWEN GOAL!!!!

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:19

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

lmao the Sounders luck continues

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:19

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

An rear end own goal?

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:23

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Pungry posted:

lmao the Sounders luck continues

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

lmao the Sounders luck continues

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:23

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Pungry posted:

lmao the Sounders luck continues

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:24

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Sick field goal by Rubio

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

Sick field goal by Rubio

Better kicker than Blair Walsh :smithicide:

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

How the gently caress is that a red?

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:48

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Alright, how the gently caress is that a red

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:49

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Toledowned.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 22:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I like wwwwwwwwinning streaks

# ? Sep 1, 2018 23:03

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

No way Marshall's suspension for @VAN stands, right? I haven't found anyone who can explain why that red was given.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 23:22

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

shirts and skins posted:

No way Marshall's suspension for @VAN stands, right? I haven't found anyone who can explain why that red was given.

It will either be rescinded or he will get 4 more on top of it because *MLS*.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 23:25

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

As an SKC fan, what in the absolute gently caress did Marshall get a red for.

# ? Sep 1, 2018 23:42

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Our 7th game in about 10 days is about to start.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 00:17

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

I feel bad for NE fans. This commentary group is bad.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 00:36

Caf: May 21, 2004; I'm King James! The Lion King!

I honestly don't notice anymore. But there are bigger things to worry about recently and I would rather they stop pissing away leads than have good commentary.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 02:15

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

For those watching other games, LAFC have just repeatedly stabbed Toronto's staggering playoff hopes in the face in front of their home fans.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 02:18

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

playoffs actually don't matter see you in the champs idiots

# ? Sep 2, 2018 02:30

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Justin Meram just scored for Columbus and I didn't even realize he had been traded back to them!

# ? Sep 2, 2018 02:31

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

also what the gently caress happened in Montreal?

Seltzer posted:

Our 7th game in about 10 days is about to start.

oh that's why

Azerban posted:

playoffs actually don't matter see you in the champs idiots

I suppose it'll be good for you to have an actual offseason if you're gonna make another run at the CL.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 02:34

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

TwoStepBoog posted:

As an SKC fan, what in the absolute gently caress did Marshall get a red for.

Now that I'm home from the game I have to find a replay, because it wasn't at all clear from the stadium.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 02:38

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

binge crotching posted:

Now that I'm home from the game I have to find a replay, because it wasn't at all clear from the stadium.

Looked like he did catch him in the leg. Not sure it was a red, but doubt it'll be overturned.

And looking at the standings, if LA can win tonight there will be 4 teams sitting on 41 points in the West. I'm always a fan of tight playoff races, so that would be just fine with me.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 03:49

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

I don't know when and I don't know how but I'm utterly convinced that San Jose is going to steal a draw out of this.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 04:42

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

at another lovely DCU crowd. Move this team to Austin and let the Crew stay where they are cause at least they have a few fans that give a poo poo.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 00:55

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Bill Hamid's lookin a little shaky tonight

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Bad Guzan

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:17

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Fuckin DC scoring against the run of play. This team makes me so mad, which I guess is better than the complete apathy I felt all of last year.

edit:

trem_two posted:

Bad Guzan

also yes this is accurate

and the 2 defenders on Acosta who failed to stop him was comical

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:17

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

There it is. There was no way Atlanta weren't gonna score this half, despite Canouse doing his best superhero impression

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:28

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

What a weird match this has been so far. The scoring ain't done y'all.

camoseven posted:

at another lovely DCU crowd. Move this team to Austin and let the Crew stay where they are cause at least they have a few fans that give a poo poo.

More Tom Hunt goodness: the red seats are all corporate seats. Which is why they're always empty. Hooray for artificial scarcity, especially when there isn't a bad seat anywhere in that building.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:51

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Your Boy Fancy posted:

More Tom Hunt goodness: the red seats are all corporate seats. Which is why they're always empty. Hooray for artificial scarcity, especially when there isn't a bad seat anywhere in that building.

I can't believe this match didn't sell out. New stadium, top tier opponent, playoffs on the line, Sunday of Labor Day weekend?! Come on!

Oh are we about to see some VAR?!

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:57

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

No VAR, I think I'm ok with that. It was kind of a soft pen but a pen nonetheless

# ? Sep 3, 2018 01:58

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

This has been a pretty enjoyable game overall, though I do hope Martinez scores to get that streak record

e: and he immediately misses a sitter lol

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:11

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# ? May 10, 2024 01:24

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

wtf this is the only game tonight, so lame! At least it's been good

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:26

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