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TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids have been outscored 10-0 in 2.75 games.

whypick1 posted:

I'm not a fan of how this game is going.

Still think San Jose gets the Spoon though.

Rapids at San Jose on October 21 may decide it. The moveable object versus the stoppable force! Which one will crumble first?!

Oh this loving team. :doh:

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Kilson
Jan 16, 2003

I EAT LITTLE CHILDREN FOR BREAKFAST !!11!!1!!!!111!

whypick1 posted:

I'm not a fan of how this game is going.

Still think San Jose gets the Spoon though.

In Chicago, we're rooting for the Spoon.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Let's see:

Colorado:
ATL
@CLB
@SEA
LAF
@MIN
@SJE
DAL

San Jose:
SKC
ATL
@LAF
@HOU
NYR
COL
@SEA

Chicago:
ORL
@NER
@NYC
LAF
@DCU
@ATL
DCU

Those are some pretty brutal schedules. I don't think San Jose gets more than 4 points though, which comfortably gives them the spoon.

(Watch as they go on a 7 game winning streak, still miss the playoffs)

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i missed the nyc-dc game, but lol at this image

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

TwoStepBoog posted:

i missed the nyc-dc game, but lol at this image



Holy poo poo.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
NYC's shot graph looks like a game of Missile Command on crack.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

DC playing Minnesota right now.
I assume DC is going to win.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I turned it on 5 seconds before DC scored, so you're welcome DC.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
sounds like the first half was poo poo. This is nice and laughable/good mls

edit: lol

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

And they scored again, so it's pretty clearly entirely my turning the game on that caused DC to score.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



it's that time of the year where i spend more time wishing bad things on other teams than hoping my own accomplishes anything

go dc get that 6th spot

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

TwoStepBoog posted:

DC playing Minnesota right now.
I assume DC is going to win.

I for one am shocked this didn't backfire.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Dallan Invictus posted:

I for one am shocked this didn't backfire.
Minnesota is 1-1-12 away from home this year. It's incredible how much worse they are on the road. Their home record is better than that of a few teams in playoff spots right now, but they are historically bad outside of Minneapolis.

It's bizarre.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Soccer is on today!

Atlanta and Colorado are on it as we speak, but all eyes are on PHI-MTL. That one has implications on six Eastern teams.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Soccer is on today!

Atlanta and Colorado are on it as we speak, but all eyes are on PHI-MTL. That one has implications on six Eastern teams.

That's the early game I REALLY want to watch but it's blacked out for me because it's airing nationally on the French channel I don't get (Montreal is the ONE team I can't watch between my cable package and DAZN).

Are Philly's local announcers awful? Maybe I'll chase a stream or watch TFC-Galaxy instead, because that one looks like it will be a shootout (Ibra/Alessandrini/Kamara vs Giovinco/Vazquez/Altidore, and both teams combined have one functional defense) and one of those teams' playoff hopes will surely die in a blaze of glory tonight (not mathematically, but COME ON.)

Colorado-Atlanta is going approximately how we all expected.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Sep 16, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

Colorado-Atlanta is going approximately how we all expected.

I expected Atlanta to be up 5-0 tbh

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Apparently the Rapids are hosting Atlanta today. I didn’t bother attending, let alone watch. They’re so bad.

whypick1 posted:

I expected Atlanta to be up 5-0 tbh

Same.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What the hell is wrong with Atlanta? They didn't score in the second half. Did the entire team die?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
It was 92 degrees today in Denver.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
2nd half of the Rapids - Atlanta game was miserable, boring as hell combined with that heat. First half was cool though.

I feel bad for Rapids supporters, most of the people sitting around us today were pretty rage-filled.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Dallan Invictus posted:

Maybe I'll watch TFC-Galaxy instead, because that one looks like it will be a shootout (Ibra/Alessandrini/Kamara vs Giovinco/Vazquez/Altidore, and both teams combined have one functional defense) and one of those teams' playoff hopes will surely die in a blaze of glory tonight (not mathematically, but COME ON.)

TFC score twice inside fifteen minutes and then Kamara put one off the inside of the post and out, so I guess I was correct in my extremely obvious prediction.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Sep 16, 2018

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I hate watching Philly and Montreal but they’re definitely going at it hard. There will definitely be a red card at some point.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

trem_two posted:

2nd half of the Rapids - Atlanta game was miserable, boring as hell combined with that heat. First half was cool though.

I feel bad for Rapids supporters, most of the people sitting around us today were pretty rage-filled.

It'a amazing that they even show up anymore. I quit buying season tickets in 2016 because by the second half of the season I just ended up selling them. I missed their best season ever, but I don't even feel bad about it anymore. The team's a loving mess and I bet most people that watch the Rapids are there to see the team they're playing against.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Montreal have gone ahead right before the break and the Union players will have a lot to think about as they enjoy their traditional halftime cheesesteak.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Holy gently caress

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1041122146486046726

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Zlatan loving owns.

He's scored that kind of goal a dozen times and it's always loving ridiculous.

gently caress bicycle kicks, that poo poo is so much more difficult to do.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



for gently caress sake

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
I like how this Montréal team has grown. You wouldn't see them score off a long build-up like that earlier in the season.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Azerban posted:

for gently caress sake

My estimation of one functional defense between these two teams may have been on the high side.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

:stonkhat:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I was about to post that LA would still lose despite all the zlatanning and hell, TFC went ahead and scored

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears
Full of laughter full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years in Seattle!

Get that Cascadia Cup!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

shirts and skins posted:

The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears
Full of laughter full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years in Seattle!

Get that Cascadia Cup!

Nuke Cascadia.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Shrapnig posted:

Nuke Cascadia.

Green Douglas Firs where the waters cut through,
Down her wild mountains and canyons she flew...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ZffI6by3A

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Shrapnig posted:

Nuke Cascadia.

Don't nuke them.

Stab them :unsmigghh:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
lol Zlatan yelling obscenities at Bradley was very funny and good

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmaoooo zlatan and Bradley jawing at each other while a last second goal happens

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



paddyboat posted:

Lmaoooo zlatan and Bradley jawing at each other while a last second goal happens

take your guy out of the game any way you can

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

TFC rules

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Actually they really suck.

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