MLS September MDT: Based off the Chumbawumba version

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

WELP @ San Jose

# ? Sep 20, 2018 05:41

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# ? May 10, 2024 06:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Philly got robbed

lolno

# ? Sep 20, 2018 05:42

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

oh my god how did that not go in

# ? Sep 20, 2018 05:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

oh my god how did that not go in

Roldan decided not to have a left foot

# ? Sep 20, 2018 05:45

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Hell of a lot of gamesmanship from Philly tonight

# ? Sep 20, 2018 05:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

gently caress

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:00

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

And of course that's how the streak ends. Yikes.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:00

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

If this game ends in a draw San jose has every right to be really pissed off about it.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:01

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

lmao Seattle

take that one back VAR

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:01

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5 hole.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:02

kami: Feb 10, 2004; GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!

loving Fafa! VAR can't erase that one

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:02

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Crazy Ted posted:

If this game ends in a draw San jose has every right to be really pissed off about it.

Or also if they lose

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:02

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Ahahaha

Unreal

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:03

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

I have seen San Jose lose many times this year. This loss might be the most creative one yet.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:04

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Well, had to get unlucky at some point. I'm fine with the luck running out before the playoffs... as long as it comes back if/when we make them :v:

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:04

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

i said to myself "both of these are going to end in draws" and i went to take a piss

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:04

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

We jinxed Frei :smith:

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:05

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Thanks, Philly. You da best.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

I don't mean to alarm you all, but soccer is on tonight.

Will Toronto show the continent that the MLS can stand toe-to-toe with LigaMX?
Will any Crew players defect in Portland before their forced relocation to Austin?
Can the Sounders win streak hit double digits?
Should you bet the over on Atlanta-San Jose?

No, doubt it, my gut says this ends in a draw, god yes

Almost called it

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:08

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

I have seen San Jose lose many times this year. This loss might be the most creative one yet.

That sure was something.

To summarize for those watching other games:

San Jose commits a handball in the penalty area that wasn't called, they immediately go on the counter and score to go up 4-1. VAR review gives the original handball penalty, which Atlanta converts, so it goes from 4-1 to 3-2 out of nowhere.

Couple of minutes later Atlanta makes it 3-3, then at 90+5 Martinez scores the winner for Atlanta.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

https://twitter.com/RobUsry/status/1042641186266202112

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:14

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

trem_two posted:

That sure was something.

To summarize for those watching other games:

San Jose commits a handball in the penalty area that wasn't called, they immediately go on the counter and score to go up 4-1. VAR review gives the original handball penalty, which Atlanta converts, so it goes from 4-1 to 3-2 out of nowhere.

Couple of minutes later Atlanta makes it 3-3, then at 90+5 Martinez scores the winner for Atlanta.

So that's what happened? I was wondering how the gently caress he ruled the Wondo goal offside but that actually makes some sense because that Eriksson did was a ridiculously blatant handball.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:17

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

So that's what happened? I was wondering how the gently caress he ruled the Wondo goal offside but that actually makes some sense because that Eriksson did was a ridiculously blatant handball.

Yep. Confusing as hell.

# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This weekend:

*Atlanta can clinch a top 2 seed
*NYC and SKC can clinch a playoff spot
*Orlando, Chicago, Houston and Minnesota can all be eliminated

:black101:

# ? Sep 21, 2018 17:43

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Turned on the NYRB v Toronto game just in time to see BWP get a weird yellow that will keep him out of the game next week vs Atlanta, and also got to see Zavaleta fall on his rear end for no reason and give up a goal. Fuckin love MLS!

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:00

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Atlanta are playing a 16 year old at left back today, George Bello. He looks pretty good, definitely effective going forward.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:27

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

that was a shocking miss by Villalba

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:41

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

phwoar Gressel, what a finish

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:45

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

and what a loving pass from Almiron to set it up. This team is tooooo good

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:45

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

NE / Chicago should be 2 bad teams, I�m expecting the worst

# ? Sep 23, 2018 00:47

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

and by the worst I mean the best horrified screams from the stands as Katai fucks the entire Revs backline

# ? Sep 23, 2018 01:01

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Lmao

https://twitter.com/mls/status/1043653064991723520?s=21

also NE are absolute cunts

# ? Sep 23, 2018 01:15

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

The Timbers without Chara are just flaming garbage.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:02

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

Rapids are currently flaming garbage at Columbus, down a man on a *very* soft red card. I didn't expect the Rapids to do anything except suck and lose, but this is quite pathetic. As usual.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:10

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

this has kicked off with goals every five minutes and WHY IS SANCHEZ PLAYING gOAL AGAiN

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:10

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

lol

https://twitter.com/BrandonSweany/status/1043665790241660929

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:11

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camoseven posted:

Turned on the NYRB v Toronto game just in time to see BWP get a weird yellow that will keep him out of the game next week vs Atlanta

That's really hosed up. Basically the shield decider.

I didn't get to see the game. Were our goals good.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 02:41

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

Portland looked like frauds for 60+ minutes time to relegate Portland imo.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:12

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/BrandonSweany/status/1043665790241660929

I already like Gio more than Porter

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:21

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Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Thanks for not completely collapsing in the second half, Minnesota.

# ? Sep 23, 2018 03:34

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