Duscat posted:

some people say this may be a deepfake but i think it's real

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

dunno if this guys a politician but im just going to assume he is, because he is the ideal fat man

Starshark posted:

Australian fatty pollies represent

Gum posted:

and since this is britain, the fat politician who ate all the biscuits is called eric pickles

quote:

The Conservative MP Eric Pickles has launched a staunch defence of his Government department after it was claimed he spent an extra £10,000 in just one year on biscuits.

Figures released at the end of last year suggested Mr Pickles’ Department for Communities and Local Government had forked out £40,000 on serving custard creams, ginger nuts and digestives at meetings.

This was up from £30,000 in 2011, and led Labour minister Diane Abbot to remark: “Nobody begrudges Eric the odd digestive but he needs to cut his biscuit bill.

“Thanks to his policies councils all over the country are having to cut vital facilities like libraries.”

According to local newspaper reports, the Brentwood and Ongar MP has now appeared on London’s LBC Radio to defend himself, saying he isn’t “playing a jammie dodger here”.

Mr Pickles said the huge increase was the result of an “administrative error”, and added that the biscuit budget was still lower than when Labour was in power.

exmarx posted:

etalian posted:

quote:

I’m Twice the Man Joe Miller is (literally).
And probably three or four Lisas.

Presence posted:

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

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