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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

Get animated.




Thanks, now I can hear this song.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

The fish were a nice touch.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

roll that beautiful bean hemorrhage.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Kotexocet.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

The spinning tripod really makes this.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
I'm the rack of three swords he didn't grab as he passed.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

"We had a job that 2 guys with scrub brushes could do in an afternoon for $20 in materials, but we invoiced the customer $25,000?"

*Purchasing guy begins fidgeting and sweating profusely

"Look, we engineered an actual dildozer. This is progress!"

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Every time I see this, I think about that melted dairy contaminating one bar in every box.

And then I still want ice cream immediately.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

bike tory posted:

Ya there are only a tiny handful of spiders in the world that will actually gently caress you up, most of the ones that have venomous bites are no worse than a bee sting.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
You can't tell me you didn't want a self-driving car with radar windshield.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Double Punctuation posted:

One of these fuckers decided to take up residence in the toilet when I went camping. I had to keep shining the flashlight around to make sure it wasn’t going to decide I looked warm and cozy.

I also had a scorpion chase me around in a separate toilet. Camping can get scary if you don’t like arachnids.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Grem posted:

Well how the hell am I supposed to fit THAT up my rear end?

It's got a flared base so its safe.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

raverrn posted:

If that's a drone shot the cat seems remarkably unconcerned.

What does the reflection tell you?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
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https://www.etsy.com/shop/TinyMtn/

I know of one guy making these based off of earth imaging data of real ranges.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

joedevola posted:

I know I'm the 1000th person to ask this but the answer wasn't in the OP.

How do I stop one gif taking up three vertical screens?

Turn your monitor on its side

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Karate Bastard posted:

I want an airbag that deploys whenever I attempt to read a really bad post


Wait no

:gas: SomethingAirFill :gas:

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Only the Birbtron-60 can reduce an entire hamster to a soup-like homogenate in under 60 seconds.

:perfect:

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

I was not expecting that end

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

So preoccupied with whether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Flyin' round in space Laika boss!

:five:

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

skate and die

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

This is what we call "catastrophic sounding"

a required part of bladder fracking

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Zopotantor posted:

That’s meaningless because it ignores population sizes. I'm fairly certain that I produce more waste than some random Chinese guy.

Fortunately your posting has no volume

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Don't worry, we're already there. Deepfakes are already 90% of the way there, and they're only going to get better.

Pretty soon anyone can accuse someone of doing something, and have video "proof" to back up their claim. Ain't this tech future grand! :gonk:

Looker (1981)

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man posted:

Tornado in Arkansas last night:

https://i.imgur.com/TBMJbkp.mp4

Turn left, then turn left, then turn left, continue up, then turn left, your destination is on your below


edit: tax:

18 Character Limit has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Apr 9, 2020

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm irrationally angry at that sink. It's gotta be such a hassle to clean!

no worse than a tub on top of a bunch of decorative rocks...

you don't even have to cut any joists...

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Phy posted:

Except for the three that got mashed into the plastic blades like something out of Cube

It's a 99% live catch trap...

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Nael, probably posted:

The leopard
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The leopard is out

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

remake of Enter the Dragon looks a little kinky

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

koshmar posted:

Even better, you've got a sphincter muscle in your eye too.

It's sphincters all the way up

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Beachcomber posted:

I don't mind scorpions, but clusters of stuff like that make me squick.

I got bad news for you about where grapes come from.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man posted:

Arachnophobia warning:
https://imgur.com/gallery/gALoO89

Cute jumping spiderbro.

This is so very adorable.
I bet it's still confused as to what's even going on with the terrain

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

owl_pellet posted:

Its n ot like itas lie a hu huh PICTURE of something thag someone dre reiffht hahahshshahahahaha

Like iit has to look wzAct;y the same as ut was in those rtimes

About as understandable as someone having all their nerves burned off from the feet up would be.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Plasmarlin

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

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I can fix this!
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Bad Munki posted:

The fish toots out a little bioluminescent poop as a defense mechanism.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

hope it's named Grand Moth Tarkin

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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
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Sekhmnet posted:

what is it?

self-lighting thorium christmas lights

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