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Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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CommissarMega posted:

The hekk is happening here.

:norway:

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Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Elon Musk's done it again!

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Inceltown posted:

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If anyone wants this to be a bit more responsive you could do
code:
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That'll make sure it stays within the size of the browser window, regardless of any resizing. Adjust numbers as needed.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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This is weirding me out.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Glad to see Martin Shkreli making an honest living for himself.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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That's a puppy.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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I hope those kids that were obviously smarter than their dumbass parents didn't get hurt :ohdear:

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Bodnoirbabe posted:

If you're talking about the avalanche, it's from a movie called Force Majeure - the dad runs out leaving his wife and kids. She corrals the kids and everyone is fine. The avalanche didn't hit the building, just as lot of snow it blew up. So the dad comes slinking back trying to pretend nothing happened.

Yeah, that's the one I was referring to. That's a relief. I've seen too many clips of people irl just filming while something dangerous bears down on them.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Are those... High heeled crocs? :barf:

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Go away, Ice King!

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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I always thought it was dumb in horror movies when people would fall down for no reason. Boy is my face red smoky orange??

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Very strong "I can be your angle or your devil" vibe.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Og wow, there is such a thing as nostalgic anger

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Is this what incels see when they see a woman female?

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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luchadornado posted:

You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

The player motioned to the ref and said to him "Did he hit the ball twice?" The ref said he did not.

So the Swedish player didn't hit the ball twice, and had to get into a special ping pong suit (tight shorts... Ugh).

The Swedish player said "Can I hit it twice even if not intentional?". The ref said "No." So the Swedish player with his short, brown hair won the point and must have enjoyed it... but the Chinese player did not.

So did any of them have to take a bath and did they enjoy it or what??

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Thought it was going to be sound from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewokyEVgGJ8

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Doesn't help when the dude doesn't pick up on this and still comes over and bends down and peers under the table.

Jesus, that sounds terrifying. Like something out of a horror movie.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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I thought Nope was great; kinda surprised the sequel didn't get a bigger budget

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Mmm, Idunno... I always thought the character design of the final boss in Clayfighter was a pretty big letdown compared to all the other characters.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Love that flag so much.


Gonna make sweet love to that flag tonight :patriot:

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Don't worry, friend; Freedom's for everybody!

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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gently caress, I thought they managed to kill that thing back in Antarctica.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Buttchocks posted:

Just vacuum your drat floors it's really not that much effort and you will get much better results

As someone who hates vacuuming: Lol no. Robot vacuum 4 lyfe! It lowers the threshold for bothering to vacuum so much.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Lmao what's this from?

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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:tipshat:

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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cat posts.txt posted:

That's not a gar, I'm not sure what it is though, anyone know?

Gar have long gharial-like snouts with a bunch of tiny sharp teeth (and are one of my fave fish along with sturgeon, I just love weird prehistoric looking fish).



Gar have gharial-like snouts, humans have huhmial-like snouts, dogs have doglial-like snouts. Everybody knows this!

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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Get a job

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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sirbeefalot posted:

More like Ikaruga

You just saved me ten minutes of wondering wtf that reminded me of. Thank you!

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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It's true that schadenfreude is subjective, but this here:

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

And some things are simply to much damage to be funny aka wakes to much sympathy to want to laugh at.

Isn't really relevant. If you're a big enough rear end in a top hat you can definitely feel schadenfreude at your neighbor breaking his leg, or getting cancer, or dying for that matter. You just probably won't share that schadenfreude with very many people.
Like Nordick said, it literally translates to something like "harm joy". That's it. No other rules.

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Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

The thing you aren't getting is that there are rules beyond the literal translation. The big one is it can't be hurtful beyond what's common decency in your culture. Go ahead and step beyond those if you want, herr Asocial

I'm Norwegian. This word literally exists in my language: Skadefryd. Skade = Schade = Harm/Damage. Fryd = Freude = Joy. Also I'm a woman.

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