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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




That's me, just out of frame, with the conveyor running straight into my face.

One of life's great guilty pleasures remains cheap-rear end ice-cream sandwiches.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Inceltown posted:

Stuff got renamed in the last week.
  • Report is now MODS!
  • Reply is APPEND
  • post is LIST

Will things return to normal when we get our ranchera princess back?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




BARTENDER CUT ME OFF DAMMIT

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I'm..Batmantis.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

...
Sound on

OK, this rules. Just needs a couple styrofoam rocks!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Yes, but I shoot with this hand.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Someone needs to cuff them with tiny handcuffs. For science.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Inceltown posted:

Petition to rename "whoops, new page" to "yay, new page" in honour of the forums looking like they'll move beyond lowtax

I agree, as long as we get to use :synpa:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe





Somebody got into the chocolate-covered coffee beans.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Princess Mononoke live-action remake lookin' tite

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Boba Pearl posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you people.

Really.

I was just going to comment on the giant rolling beer caddy

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

I’ve never had one but this supposedly what a migraine can look like.

...

I've had these! Three or four in the past 10-years. They're called "scintillating scotoma," and they typically herald the onset of a migraine.

Except I've never had a severe headache - let alone a migraine - in my life.

These come on and last 10-30-minutes.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Rasmus posted:

Is that a block of charcoal?

It’s something volcanic. Pumice stone.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Foxes do that, when hunting through snowpack. Guess the goodboi is part fox.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



freeedr posted:

Not that heavy


e: I don’t want to shame anyone for being overweight; I just saw an opening there

He ain't heavy
He's my goonbro/ette

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



TontoCorazon posted:

I thought that was Ben Shaprio as the spoiled brat

It's not??!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Jesus I can smell the cat breath

:kimchi:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I love how Mom cracks up on the refrigerator one.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



bike tory posted:

I don't know that one so take this one, and turn the sound on:


I forget the backstory - or if there is one - but this is just the smoothest motherfucker.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I love dogs that possess stupidear

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I'd like to know how they got the crab in there without a blood sacrifice.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

:siren: ARACHNOPHOBIA WARNING :siren:
But he’s a cool blue tarantula.

https://imgur.com/gallery/ffsokyK

Oh she is gorgeous

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Looks like the birbs that used to hang around my mom's back patio; she'd go through fifty pounds of birdseed a month.

Honestly have no idea how some of them could get off the ground. They looked like tennis balls.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Um....was that a deceased sperm whale that happened by?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Not sure how I feel about wrapping my mouth around something that just had a turtle's head in it.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Kennel posted:

I had totally forgotten that this was a valid method to handle old tellys and worked surprisingly often.

My grandfather referred to this as, “percussive maintenance”

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The Bloop posted:

This is a bit like someone being really, really good at hackey-sack where at some point it stops being cool and impressive and wraps back around to being lame as hell

Was waiting for him to drop it down the Hell Crack between the seat & the console.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I love Foley artists.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Karia posted:

New Sharknado spinoff looking... mediocre, at best. Not enough teeth.

Yeah...TumbleweedNado just...doesn't have the same ring to it.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I managed to not see either word - I read the caption first. I heard a garbled nothing several times...then, after looking at "Green Needle," it defaults to that. I looked at "Brain storm" & heard that.

Then I shut my eyes, Green Needle was the default; but

If I kept my eyes shut and thought about each word, I would hear each word.

If I thought about anything else, got Green Needle.

That is wild.
Edit: I had my wife do this.

Listening only - no video: gibberish
Watched the video: She only hears Green Needle. Even after listening a dozen times, she can't hear Brain Storm at all.

drat.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Yeeeeaaahhh go ahead & cut that line. It's why you carry extra leaders in your box.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




That’s some Fortress of Solitude poo poo, right there

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The Little Death posted:

Is this one of those horrible predatory flatworms that digests things outside of its body?

I assume it's that hellspawn that crawls up your urethra while you're river-pissing.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Did I just watch a suicide?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



They're each using the railing! :kimchi:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Yeah, I think not.

I'm excited enough when I get a tax refund.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

...
Is it wrong of me to wish the gator could get in there and chow down?

It's like getting the last olive out of one of those tall, thin jars of cocktail olives

GOD DAMMIT

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



TontoCorazon posted:

And not one dickbutt in sight? Shame, really.

Give it time.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

Arachnophobia warning:
https://imgur.com/gallery/gALoO89

Cute jumping spiderbro.

That a wolf spider?

I see those l'il jumping dudes in the house & they are very entertaining, especially when you get close with a fingertip & the front palps come up

HEY! HEEEY!

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Yeah, but they have a blast doing it!

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