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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:siren: IT'S NICHAEL'S BIG DAY!!! :siren:




Today is the day we found out what the people of Delaware are made of in the Harris/Carper democractic primary election.

Nichael posted:

Special Request for CSPAM

Carper is going to pull people from his office to campaign for him. I'm told that ONE WEIRD TRICK YOUR SENATOR DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW is if you call his office with complaints, lots of complaints, like complaints about his domestic abuse or past vote for Kavanaugh, he has to keep people there and they can't campaign for him.

Cam you call Senator Carpet with your honest feedback of his performance in office?

302-573-6291


twoday has issued a correction as of 17:10 on Sep 6, 2018

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
The Book of Nichael:











This concludes the Book of Nichael. Amen, and Godspeed.

twoday has issued a correction as of 17:10 on Sep 6, 2018

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


if Kerri wins this will be the official thread for Nichael "Invictus" Delawaricus' triumph

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Godspeed nichael :patriot:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Nichael's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yJT98Q-v9U

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Its favoritism to push kerri just because she employs a goon

Tom carper has many positive attributes. His flesh is soft and mild, his hide can be used to make strong leather, the fatty hump can fuel the winter stoves of an entire village,

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If we don't support our goon pals nobody will!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
An uneasy alliance born of necessity

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I’ve been worried as hell about this since last night. nichael’s invested so much in this and we’ve all chipped in, I don’t trust Delaware to do the right thing plus I don’t want either of them to have the stink of goon failure :ohdear:

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Kerri will win and I'll bombard carpets Senate account with goatse since he blocked me on the other account

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


how could Nichael do this to all of us?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

how much could a senate seat cost nicheal? $10?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Go kerri

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chokes McGee posted:

I’ve been worried as hell about this since last night. nichael’s invested so much in this and we’ve all chipped in, I don’t trust Delaware to do the right thing plus I don’t want either of them to have the stink of goon failure :ohdear:

:same:

even the tiny amount of phonebanking i did has gotten me weirdly invested, plus carper is seriously poo poo while harris is actually Good

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

buddhanc posted:

Kerri will win and I'll bombard carpets Senate account with goatse since he blocked me on the other account

:toxx:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"How could Nichael do this to me" - Tom Crapper

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
break a leg Delaware Don Quixote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNLHI9Po8zs

⚔️

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/evilhag/status/1037730398829248512

for once in your life don't be a garbo state Delware

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Nastier Nate posted:

https://twitter.com/evilhag/status/1037730398829248512

for once in your life don't be a garbo state Delware

holy poo poo David and Lenny are throwing their support behind Kerri there’s no way they can lose now

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

:same:

even the tiny amount of phonebanking i did has gotten me weirdly invested, plus carper is seriously poo poo while harris is actually Good

I feel super invested just by reading nichael posting every day, watching the debate, and making absurdist propaganda

Nichael is actually good at outreach and engaging with c spam

When do we find out the results?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


polls close at 830 est

otoh I want to breathlessly see if Kerri, the thunderbolt of Delaware, can trounce the wife beater, in the other I really want to keep playing dragon quest

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Exit polls not looking great, tho obviously small sample size (of 0)

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Calibanibal posted:

Exit polls not looking great, tho obviously small sample size (of 0)

Because Delaware is fake and the whole state population is just PO Boxes of corporations that have "headquarters" there?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Here's what i will say: not a single person ive talked to today claimed to have voted for kerri harris

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
I haven't talked to a single Kerri Harris voter here in California

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
I voted for Kerri and I was literally the only person voting at the time. That's not too unusual though for my polling place.

Come on Delaware don't gently caress this up.

Also fun fact: while looking for assisted living places for my dad I learned that Delaware is, on average, the most expensive state for such places. Great.

bebop esq has issued a correction as of 21:31 on Sep 6, 2018

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Hurricane says vote for Kerri or prepare for destruction.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

pre-op bebop posted:

Also fun fact: while looking for assisted living places for my dad I learned that Delaware is, on average, the most expensive state for such places. Great.

After seeing the absolute bullshit my grandpa is putting my grandma thru with assisted living penny pinching and my goal of never having kids I genuinely hope I die at a young enough age where I don't even have to think about this kind of nightmare.

I don't even know how my boomer parents are gonna swing it since they are gonna have to work til they are dead.

Anyways go Kerri.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
guys I have a confession to make I didn’t vote for Kerri

I live in Texas so I have no excuse

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


I hacked the delaware system to vote for everyone itt no worries

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Agean90 posted:

I hacked the delaware system to vote for everyone itt no worries

you fool if all of us only get voted for once no one will win

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Just voted for Kerri

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Voted for kerri again

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Voted for kerri again

banned for voter fraud

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
nichael i want my money back if kerri wins you obviously wont have needed it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Nichael and Kerri are Delawarriors

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

dont gently caress this up nichael

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
nichael for kerri for senate

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I'm sorry to say everyone, that tom carpet, won

they called it early no need to keep voting

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Has Nichael toxx'd on the outcome? Startling lack of conviction if not.

Go Harris.

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