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kiimo posted:In your defense Chicago rules except the parts that don't and really people who don't live there shouldn't talk about things they don't know. It'd be like me complaining about Southies even though I've never been to Boston. This has nothing to do with football by the way.
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Apparently not enough actual football nonsense happened in week one.
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Sep 12, 2018 20:24
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Yodzilla posted:Apparently not enough actual football nonsense happened in week one. I mean I'm not quite sure what to call whatever it is that happened in the Lions game but it wasn't football.
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Sep 12, 2018 20:30
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Yodzilla posted:Apparently not enough actual football nonsense happened in week one. Superbowl Champs looked human so naturally the week was a wash.
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Sep 12, 2018 20:40
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The first time I went to Minneapolis I couldn't believe how much St. Paul looked like south side Chicago and how much Minneapolis looked like the Prince planet from Star Wars Episode II that ended up on the cutting room floor. It was 1 degree and people were out in the streets celebrating the weather.
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Sep 12, 2018 21:01
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kiimo posted:The first time I went to Minneapolis I couldn't believe how much St. Paul looked like south side Chicago and how much Minneapolis looked like the Prince planet from Star Wars Episode II that ended up on the cutting room floor. 1 degree and no wind in the middle of winter? It's time to break out the shorts!
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Sep 12, 2018 21:11
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Azhais posted:1 degree and no wind in the middle of winter? It's time to break out the shorts! Just lol if you live in the Midwest and even own jeans. It's just proof of your weak blood. Bury me in my jorts
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Sep 12, 2018 22:25
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Diva Cupcake posted:Everything I know about Southie comes from Good Will Hunting and now that I'm scoping out apartments in Boston, I find you can't get any decent 2BR in Southie for less than $3500/month. The movies are wrong. I lived in Southie 10 years ago and it’s basically unrecognizable to me now. The rate and scope of gentrification has been bananas. Even that little time ago it was a lot more “townie shithole” than luxury condos and trendy restaurants. My wife and I had a perfectly nice 1BR for like $900/mo.
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Sep 12, 2018 22:31
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Burginator posted:Just lol if you live in the Midwest and even own jeans. It's just proof of your weak blood. I wear jeans in 110 degree weather with 100% humidity. No one wants to see your loving legs put them away.
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Sep 12, 2018 22:58
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Eifert Posting posted:I wear jeans in 110 degree weather with 100% humidity. You're the mafia guy who complained about Tony Soprano wearing shorts Season 1 aren't you
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Sep 12, 2018 23:34
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Boy I love rubbing my thighs raw.
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Sep 12, 2018 23:52
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Eifert Posting posted:I wear jeans in 110 degree weather with 100% humidity. Lookit this 1700s puritanical rear end take
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Sep 13, 2018 00:02
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how can you live in korea and not appreciate some good highwaisted jorts
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Sep 13, 2018 00:10
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Yodzilla posted:Boy I love rubbing my thighs raw. Oh right, goons.
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Sep 13, 2018 00:11
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Burginator posted:Just lol if you live in the Midwest and even own jeans. It's just proof of your weak blood. There was a big dude who walked around school in shorts and a t-shirt year-round in the UP. In winter he put on a hat and gloves, and his legs were the color of fire truck by the time he got to campus. e: Also, can't forget this legend: 
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Sep 13, 2018 01:25
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Blowjob Overtime posted:There was a big dude who walked around school in shorts and a t-shirt year-round in the UP. In winter he put on a hat and gloves, and his legs were the color of fire truck by the time he got to campus.
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Sep 13, 2018 01:38
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I've never heard much about him - why the one year hiatus? Kind of a Bill Snyder type thing I think. He retired, the guy they replaced him with was just loving awful and he felt like he should come back. Unlike Snyder he decided to hang it up when he didn't make them awesome again right away.
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Sep 13, 2018 01:42
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I've never heard much about him - why the one year hiatus? Edit: Dumb joke
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Sep 13, 2018 01:43
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Here's some film of Derek Carr encountering a scary ghost in the pocket: https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1040018833417719808
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Sep 13, 2018 02:36
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I've never heard much about him - why the one year hiatus? He retired in '83 but his replacement, Les Steckel, was a huge bust and the Vikings had their worst record in team history (3-13). The Vikings fired Steckel, then convinced Grant to come back. Grant had thought he missed the game in his one year off, but really didn't and subsequently retired for good after '85.
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Sep 13, 2018 02:44
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solarjetman posted:Here's some film of Derek Carr encountering a scary ghost in the pocket: He shook
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Sep 13, 2018 02:58
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FizFashizzle posted:He shook I'm getting the bad version of Alex Smith flashbacks looking at that play.
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Sep 13, 2018 03:00
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I've never heard much about him - why the one year hiatus? Others answered the question, but that picture is germane to the jorts in winter conversation because it was -6 degrees when it was taken, and he was 88 at the time.
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Sep 13, 2018 03:11
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solarjetman posted:Here's some film of Derek Carr encountering a scary ghost in the pocket: He's learned half the lessons of Aaron Rodgers there. The second half would be making insane reads and throws while on the run like that.
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Sep 13, 2018 03:36
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Ehud posted:one thing I like is how everyone thinks they have the worst traffic I live in L.A. I think I have the right to say my city has the worst traffic. I used to live in Denver, and Denver low-key also has the worst traffic. Especially when you are trying to drive down I25 during rush hour and there's a rockies game on that night. You may as well just rent a hotel room for the night instead of trying to make that commute. In conclusion, gently caress the Rockies. They aren't even good, I don't know why Coloradoans like that stupid team.
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Sep 13, 2018 04:35
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Hot Diggity! posted:Biking is like Aaron Rodgers. It's cool and good until you die by getting hit by a large object. I've been hit by cars while biking defensively as gently caress. As in "oh, that car is stopped at a red light and I have a walk signal, it's safe to cross" and then the driver is all "NOT SO loving FAST BITCH, I'M GOING TO SUDDENLY SLAM ON THE ACCELERATOR WITHOUT EVEN loving LOOKING IN FRONT OF ME TO SEE IF THE ROAD IS CLEAR BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY A MORON" The moral of the story is that it's never safe to ride your bike as long as stupid people exist
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Sep 13, 2018 04:45
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DrunkPanda posted:I live in L.A. I think I have the right to say my city has the worst traffic. I used to live in Denver, and Denver low-key also has the worst traffic. Especially when you are trying to drive down I25 during rush hour and there's a rockies game on that night. You may as well just rent a hotel room for the night instead of trying to make that commute. Denverites bandwagon the Rockies when they are good but when they're not, they just like to hang out and drink at a ballpark. Summer evenings in Denver have tremendous weather. I-25 has gotten pretty bad. Anyway, I finally got around to rewatching SEA-DEN. Things I noticed: -The Broncos had a lot of success in two TE sets, with Butt and Heuerman on the field. -The tackle play seems much improved from last year, though maybe Seattle's edge rushers are just bad. -I would expect to see Lindsay and Freeman split carries close to evenly, with Booker a distant third. Lindsay looked as good in preseason as he did against Seattle. But the Broncos ran exactly one play in the red zone so it's hard to know who gets the carries there. -The secondary did a lot of talking to each other after giving up receptions to the TE. Still a quality group but not dominant anymore. -Not at all impressed with Seattle's corners. All three Keenum picks were to safeties; the Broncos receivers got open pretty easily. -The Broncos used a couple of RPOs and that goofy "pitch forward to the WR" end-around play, but waited until they were down 24-20 early in the fourth to use them. I'm guessing that's all they've managed to practice so far.
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*checks NL West standings* hmm yes the rockies sucksolarjetman posted:-The secondary did a lot of talking to each other after giving up receptions to the TE. Still a quality group but not dominant anymore. FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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Sep 13, 2018 05:42
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cavallingus posted:*checks NL West standings* hmm yes the rockies suck The Chiefs will put up points for sure. They're going to have to double Hill and that will open it up for Kelce.
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solarjetman posted:The Chiefs will put up points for sure. They're going to have to double Hill and that will open it up for Kelce. I feels really good to be able to suggest without a hint of irony and only a moderate dose of homerism to suggest that doubling Hill isn't enough.
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cavallingus posted:*checks NL West standings* hmm yes the rockies suck Chubb got burned on the 66 yarder and beat on the TD, so just have to hope he gets better with experience. Simmons is the only one who's done well so far covering TEs so I'm not sure why he isn't locked on them.
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So is Derek Carr like a horse that’s been spooked?
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Usually a horse can be brought round by using a good running mate. Carr probably needs a bullet and a drive to the glue factory to be useful.
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Bip Roberts posted:He's learned half the lessons of Aaron Rodgers there. The second half would be making insane reads and throws while on the run like that. "Actually doing something productive" is usually the hard part of anything. DrunkPanda posted:I've been hit by cars while biking defensively as gently caress. As in "oh, that car is stopped at a red light and I have a walk signal, it's safe to cross" and then the driver is all "NOT SO loving FAST BITCH, I'M GOING TO SUDDENLY SLAM ON THE ACCELERATOR WITHOUT EVEN loving LOOKING IN FRONT OF ME TO SEE IF THE ROAD IS CLEAR BECAUSE I'M LITERALLY A MORON" Once upon a time I passed a station wagon on the right and turned right off onto a side street on my boss French 3-speed. Only I noticed that the engine noise of the car I'd passed was getting louder, not quieter. I looked left, and there she was. I got my left foot on the crossbar and jumped before she hit me. Based on the actual damage, I;d be limping today, her front right fender would have passed right through where my knee would have been. I had her license plate written down before she realized she'd actually hit a (an unmanned) bicycle. She paid up for repairs you betcha.
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Strobe posted:I feels really good to be able to suggest without a hint of irony and only a moderate dose of homerism to suggest that doubling Hill isn't enough. The Chargers locked down everyone else at the expense of Hill last week and well, we saw what happened
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hey fam just wanted to say how poo poo the steelers are. Absolutely unsurprising that they're the team where the locker room is openly attacking their own who's trying to get fair pay. Class traitors yinz.
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That seems like a post that will "madden" some folks. haha. boom!
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living with bengals brain
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Eifert Posting posted:I wear jeans in 110 degree weather with 100% humidity. My calves are beautiful and wonderful so hey gently caress you. Edit: this is not the chat thread. Also, are people suggesting that someone named Carr got the poo poo kicked out of him one year and is now all shook 'cause that's a familiar story. Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Sep 13, 2018 |
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mllaneza posted:"Actually doing something productive" is usually the hard part of anything. Yeah calling that "half the lessons of Aaron Rodgers" is like the football equivalent of the "draw the rest of the loving owl" meme.
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