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Point of order, lowtax didn't break his spine, it simply stopped working on it's own.
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uwe boll is a lot easier to like when he hasn't gone out and made a bloody partial abortion of a movie for like 10 years or some poo poo secret technique: just stop loving up
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Sep 23, 2018 01:02
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Drone_Fragger posted:Point of order, lowtax didn't break his spine, it simply stopped working on it's own. yes but lowtax's spine IS lowtax. 
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Sep 23, 2018 01:06
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Whimsy posted:I get that they'd own uniforms and other crap, but I never would have considered that Nazi's do Hitler Cosplay. Part of the reason Neo Nazis wont ever succeed, other than being batshit and stupid, is they *all* want to be the fuhror. And you can only have one fuhor. So drama kills them every time. Also, being punched a lot.
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Sep 23, 2018 01:20
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AllNewJonasSalk posted:Hitler made himself good or bad. He was independent and ain't need no man. Truly, an inspiration for strong, independent black women everywhere.
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Sep 23, 2018 03:08
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Sunswipe posted:I'm thinking Lowtax chooses a goon for the fight (Lowtax isn't allowed to fight as the rules stipulate no cyborgs), who breaks his arm at the last minute. Just as it looks like the fight will default to Higbee , who is twirling his moustache while paying off the guy he paid to take out Lowtax's fighter, the doors are thrown open and Uwe Boll walks down to the ring. He's already in his boxing gear and throws off his robe before jumping into the ring. Uwe effortlessly defeats Higbee's champion, ending with an uppercut that launches him out of the ring to land on Higbee and Shaunteece. The film ends on Lowtax and Uwe doing a big Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger handshake as Uwe says something like "Ze only Zometing Awful now is zat guy's face!" Quote this if you read this.
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Sep 23, 2018 06:03
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Burt Sexual posted:Quote this if you read this. Okay? Why did I have to read your single sentence post?
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Sep 23, 2018 06:16
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Burt Sexual posted:Quote this if you read this. By your command
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Sep 23, 2018 06:27
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Burt Sexual posted:Quote this if you read this. it was better than your post
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Sep 23, 2018 06:32
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Burt Sexual posted:Quote this if you read this. Ok?
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Sep 23, 2018 06:37
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Sunswipe posted:I'm thinking Lowtax chooses a goon for the fight (Lowtax isn't allowed to fight as the rules stipulate no cyborgs), who breaks his arm at the last minute. Just as it looks like the fight will default to Higbee , who is twirling his moustache while paying off the guy he paid to take out Lowtax's fighter, the doors are thrown open and Uwe Boll walks down to the ring. He's already in his boxing gear and throws off his robe before jumping into the ring. Uwe effortlessly defeats Higbee's champion, ending with an uppercut that launches him out of the ring to land on Higbee and Shaunteece. The film ends on Lowtax and Uwe doing a big Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger handshake as Uwe says something like "Ze only Zometing Awful now is zat guy's face!" 
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Sep 23, 2018 07:03
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Burt Sexual posted:Quote this if you read this. It was a good post.
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Sep 23, 2018 07:11
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quote this if you read this
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Sep 23, 2018 07:39
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Bah gawd that's Uwe Boll's legal team
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duck monster posted:Part of the reason Neo Nazis wont ever succeed, other than being batshit and stupid, is they *all* want to be the fuhror. And you can only have one fuhor. So drama kills them every time. Keep trying, eventually you'll work through all the permutations and actually type Führer.
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Sep 23, 2018 17:24
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Friggin spelling Nazis
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Sep 23, 2018 17:31
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Somfin posted:Bah gawd that's Uwe Boll's legal team They're preparing a motion to dismiss on procedural grounds, the metal chair of legal moves
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Sep 23, 2018 17:39
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Uwe Boll is a standup guy. Good, honest dude.
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duck monster posted:Part of the reason Neo Nazis wont ever succeed, other than being batshit and stupid, is they *all* want to be the fuhror. And you can only have one fuhor. So drama kills them every time. Would you say there is a lot of furore about being the führer this is the KKKK morning zoo with goebels and the eich?
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lol but seriously I posted:Would you say there is a lot of furore about being the führer this is the KKKK morning zoo with goebels and the eich?
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Sep 23, 2018 20:12
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PMush Perfect posted:is this what having a stroke feels like Depends, do you smell toast?
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Sep 23, 2018 20:19
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ditty bout my clitty posted:Something something male prostitutes in three-piece suits higbee's quite a slut other people's fear has made him rich he hired some male prostitutes dressed them up in three-piece suits his team of almost-lawyers made the internet his bitch
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Sep 23, 2018 20:47
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Burt Sexual posted:Quote this if you read this. It's the crap joke at the end, isn't it? I'm open to suggestions for the final line. Maybe Something Awful's logo in the film could be a pair of horns, and Lowtax says "You mess with the horns, Uwe get the Boll!"
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Sep 23, 2018 20:56
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Hyzenth1ay posted:higbee's quite a slut That's a real fuckin blast to the past, goddamn.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:06
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Once upon a time, on the internet there was a spiiiiiiine
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Sep 24, 2018 01:43
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Pham Nuwen posted:Keep trying, eventually you'll work through all the permutations and actually type Führer. in a furor about der frurer
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Sep 24, 2018 02:28
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So has The threat of Leonard j crabs getting involved saved the forum from certain ruin or did higbee run out of fraudulent legal terms to scare you with and hence retreated to blacks legal dictionary to adjoinder a legal person Loren ipsum commericlal code
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Sep 24, 2018 14:03
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hey, im a nazi in some legal bother, is higbee the man to go to?
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Sep 24, 2018 14:48
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Ratjaculation posted:hey, im a nazi in some legal bother, is higbee the man to go to? I wonder if higbee and associates will help sargon of akkad sue the entire media
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Sep 24, 2018 14:54
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put lowtax brain and spine on a robotic chassis like robocop 2
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Sep 24, 2018 14:57
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Your Taint posted:Great now Lowtax is gonna get double sued. More like double cheeseburger sued.
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Sep 24, 2018 19:17
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ZeusCannon posted:Oh my God look at the widdle dagger. Also good luck with Higbees Hitler protection services Lowtax! The so-called “widdle dagger” is a zwihander lost in a roll of fat. It’s like an optical illusion, baby!
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Sep 24, 2018 19:23
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Zil posted:Depends, do you smell toast? Only Canadian over 30 are gonna get this Heritage Minute reference.
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Sep 24, 2018 20:00
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Mill Town posted:Only Canadian over 30 are gonna get this Heritage Minute reference.
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Sep 24, 2018 20:16
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Badchay posted:So, did anyone login yet? How come the payment is really close to the price of one buttcoin? 
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DoctorGonzo posted:put lowtax brain and spine on a robotic chassis like robocop 2 that's probably out of his price range. Maybe something closer to this: 
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This summer, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka IS KILLDOZER 2 A Uwe Boll film
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Sep 24, 2018 23:10
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Sunswipe posted:This summer, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka IS I’d pay  to watch that
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Yawgmoth posted:Smelling (burnt) toast is actually a common symptom of having a stroke, it's not a reference to any show. Swing and a miss. Clearly not a 30+ year old canuck.
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BromanderData posted:I’d pay Same, hell  if there was booze served with the movie.
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