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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
I'm moving across country and need to downsize, so I've decided to sell off some of my unused variables. Should be something here for everyone, variables listed without a price are BO. variables are untyped unless type is specified.

Global Variables
code:
$USE_LEGACY_CSS  BO
USE_SSL BO
THREADS
free variables ($25 ea)
code:
butts
fart
f
xs
h
Loop variables $10 ea or 10 for $8
code:
a
b long
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
Mint in Box
code:
v (Vector) $100
s (String) $100
buf (ArrayList) $100
Metasyntactic variables
code:
foo $100
bar $100
batz $150
qux $200

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
prices are NON NEGOTIABLE

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i will take allthe free variables for Free!! :xd: :win!:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

obstipator posted:

i will take allthe free variables for Free!! :xd: :win!:

Prices are non negotiable


Also encoding for all variables is ascii

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

Prices are non negotiable


Also encoding for all variables is ascii

man i know a metasyntatic ripoff when i see one

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Captain Foo posted:

man i know a metasyntatic ripoff when i see one

go buy from another seller, then.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

I'm moving across country and need to downsize, so I've decided to sell off some of my unused variables. Should be something here for everyone, variables listed without a price are BO. variables are untyped unless type is specified.

Global Variables
code:
$USE_LEGACY_CSS  BO
USE_SSL BO
THREADS
free variables ($25 ea)
code:
butts
fart
f
xs
h
Loop variables $10 ea or 10 for $8
code:
a
b long
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
Mint in Box
code:
v (Vector) $100
s (String) $100
buf (ArrayList) $100
Metasyntactic variables
code:
foo $100
bar $100
batz $150
qux $200

i will take 5 loops please
i will take 4 loops please
i will take 3 loops please
i will take 2 loops please
i will take 1 loops please

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

go buy from another seller, then.

i'll swap you a lightly used butt for a quz

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

Also encoding for all variables is ascii

how much extra will it cost if i want them in utf-8?

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
give me the d please

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
nevermind you probably only used it for small loops

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
can i get the types on some of these

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m gonna need i, j, and k. I’ve got a lot of looping to do.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

The Management posted:

I’m gonna need i, j, and k. I’ve got a lot of looping to do.

you're gonna need a real big o at that rate

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
i'd like to buy a vowel, op

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
op if i buy all of these will it teach me how to code? if yes i might be interested.

Willzilla
Aug 16, 2006

Rawr
which cryptos do you take for payment. got my eyes on a butts

animist
Aug 28, 2018
i order all my variables from foreign bulk resellers, usually in China. you can get things really cheap, if you don't mind slightly variable quality

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
op can you sell me butts? I want to patent it so that I can go back in time and sue myself

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
all i can say is this poo poo had better be for real because i am seriously primed to pull the trigger

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
if I buy a variable and it turns out not to fit in my program will you give a refund

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

OP is selling all his obsolete variables because nowadays his code looks like

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I contacted the OP via PM and sent 200 dollars for a variable and it keeps coming back undefined. I sent them several PMs and they won't respond to me. Can the mods help out? My boss is getting really mad at me!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

no thank's

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

r u ready to WALK posted:

OP is selling all his obsolete variables because nowadays his code looks like


thanks, I hate it

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

r u ready to WALK posted:

OP is selling all his obsolete variables because nowadays his code looks like


emoji-oriented programming. badass.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
if youre willing to put in some time you can find I, J, Ks for free on craigslist and lowercase them yourself

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



I paid for an l and op sent me a 1. constants aren’t variables you snake!!!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Achmed Jones posted:

I paid for an l and op sent me a 1. constants aren’t variables you snake!!!

nice idiot font

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Seller: DONT THREAD ON ME
Name of item: Free variables
Cost of item: Free
Shipping time: Still not shipped ??? :confused:
Misc comments: The OP promised free variables, but later changed them to not free?! gently caress!
Rating: 1/5 golden manbabies

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
are all of these guaranteed to be mutable? I don’t want to buy a bunch of variables and find that they’re constant when I try to use them

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
looking for an uninitialized variable to fix my code do u have one

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Triglav posted:

looking for an uninitialized variable to fix my code do u have one

this sounds very illegal to me

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

President Beep posted:

this sounds very illegal to me

no, here's my argument for the exception

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Can these be put in an array, op

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Captain Foo posted:

nice idiot font

turn on your monitor!

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
how many bits are these variables? i had a cousin that bought variables from an alley once and they truncated his data

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
getting a lot of interest in 'butts' can we start the bidding at $50?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
no butt stuff!

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
do you have any signed variables with rms' signature?

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