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twoday posted:OK, fine, I'll leave it gloomy Use black/dark purple glitter.
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twoday posted:Are you guys upset with the way I spelled Trumdo? Are you able to do that Italian translator's face like you did Trump's or the leopard?
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This poor woman trying to translate Trump into English and then Italian: https://twitter.com/MollyMcKew/status/1184544749644144643?s=19
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Buck Wildman posted:there are worse afterlives to believe in than "keep going as an rear end in a top hat skeleton who plays a xylophone and messes with nobles and the elderly" gently caress if I die young I hope that's my afterlife so I can haunt boomers.
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Nebakenezzer posted:Thylacine? *Spielberg coughs politely*
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redsniper posted:Wanna see some giant sloth fights. Walmart on black Friday?
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Feb 25, 2020 01:56
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Want dat book.
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Mar 27, 2020 08:40
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Do that fucker that looks like the baby from Dinosaurs whose name I can't remember.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:atc have and gehring? E: no cheating Somebody has issued a correction as of 07:41 on Jun 7, 2020 |
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I'm going to miss this thread. 
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I'm not an American citizen. I am not neck deep in C-SPAM lore. I don't get half the jokes in the book. Post the drat kickstarter so I can throw money at you. 
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Don't forget to send one to the library of Congress
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Keep some in reserve and then send a bunch to as many US university libraries as you can.
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twoday posted:
Op shop leather jackets, used motorcycle jackets, unattended roadkill, disliked neighbours pets. You'll find a way.
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twoday posted:Anyway I came here to post that I've acquired the first piece of equipment needed to bind the books: Maybe drink a little glue, as a treat.
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All work and no play makes TwoDay a dull boy.
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twoday posted:My bowels were never normal again but I'm still alive. Such is life. I never not believed in you.
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Which comes first: Book delivery or Trump's second term? Serious answer: Glad things are still moving.
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twoday posted:Haha yeah the copy editors had many questions for me Which did they ask first - "Youre paying up front, right?" "What's schizophrenia like?"
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twoday posted:Well then I have to make the fancy leather versions of the book, ship the paintings, hide a copy of the book in an arid cave for future generations to discover, and then submit a copy to the library of congress Johnny appleseed that poo poo.
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DarkEuphoria posted:Is this not love? Baby don't hurt me
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twoday posted:lol didn't realize that customs agents have to inspect the incoming shipment of c-spam books lmao Say hi to the FBI for us.
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twoday posted:There are hundreds of printed, existing Books of C-SPAM sitting on a dock in China somewhere right now. Just whole crates of the things and that fills my heart with gladness All that C-SPAM collected in one shipping crate should probably have a chernobyl like exclusion zone established around it.
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KOOB KOOB KOOB KOOB
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twoday posted:They do not! please cross it out and write it as Chyna on the ones you send out.
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Jun 22, 2022 04:08
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twoday posted:I need to make a bunch of leather covers and poo poo first Trump will win unless you complete all the leather binding and distributions are done before the mid terms. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US TWODAY, NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING
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I hadn't previously noticed Lincoln's painting overlooking that ridiculous scene. We live in the weirdest goddamn timeline.
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mdemone posted:book....here? It's more likely than you think.
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Why hasn't the book been shopped into the pic of Trump holding "A" bible in front of that church yet?
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When are non US copies going to be shipped?
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twoday posted:this week! Sorry, it's been taking extra long to figure out the international shipping stuff, and they will ship as a batch Yeah I knew they were being done differently to the US stuff. Thanks for clarifying. Edit: how many fancy pants leather/vegan leather covers are you going to have to do?
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Still waiting for mine
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I was going to make a long and involved parody post about getting BOOK in Australia drawn from a Canticle for Liebowitz but I'm pretty high right now so just pretend I did. Gimmie BOOOOOOOOOOK
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just got an update that BOOK is on its way. 
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twoday posted:I just want to say that I am happy to hear that everyone seems to be enjoying the book, it was uh, a lot of work to say the least Hey now, still looking forward to the leather bound copy. Looking forward to the second slice of soul/sanity. 
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No idea where mine is. USPS saysa label was generated and is awaiting the item since 25 September.quote:Latest Update 
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After a month long stay in Brooklyn (holiday? incarcerated? LSD trip? WHO KNOWS!?) my USPS tracker now tells me that not only does BOOK EXIST  but that it is now in Jamaica (NY regional facility, not the country... I think).Only 17000km to go! 
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No leather yet.
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