[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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twoday posted:

Some of these are a little messed up because I was experimenting with the ink, and also I ran out of paper halfway through. So, I started printing on envelopes because I didn't want to waste the ink I mixed. If anyone has a preference for a yellow one let me know, otherwise the default will be white

I need a printed copy of one of these so badly; i'll do anything...please!!!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 23:09

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twoday posted:

This post is not for 56k

its all so good

# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 14:11

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twoday posted:

# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 09:51

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twoday posted:

Ready to carve this one

I know this one doesn't seem political, but trust me it will be political when I'm done

# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 20:07

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twoday posted:

test test

Still got to do the other layers but that can't possibly take as long as this one did, with all the little details

# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 14:43

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shovelbum posted:

2dcat album cover

would totally use

# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 15:21

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twoday posted:

What are our thoughts on these color variations, c-spam?

Def blue

# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 12:05

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twoday posted:

They are free, send my money for shipping if you want, but it’s fine if you don’t. I think this week will be the last week that I will be able to mail any out.

I would like one please to hang on my wall of amazing arts :toot:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 18:10

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twoday posted:

Did yours never arrive? I sent you two!

I'm starting to think you addressed it to "Jesus, care of the pentagon" :roflolmao:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 23:09

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twoday posted:

I have like a solid 90% success rate with mailing stuff, but I'll send you some more this weekend. Can you doublecheck the address you gave me, oh holy spirit?

PM sent. I'll send an unsolicited cassette tape for your troubles :toot:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 23:19

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I'm off to the store ASAP to get these framed!!! :toot:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 19:19

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# ¿ Apr 7, 2019 16:03

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twoday posted:

When I posted my calligraphy in the trump thread someone said I should try block prints. When I posted my block prints someone said I should try engraving.

I think I am going to finish this drawing and make it into an etching on a metal plate. I recently learned that someone I know has a 19th century printing press in their basement, so that should work pretty well.

The only thing is, I am still not sure what to draw on the other side of the bear and the fire. It is supposed to be the Californian coast, but I am not sure what to draw there. Beachside villas? An almond farm? Any ideas would be appreciated.

As someone who's first job was operating a 19th century printing press... Good luck, they're a pain in the rear end. When I was doing stuff.. They were basically good for printing dumb text for religious cards and nothing else

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 00:27

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twoday posted:

I didn't realize you were 200 years old, you do a pretty good job of keeping up with the music trends

lol, it was a family business and I used to arrange the dumb font blocks into this bigger wood block thing for printing when I was like 10.

In further searches, I see that the equipment I used (the one with the giant wheel), probably isn't the one you'd be using. The giant wheel things were a pain in the rear end that had so many problems

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 00:32

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Yeah, that one sounds different the. We had this giant wood block and we had to put the individual letters (metal things) backwards into the block in order to print stuff... I guess it was the way they used to do newspapers but we really only ever did stuff for dumb chvrches and poo poo

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 00:46

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Your last posts are true and I want to contribute but don't know how :negative:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 02:04

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

balloon is a floating orb

speaking of orbs

https://www.facebook.com/groups/OfficialBindTrump/permalink/1315176915298764/

# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 00:34

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twoday posted:

Went to check out the printing press, it was much older than I thought, but I think it should still work just fine, might need some oil

woah, that's totally different from the ones we used

# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 21:14

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twoday posted:

That explains why I didn't understand any of the advice you gave me

Though someone else I told about this project said they may know where one of the ones with rollers is, but this one seems more in line with general aesthetic so I'll try to use it if it's not insanely annoying

The one we used looked a lot like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewEje3B1BoA

# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 21:46

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twoday posted:

I am happy to see how much you all seem to treasure my artwork, it is a great joy to make it and send it to people who value it.

The book is taking a while, but I hope that it will similarly enshrine c-spam culture and serve as valued reflection of our rich community.

and FYI I threw the sailor block into the ocean, so stop messaging me asking for sailor prints, there will be no more unless the sea vomits it back upon the shore

can confirm, twoday literally threw this into the ocean... BUT...

# ¿ May 6, 2019 19:33

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twoday posted:

I have just been staring at this post in disbelief for the last half hour

i rarely check my messages and thought it was spam at first too. I find it funny how it was tracked back to me to try and get in contact with you lol

# ¿ May 6, 2019 22:26

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Poniard posted:

is there more of a story to someone finding the sailor print block? also how did they get in contact with 2dcat did you put something on the block?

from what i can tell someone found it on the beach and started doing internet searches and came across a post from twoday mentioning it was lost to the ocean forever, but didn't have an account to mention twoday..., so then searched for sailor and maybe found me on social media due to my connection to remember sailor and asked to get a hold of twoday

it's a c-spam miracle imo

# ¿ May 6, 2019 22:49

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still waiting to hear back on my request to pay for it and have it shipped this way :ohdear:

# ¿ May 6, 2019 23:26

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twoday posted:

lol

I have been thinking about painting the thunk face onto a shirt, this pretty much confirms that I must

# ¿ May 7, 2019 01:56

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please knock Mom! posted:

mods, new user name please

Because its horns were useless for self-defense, the bonnacon was said to expel large amounts of caustic feces from its anus at its pursuers, burning them and thereby ensuring its escape.

# ¿ May 7, 2019 02:45

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I have an update!! Let me photshop them a bit to further protect the identities of everyone...

# ¿ May 7, 2019 02:56

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I guess c-spam isn't behind a pay wall so you can thank lowtax for even a remote possibility of being able to get possession of this rare artifact once again. At either rate, it's been a fun adventure and makes me appreciate the print I have and every one of you even more :toot:

# ¿ May 7, 2019 02:59

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twoday posted:

So, I got in touch with the finder and have spent the last 24 hours carefully negotiating for the release of sailor, and

I'm happy to ship it out to you if you want... Figured it could be easier for them to ship it to DC and I'd eat the charges to get it out to you.

# ¿ May 8, 2019 00:07

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twoday posted:

thank you, in exchange I will send you a box of typically amsterdamish treats including a small wheel of cheese, some cookies, and a pornographic postcard with a thank you note written on it

... And a stroopwafel??

# ¿ May 8, 2019 00:11

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twoday posted:

yeah, that's what I meant actually, I will send you a giant pack of really nice ones

I said cookies because I assume that most people don't know what a stroopwafel is

# ¿ May 8, 2019 00:16

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Tbh i look forward to the capture on this tale

# ¿ May 8, 2019 00:17

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twoday posted:

I heard from the person recently, it's been delayed but it is still on its way

I was starting to lose hope

# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 19:29

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shovelbum posted:

Where did it wash up anyway

Staten Island

# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 19:45

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twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 23:03

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twoday posted:

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 23:03

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SHVPS4DETH posted:

gently caress YOU BALDIMORE

# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 18:12

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Communist Zombie posted:

Twoday seems someone stole your shtick already:
Aleksandar Todorovic Paints ‘Religion Remastered’

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 10:01

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twoday posted:

Other potential t-shirts (I'm just thinking out loud)

Also maybe something in the style of a tarot card, but bigger and more elaborate

I don't know why anyone would wear this, but it works well as a t-shirt design, maybe I can make something in a similar style but different

Anyway, I am going to make the magical protective c-spam c-spam posting undershirt regardless (in this style
because that's cool and should exist, and I might do some more if there is demand

I need a remember sailor shirt :toot:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 20:49

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twoday posted:

I have no idea what I'm doing

no one ever does; just wing it and pretend you do imo

# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 19:44

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twoday posted:

TWODAY INTERNET STORE IS LIVE

https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/

I really have very little little confidence that I set this up correctly but let's see what happens

let me know if you want any other artwork of mine on any sort of medium. I can make women's tshirts instead of unisex, or beach towels, or baseball caps or all kinds of other poo poo, just tell me what you want

I will probably only have this up for a month or so

# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 23:18

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