[Book] Name of Goods: The Book of C-SPAM

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I think the origin is someone was doing phone polling in Iowa before the caucus and mentioned that most of the times they got a Trump voter, they would just shout TRUMP and slam down the phone

then people just started posting TRUMP and then the creative variants began

# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 23:41

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 17:50

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

very proud to have bought this book and have someone attempt to explain it to my neice and/or nephew when I am found dead and it's on my bookshelf

# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 02:03

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I honestly hope to show this book to my mom with no explanation other than "this is the politics forum I've been living in since 2015"

# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 05:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

wait, seriously, what happened

# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 04:34

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

oh okay I thought something had actually happened because I am dumb as hell

# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 05:06

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

drok bok book

# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 01:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

twoday posted:

post when you have sent it. Thank you!

i have also just sent you $5

Somebody has issued a correction as of 17:35 on Aug 4, 2022

# ¿ Aug 4, 2022 16:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

book is on its way to me

# ¿ Aug 5, 2022 22:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Spergin Morlock posted:

the juneteenth rally that he held in omaha

the junteenth rally was in Tulsa

Omaha is where he left his elderly cult followers to die of hypothermia walking 2 miles to their cars in the dead of night

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 06:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

lol yeah, it got Brad Parscale fired

# ¿ Aug 6, 2022 07:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

Appreciating my BOOK, caressing it, speaking soft words to it to know it is valued. Now to begin construction of my mysterious temple so I may have a pillar to entomb it in. Good luck deciphering this one, future nerds!

gotta build a dome for book

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 02:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

book has arrived

i can feel its energy emanating from the box

# ¿ Aug 8, 2022 21:19

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mdemone posted:

LMAOOO my book looks amazing except the box was full of ants, alive and dead

BOOK didn't feel good, changes....ANTICIDE! many such corpses!

bonus content

# ¿ Aug 14, 2022 01:01

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I have ants in my kitchen but they have not migrated to BOOK, possibly because they fear the power it projects

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 05:24

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

so did only one of us get the bonus ant edition

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 06:45

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 17:50

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm still jealous of the goon who got bonus ants with their book

# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 14:22

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