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twoday posted:Alright, I'm back from my journey to the heart of darkness and have access to the book and my writing supplies again. This quote still floors me quote:As news spread of Sayoc’s arrest Friday, interviews with people who know him revealed him as someone able to express contempt for blacks, Hispanics, Jews and gays even while working at jobs that put him in touch with the public. And he did it without drawing a complaint.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 23:37 |
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twoday posted:I take no pleasure in recording this: This is incredible, I'm buying a copy the second it's released. If you're still thinking of ideas, there's a nice intersection with the medieval astrology or tarot card format and how goons, Nate Silver, and poll aggregators all tried to predict the future with any available method.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 15:31 |
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Agean90 posted:Make a book about the fantastic elon musk thread Linking the fun parts below to make references easier, the Tesla discussions are worthy of inclusion and the Elon meltdown this summer was the best moment: The imfamous $420 tweet starts here Song parodies start around here and go on for a while: Dadbod Apocalypse posted:Muskrats gathered in their Teslaaaaaaas And undoubtedly peak with this WYWH cover 3 posted:Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay? And then the Azealia Banks posts starts here ShriekingMarxist posted:i want to believe
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 18:22 |
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This is incredible. Is the human head on the hydra meant to be someone in particular?
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 03:55 |
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twoday posted:Turns out woodcarving is a bitch Incredible
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 16:31 |
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The Second Name is ZUCKERBERG Knows all things since the beginning of the Network. Knows all secrets and DMs, be they human or bot, and is very difficult to summon in congress. The Priest should not summon him unless he is clean of heart and spirit, for this Spirit shall know his innermost thoughts via cookie sync to offsite ad exposures. This is his Seal:
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 19:17 |
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Mayor Dave posted:i like left better, feels more vivid to me Same, there's something about the splotchy blue and splotchy red backgrounds that work better than the thicker blue/red options.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2019 05:14 |
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twoday posted:
DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 01:01 on Apr 17, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 00:49 |
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Would buy shirts for these two designs, maybe prefer the leopard print as a shirt without the quote.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 22:29 |
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twoday posted:TWODAY INTERNET STORE IS LIVE Bought the leopard shirt, it rules
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 20:08 |
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Oh my god https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/products/trumbeanbag
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 17:12 |
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also got my shirt, the leopard looks beautiful
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 05:49 |
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twoday posted:Besides the money it just feels incredibly validating and pleasant to know that people out there all over the world want to own these strange drawings I make in the middle of the night. I feel like an artist now, I can call myself that, and I do. And I didn't feel that way one year ago. You have all given me so much support and encouragement over the last year to fulfill my dreams, to persue my interests, to become what I have long wanted to be. There is no price that can be put on that. You have collectively changed my life in a way I didn't imagine possible. I feel very content and happy in general, day to day, and a lot of that is because I know that c-spam stands behind me and my artwork. It's really great, and I hope that you guys can support all the other brilliant creative people here as much as you support me, and I hope that the other creative people can likewise tap into the positive c-spam energy and use to realize their fullest potential
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2019 21:28 |
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 04:25 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Want dat book.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 18:01 |
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twoday posted:is there any historical topic you would want to discuss? Arab/Persian contributions to mathematics might be interesting What topics are in the pipeline?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 23:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 17:59 |
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quote:On February 12, 2020, James F. Linzey, who served as a highly accomplished Air Force Captain, felt led by Almighty God to write the Space Force Hymn. Normal sentences by normal people. EDIT: God touched his smooth mind to write the astronauts-with-M16s chant the morning after Bernie won New Hampshire. This is all our faults. DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 19:13 on May 15, 2020 |
# ¿ May 15, 2020 19:09 |
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twoday running out of the forums with the book under his arm like the Library of Alexandria burning
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 17:06 |
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TheHoosier posted:still want a copy
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 17:06 |
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twoday posted:does anyone have any good quotes to put on the back of the cover? wear the hat, baloogan
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 22:13 |
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Phil Layshow posted:I'm not up on cspam lore. What is the origin of misspelling bunker baby's name? I've always seen it around here, but I didn't want to join in on it without knowing where it came from. The actual story is early in C-Spam history and I'm having trouble finding the original quote. Basically, someone on the forums worked at a company that conducted presidential polls leading up to 2016 and would call and ask people for their political opinions. When non-Trump voters were asked for their response on candidates, they would answer and flow through the rest of the survey as normal. Trump voters would just shout TRUMP! into the phone and immediate hang up (which is why it's usually written like "TRUMP! *click*"). This happened so much that it became a stereotype of trump voters at that call center, at the company, and now, on C-SPAM. Blithering idiots shouting the one syllable they love more than any other when asked and hanging up immediately like it's the exclamation point. A brain like a cow mooing. Everyone who hanged up early would have their responses removed since they didn't answer the full survey, potentially under-counting the reality of Trump's base entirely because of their love of TURMP!! *click* Edit: I think i got a few details wrong about the polling aspect. DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 23:57 on Jul 22, 2020 |
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Phil Layshow posted:ah that is a pretty good origin. thanks for catching me up. i may try it out, but it has to come up organically. when you're about to do something dumb on impulse, you'll know exactly what to say.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 23:59 |
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"i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content" "I've seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire, I've seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on, standing in the key and hitting foul shots and swishing them -- he sinks three-foot putts" DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 18:16 on Jul 23, 2020 |
# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 18:06 |
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I love the little “that’s right” and the COVID flowers
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 21:01 |
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Backed!
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 02:18 |
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Tubgoat posted:It could be a pull-out poster on the last page ~~or~~ a fold-in ala Mad Magazine. I know exactly what I'm picking if I get something commissioned.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 18:10 |
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Uranium posted:Anyone who hasn't seen it, it's this masterpiece, the original depiction of a cool zone. this but for the Georgia vote totals
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 05:26 |
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He'll finish the rally, board air force one, and the plane will fall apart like the police car in blues brothers
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 02:21 |
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ex post facho posted:uhhhh twoday I think we may have the epigraph, also this makes the Book of CSPAM an incredibly MORE important cultural artifact it’s the perfect end
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 01:30 |
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tangy yet delightful posted:quote this if ur more excited for this book than president biden
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 02:04 |
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:I never lost faith
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 06:06 |
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twoday posted:I'm in touch with the printer, the book still hasn't been shipped to the distributor yet but the process seems to be rolling along. I'll post the estimated shipping date if they tell me that soon yesss
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2022 20:54 |
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boat!
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 14:54 |
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Boat loads the book then the engine immediately goes TRumpTrumpTuyrnmptRuMpRumptTurptTurtmptTyumrp across the pacific, many such cases!
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 15:21 |
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The book will be delivered to me on saturday night, its actually going to be here, in my hands.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2022 20:03 |
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The book is unbelievably good
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 16:07 |
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Ayin posted:I have received BOOK and also appear to be the first to add it to librarything Once I figure out how to add an already-uploaded non-ISBN book into my library, we'll make it two.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 16:26 |
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invlwhen posted:book is here! my favourite pages are the covid tree looking at 9/11 I have favorite pages throughout, but the very last page made me laugh the hardest. Completely caught me off-guard.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 21:44 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:21 |
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UFOTacoMan posted:is it possible to know how many of BOOK were made? "never enough"
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 03:28 |