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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

i mean it really shows trumps priorities, but $10million is a drop in the bucket. 5 million people are under the hurricane watch, at least 4 million more under the tropical storm watch. That $10 mil is like a dollar for each person and is going to represent a tiny fraction of the relief spending for this

Letting facts get in the way of a good narrative is dumb.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

The Nastier Nate posted:

Allright fuckers I'm gonna ride this poo poo out.

Let's do this!



:rip: Reporter sent to get B roll of the unloading of the Mountain Dew. You died for a good cause.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Love 'em and leave 'em.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Sir Plus posted:

my wife has informed me that the landlords are planning to dig some sort of trench (moat???) to help keep the rising waters at bay

we have a slight downslope into a wooded area outside of our back door but water tends to pool around the air conditioning unit during even regular rainstorms so i guess this is to mitigate that? will update with moat pics when possible

I mean, that's one of the things drainage specialists do, so it might work. Unless you're in one of those places where you're gonna get 8 feet of rain.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

my favorite regional fast food is 7 feet of water full of radioactive pig poo poo and heavy metals

Their fries taste like radioactive pig poo poo and heavy metals though. McDonald's are better.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

whatever happened with chuds thinking FEMA was an illuminati plot to enslave humanity? is that over now that the president is white again

The president has a secret plan to root out the FEMA traitors in such a way that the public doesn't find out and panic.

- Q

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Lokar posted:

i feel these tweets go well together. i have been thinking about that dumb boat all day

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1039913773602152449

TIL, the color scale for wave height is wacky

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
If the storm surge is higher than my first floor I'll just go up to the second. And if it's higher than my second, I'll just go into my attic. And if it's higher than my attic, well I've got an axe, I can get on the roof, and we all know storm surges are legally required to never get higher than a roof.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The Nastier Nate posted:

Mitch Landrieu wants to run for president, I don't know much about him based on just that, there are worse records to run on.

He let the city's water board fall into a deep state of hosed-up-ness.

If his term had ended right after his Confederate monument speech, he would have left office revered. But he had like a whole nother year left and everyone found out how hosed the pumping system is and how crooked the water board was and now the city hates him.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Vox Nihili posted:

Five-day forecast now shows a ~20% chance of a new cyclone forming behind Florence.



Isaac and Helene aren't coming our way are they?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

Historically every major hurricane in the Carolinas was a double hurricane. Happened 3 times since the 1660s.

https://twitter.com/Hurr_Impact/status/1039987834332110849?s=20

It's already flooded :rip: everyone there

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Crusader posted:

you need the boiling water like you can only get from an asteroid impact to drive it

You heard the man, people, let's get to work

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

XMNN posted:

yeah, hows he going to cook that pizza with no power

How's he gonna cook all those cats Week 2 of living on his roof?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

The Muppets On PCP posted:

a cat 2 directly hit ocracoke 15 years ago and until I just told you, you had no idea

they'll be fine

How big was it?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

The Muppets On PCP posted:

it killed 22 people in va and set their all time flood record

Sounds like it loving sucked, op

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

The Muppets On PCP posted:

it did. a pear tree in my back yard got ripped straight out the ground

it looked like someone dug it up roots and all and set it on its side

So why are you like "It won't be so bad, y'all don't know" when another hurricane royally hosed up that area 15 years ago? Are you like a hurricane hipster? Sure, everybody knows Florence is bad, but let me tell you about this hurricane you probably haven't heard of.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

emdash posted:

https://twitter.com/jenzhuscott/status/1041193839224975361 mangkhut is insane, click through for lots more

Wow this is a loving nightmare

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

Congratulations! You’re getting pretty close to having your name removed from the death list

Whoa whoa whoa

You don't know that the roaming gangs of feral cannibals won't get him now that it's the apocalypse there.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

its really windy here in england rn

:rip:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Uncle Wemus posted:

How come this hurricane isnt getting the coverage florence did

Is it as big?

I mean, the winds are as fast, but is it the size of the eastern seaboard and going to hang around and rain on everything for a week?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

RandomPauI posted:

I had a wild experience volunteering at one of the shelters. A woman from the Republican woman's club stopped by with bags of random stuff she collected from the group. She still had her I voted sticker on her dress.

The bag had an open roll of paper towels, a glass bottle of ginger beer, Mexican candy in an odd unlabelled bag, a woman's blouse, and a dog toy. She held it in front of me and said they got it for cheap and the told me to play with it. Okay, my 12 houre shift was ending in 20 minutes, we could send the donations somewhere else, just play along.

Then she keeps asking to take a peak of the shelters dorm area. I keep telling her no peaking and getting in the way So she gets mad, complains about this being a public place, and says she's leaving with the rest of the stuff she was going to bring in. Which she does.

The experience was demeaning, but those feelings have given way to curiosity about what the other bags had.

Project Veritas sting gone awry. Expect to see yourself in a heavily edited video in like 3 months.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Hopefully they flood Baton Rouge before New Orleans

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol morgan city's gonna get it first if they really hafta cut loose with the spillway

it's amazing that they let people live there. poo poo, they gave them the land for free what did they think was gonna happen

Well yeah obviously all those folks are hosed

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Mississippi is pretty loving high down here in New Orleans could you fuckers please stop sending water our way tia

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Feranon posted:

you're gone in like 20 years anyway no matter what so suck it up

way to build a huge fuckin city on a marsh below sea level numbnuts, can't even bury your dead lmao

Hey

hey

some parts of the city are above sea level :colbert:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
The pumping system in New Orleans was like this state of the art technological marvel ... in 1900.

It's so loving old that it uses the wrong kind of electricity. 25 cycle instead of the standard 60 cycle. So they have to have a bunch of ancient power generators that no one makes parts for anymore so they have to machine parts themselves if anything breaks.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

hobbesmaster posted:

any synchronous generator can produce 25Hz, just have to set the right speed.

that’ll cost money though

I think the route they're going is strapping converters onto some part of the system so it can hook up to 60-cycle power. But this is also expensive and the project is taking forever while we get "100 years rains" every 2 years or so.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
It's gonna rain in New Orleans bad for the rest of the week :(

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

yeah i live in berkeley and it was pretty bad this week. none of the buildings here have AC because they were all built in the 1900s - 1970s back when temps were mostly 50f-75f (max) all year round.

i just bought a $$ portable AC unit (fridigair gallery) before the mad dash to get them because gently caress it' going to be an insanely bad summer and also i live on the second floor. gunna be a crazy wildfire summer. get your masks and air filtration units ready. i hope everyone has stocked up on masks

:rip:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Hey what about carbon-eating algae that are light enough to be aeresolized and sprayed into the atmosphere?

I'm just the ideas guy someone else will have to work on the details I'll be asleep under the desk in the conference room because I worked so hard on this

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
When you build a statue of me, use young PostNouveau alright I don't want future generations worshipping bald and fat me

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

megadrought followed by mega firestorms lol

phoenix is gunna be the first big-o casualty tho, i'm excited :pray:

A geostorm, you say?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Condiv posted:

anyone hope the white house and pentagon and everything floods?

The only way to fix it is to wash it all away - Curt Cobaine

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Love hurricane season. There are several months where I might have to flee town with like half a day's notice.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

Kassad posted:

Doesn't that mean they're weaker when they make landfall?

Fingers crossed!

Like, they're saying it might be a Cat 1, but maybe that doesn't mean it's bringing a shitload of rain?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

i say swears online posted:

yeah, time doesn't make a hurricane stronger, just warm water temps and favorable winds

gently caress

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
It's already raining pretty hard gonna be fun when the streets are flooded for the hurricane's arrival

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Woo tracks moving west maybe it'll destroy Houston instead

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Now we're under a "shelter immediately" tornado warning.

https://twitter.com/bpwarsh/status/1148945336691503104

Barry ain't even named Barry yet.

PostNouveau has issued a correction as of 14:33 on Jul 10, 2019

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
My apartment flooded from the ground up. There are apparently holes in the floor that go to the groundwater, so it was like my apartment sprung a leak. I had to move my car to the middle of the street or it would have been totalled and I wouldn't have been able to leave after this storm passes ahead of the hurricane.

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