Weatherdammerung 2023: this has nothing to do with climate change. it's called weather

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

are catastrophic earthquakes under the umbrella of this thread?

if my house gets consumed by a mud lahar will people post in my honor?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 03:48

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:58

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

VectorSigma posted:

Hurricane Dijon is progged to join the system, adding a tangy zip to the already plump and juicy environment.

prog my cane hole

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 21:07

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

yeah smoke in Seattle is visually worse than yesterday. I can't see halfway down the block anymore.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 16:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

my mom just reminded me of her sister's plan to retire to the Caribbean and live on a boat I said "wait, that's still happening?"

"they planned it over five years ago, sweetie."

yeah mom, a lot of poo poo got planned five years ago that is stupid to try now.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 02:07

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

PostNouveau posted:

She has turned her fury on Alabama, as all good people should.

https://twitter.com/MargaretOrr/status/1305700025817858049

my grandparents live outside of Mobile.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 05:25

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kazinsal posted:

It's okay, I just ordered a few new masks so I can go outside during the smoke which means the fires are all going to go out the day before they arrive.

I did the same thing last fire season with an air purifier and THIS fire season it paid off.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 06:48

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'm a hurricane dom myself

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 18:23

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

it's 100% the cattle exhausting itself trying to get away.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 18:06

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

PostNouveau posted:

https://twitter.com/MargaretOrr/status/1311090110763593729

look out there's a huge diarrhea bomb in the Caribbean.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2020 05:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

it's a Jeep thing so, clearly, you wouldn't understand.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 05:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

it's a dry wind so you don't notice it as much

# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 06:27

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

flash cook me daddy

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 04:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I can't get over tornaroo. it's like kangaroos are so integral to Aussie life that any new phenomena is partially Animorphed into one.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 08:25

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I still can't get over someone saying "a tornayroo!" in sincere gobsmacked awe.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 16:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/...ia/2926464/?amp

lede posted:

STAFFORD COUNTY
�Never Seen Anything Like It': Drivers Stranded for 24 Hours on I-95 in Virginia

well get ready to keep seeing it.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 20:12

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

my parents have been without power in Virginia for the last three days due to the storm.

the only way they're able to charge their phones is by idling their car.

my dad owns three dozen guns but has no idea how to plan for an emergency.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 01:06

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

my parents both poo pooed climate change for my entire life and then yesterday as I called to check in on them since they've been without power for a few days and he's like "climate change is a bitch!" and i got so fuckin mad

# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 03:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'd take some snow. we just got butt-rear end cold and I'm not going out in that poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2023 00:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

can't wait for a combination hurricane + wildfire inundation.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 02:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'm sure in four weeks the AQI will be 150 and I'll hate life, but so far the PACNW summer has been really pleasant.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 18:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

SixteenShells posted:

no i refuse

no loads refused

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 05:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

my sister in law is mad at me because I dislike eclipse tourism while also agreeing it's a neat phenomenon to experience.

like ... just don't get on an airplane and recreationally go to some shithole to see it

# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 22:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

You can do other stuff on an eclipse trip

I dislike travel in general. stop going places. it's not natural.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 23:09

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:58

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

1glitch0 posted:

Mount Rainier is apparently named after some dude who never saw the mountain and never even went to the west coast.

that's McKinley. they renamed it.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 22:21

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