Weatherdammerung 2023: this has nothing to do with climate change. it's called weather

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

aw gently caress, i'm not going to be able to sleep all week because of this

this motherfucker better turn north

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 04:33

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:54

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

president deals

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 16:44

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Ramrod Hotshot posted:

nice

it probably won't hold though, IIRC once a hurricane reaches cat 5 it's strong enough to cause the upwelling of deep cold water, and thus weakens itself

a powerful self own

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 18:43

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The Muppets On PCP posted:

that eric holthaus guy is like the louise mensch of hurricane fetishists

Florence, you're gay

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 18:44

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

sharknado vs florence

who would win

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 19:18

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how was your trip to 日本

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 19:22

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Lokar posted:

my plan was to play dragon quest XI this week, but I guess I�ll just watch the Carolinas dissolve into the ocean instead

i only put 8 hours into it last week, but its real good

hope i don't lose power so i can "work from home" as long as my home doesn't get smashed and/or rained on

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 22:20

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

the nc legislature will either make it illegal to be a victim of a hurricane or make it illegal to vote if you were in a hurricane

probably both

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 23:33

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more like

sville breach

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 23:06

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Myron Baloney posted:

it's me I'm the silent coupe

the tesla model 3?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 14:51

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Bert Roberge posted:

Donnie is on the case with his printed out maps!

folks i called up the hurricane and negotiated 10% off of my auto and home insurance

e: the phone photo ops are the alt tabbing of a bygone era; quick look busy!

Phone has issued a correction as of 15:53 on Sep 12, 2018

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 15:49

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shovelbum posted:

Also I think Triangle ppl are overrepresented on SA bc it's a CITY OF NERDS so they're all relieved it's going south even if it's going there to turbofuck a huge section of coastline instead of burn out quickly in Raleigh

we consolidated our data centers

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 02:22

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"health of the hurricane"

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 05:28

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bench racing but for hurricanes

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 06:26

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trump is speedrunning the newscycle any%

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 14:20

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frankenfreak posted:

https://twitter.com/debrelacks/status/1040307945056206848

but get this: it's only a category 2

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 21:06

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im not convinced by any of these "live cams"

the water's all blocky and grey, and i know i've never seen any blocky rear end water in real life

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 21:27

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Pead posted:

NPR had an interview with someone from new bern and the interviewer kept asking "don't you think you should leave since people will have to risk their lives to save you?" and their response was basically, lol nah, that's their job, i'm not to worried about it.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 16:27

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 19:54

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Stereotype posted:

The fire burned down a Home Depot. It would be cool if people could get as mad about climate change as they do about black people

phrasing

# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 04:49

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