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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
hello yes this is an official toxx thread for the next president of the united states, Senator James Traficant (D-OH)

:toxx: only post in here if you want to toxx and be banned should he have the general election stolen from him :toxx:

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
when he was elected to office to take on the mob, he was immediately caught on tape taking mob bribes. so he threw his dumbass lawyer to the curb and represented himself by saying "prove i wasnt doing a sting, also my signed confession is fake, the tapes are fabrications, and also there are lizards in government out to get me" and won

that's the kind of direct leadership and action i've been looking for in a president

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
senator james traficant was removed from congress on a 420-1 vote, and he only voted against it to make the funny weed number

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5Os1400uc

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
his last tweet

https://twitter.com/RepJimTraficant/status/575163791807225857

:911:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
its happening!!!!



WASHINGTON — Rep. James A. Traficant Jr. (D-Ohio) has entered the race for his party's presidential nomination.

Traficant, in his second term in the House, had announced his intention to run for President last month. He filed candidacy papers Friday with the Federal Election Commission.

"We're going after the top job, and we think we can win it," said his campaign manager, Don Gosney.

The 46-year-old congressman from Youngstown defeated Republican incumbent Lyle Williams to be elected to the House in 1984, one year after he was acquitted of charges that he took money from reputed mobsters during his campaign for Mahoning County sheriff in 1980.

He is still fighting an Internal Revenue Service collection effort in connection with that case. A recent IRS ruling resulted in calculations that he owes the government about $90,000 in back taxes and penalties.

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005

i will be loyle to my gently caress

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
welcum

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i have heard vile, slanderous rumors swirling about how the good senator is dead


be assured that these are lies, and any pictures to the contrary obviously involve crisis tractors

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
(Mr. TRAFICANT asked and was given permission to address the House for 1 minute and to revise and extend his remarks.)

Mr. TRAFICANT. Mr. Speaker, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words. The Declaration of Independence is 1,322 words. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage is 27,000 words. Mr. Speaker, now if that is not enough to stuff your cabbage roll, regulations cost taxpayers $400 billion a year, $4,000 per every family each and every year, year in and year out. Unbelievable. It is so bad, if a dog urinates in a parking lot, the EPA declares it a wetland. Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. I yield back 2,800,000 words in our Tax Code.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
in these trying times it is important to remember that nobody has ever accused senator traficant of any kind of sexual assault

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/RealBillMcClure/status/1042380353258901504

what a cad

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Dbetras/status/652466129831596032

reaching across the aisle

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ComradeRobocop/status/1039950360423669760

cmon hollywood get behind our next president

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1062841915769417728

another contender bites the dust



can anyone stand up against the trafic? cant

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
nine out of ten shrek doctors agree

https://twitter.com/KorinaM7/status/1069801773450321920

https://twitter.com/Finestbills1k/status/1069963111157981185

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im shocked to learn that Q twitter people have decided to support the good senator

i cannot say that i'm in line with their beliefs, but i appreciate the votes

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
with the recent news of bernie's broken heart preventing him from returning to iowa, i feel it is appropriate to remind people that senator james traficant hasn't seen the inside of a hospital since 2014

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
senator james traficant has never claimed cherokee ancestry and used that classification to sell mayonnaise salads

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