NFL Week 2 N/V: Asked gas station clerk: God, did you hear about Vontae Davis?

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wandler20 posted:

Here's a bigger version of the map:

What the gently caress is this thing? Rhode Island going Titans, Maine Jets? I can't imagine either liking anything other than the Pats. Why is Alaska for the Colts? Or Montana the Jags?

Maybe the map excludes teams with part of the state in their territory? But even then it makes zero sense.

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Hot Diggity! posted:

Lol why

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1040342763877879809?s=19

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1040342602548166658?s=19

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 21:59

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Bip Roberts posted:

So since Gruden seemed to want to tank the raiders season as hard as possible are there any studies on the long term viability of a team in a new city vs immediate success of that team?

I imagine it's a lot like an expansion team. Those usually suck for a while, so it's probably not too bad to suck when you get there. If you build a team that wins the fans will be there (unless you're the LA Chargers).

Vertical Lime posted:

i was in frederick once and there was a full-blown yinzer deli

It's literally a branch of Primanti Bros., and a Yinzer friend of mine in MoCo, MD was very excited. I guess it's only 4 hours to Pittsburgh from here. I've been on the east coast for almost a decade and I'm still not used to how loving close everything is out here.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:04

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Vertical Lime posted:

what i find amazing is harrisburg is sometimes forced to air ravens games because it's closer to baltimore than pittsburgh

Oh yeah, Harrisburg is way closer to the Eastern seaboard than it is to Pittsburgh. I have a friend from the Harrisburg area. Growing up, when her family wanted to go to a big mall they'd drive to Philly (King of Prussia) or Washington (Tysons Corner). BWI and PHL were by far the closest decent size airports.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:46

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Grittybeard posted:

That seems like a fine gamble?

It's possible he won't get jail time at all (please stop quoting the 25 years thing), even though it seems unlikely. And his sentencing hearing isn't until December 18th so they get him damned near all year even if he does go away forever. What football team gives a poo poo about insider trading?

Yeah, reporting the 25 years figure is akin to reporting on the last 49ers Kaep contract by implying that he'll be paid the full amount. Estimates I've heard based on the sentencing guidelines are around 30 months, but they might really want to drill the guy so who knows. He certainly won't be off probation, regardless. Insider trading is serious white collar poo poo, that's not kid gloves territory.

And anyway, sentencing isn't til January, and it's not like I have any illusions about the Seahawks still playing then. :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 01:50

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King Hong Kong posted:

In the Medford TV market.

Ooh! Are you a Shakespeare guy, or do you just live in Grants Pass

Also loving hell GOAT arguments are tired

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 20:22

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I consider it a bucket list item to pregame a Bills game by the Ralph so I hope nothing fucks with that

It'll be like a Hieronymus Bosch painting

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 03:02

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N. https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1040963366611820546?s=19

V. Oh right, we don't actually *want* the Jets to be good, do we?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 15:13

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Flash for Le'Veon straight up. gently caress it, let's watch the world burn

Hahahaha sending Bell to Cleveland would be voided by the 8th Amendment

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 02:04

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LabyaMynora posted:

I don't remember who Koren Robinson was.

Played for the Seahawks in the early 2000s. Very athletic, hands of stone.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 03:57

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Spoeank posted:

COLUMBUS-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Nick Bosa?"
Host: "No."
Me: "Died. Same thing that took Joey."
Thought he would cry.

The King of Bosa jokes

Ehud posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1041281213485514752

Really rooting for Fitz here only so Winston is relegated to the CFL and I never have to see his pudgy rear end again

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 13:38

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N. https://twitter.com/bcondotta/status/1041059092414881794?s=19

V. :stare:

Good Lord, what elder god did the Seahawks piss off? That's both starting middle linebackers, probably both starting corners, and the backup safety all down. This is close to a worst case scenario for their defense. They're barely able to field a team! This sucks rear end.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 11:52

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Government must be laying down those chemtrails extra thick on Pete Carroll's poor squad

If Shaquill Griffin can't go this defense is Bills-level bad, even with Earl Thomas. Tough to overstate how grim this injury list looks. Jordan Howard is going to rush for 200 yards.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 14:08

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a neat cape posted:

Surely this time Josh Gordon will work out

Even less likely than Kelvin Benjamin working out

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 18:05

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Any suggestions for Monday Night GDT title?

Maybe "Pete Carroll thinks Chemtrails are Tru-bisky"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 01:06

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Spoeank posted:

Bullshitter vs Tittiekisser

"Khalil Mack Literally Murdering a Hobbit ITT"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 01:08

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Midway Monsters Rock some Lobsters

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 01:10

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Monday: Michaels Marks Mack Making Midget Mincemeat

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pmchem posted:

Cmon punter reference in title you know you want it

My Dickson Shoots Long, Hard, and Often

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