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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
We've debated endlessly what the top tiers of quarterbacks look like. But we've never really plumbed the depths.

Who are the standard bearers for bad quarterbacks? Everyone just says "oh this guy is the worst!" whenever some dude plays like poo poo for a few games before benching, but really is he? Is Nathan Peterman worse than Ryan Lindley, Curtis Painter or Rusty Smith? Is Paxton Lynch worse than Blaine Gabbert?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

seiferguy posted:

I feel like the torchbearer for bad QBs needs to be someone who played for too long without being pulled during a season. Peterman played 2 games, is there a guy who sucked over a total season?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

cavallingus posted:

He won a playoff game tho

So did Dilfer and T.J. Yates.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

AJ McCarron isn't as bad as Peterman unless he has somehow regressed horribly. I don't think the Bills are uh great at QB talent evaluation

Or are they too stubborn to admit their mistake with Peterman and cut him?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'd say the bottom QB tiers...

Mark Sanchez Level - Can string together a few good performances, but if forced to play for more than a couple of games they reveal their flaws. Make decent backups.
Examples: Nick Foles, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Derek Anderson

Blaine Gabbert Level - Drafted because they have all the "physical tools" and look the part, but in reality they are just awful passers with major flaws. If they are your backup you are probably going to lose if they start.
Examples: Mike Glennon, Paxton Lynch, EJ Manuel, Landry Jones, Jimmy Clauson

Ryan Lindley Level - These guys have absolutely no business being in the NFL. Can't make NFL throws, the game is too fast for them and can't read defenses.
Examples: Christian Ponder, Nathan Peterman?, Curtis Painter, John Skelton

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Greg Olsen's Foot Take My Energy つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Dude is 33. I'm sure he knows this could be his last season.

pubic works project posted:

I think he last played for the Broncos.

Uh, I'll have you know he caught Manning's last throw... in a little thing you might have heard of called the Super Bowl.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

McDermott did not think Allen was the right choice over Nathan Peterman a week ago and said, via Mike Rodak of ESPN.com, he will go “to my grave” believing that was the right call for the team.

Let's double down.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
They're both poop and this won't make any difference.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

kiimo posted:

Man what didn't Aaron Rodgers learn sitting behind Favre

What boobs feel like.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

jimmychoo posted:

Need Denver to win this week bc I'm in a knockout league with my ex's entire family. Not even about the money anymore. 37 ppl got eliminated bc they picked New Orleans, woof

That's amazing man.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Definitely bad data.

There is no way the 49ers are Vermont's fav out of state team. It is and always will be the Giants.

People searching up what Jimmy G's up to doesn't mean the 49ers are their favorite.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CyberPingu posted:

Jerry Rice kinda seems like the WR version of Favre to me.

He was good, but the reason he has so many records is that he just kept going for loving aaagggges.

I dunno what you could mean.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rice was a machine. But if you just watched them on the field, there is no denying that Moss was the greater talent. To me that means he is the greatest.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I was alive and saw both. Moss was special.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Some discord weirdo.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Tom Brady has only ever played two September games in Miami.

The NFL loves loving around and not giving the Dolphins any division rivals in Miami in September but then turn around and send them to two of three NE division rivals in December.

Football was never meant to be played in Miami in September. The Dolphins were a mistake.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This move has Hue Jackson written all over it. I wish Hard Knocks was still going.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What is the worst a division has ever finished in the Super Bowl era?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

weird Asian candy posted:

Didn't the Seahawks win their division one year going 7-9 or 8-8?

Yeah, but I mean what is the least number of total wins a division has ever had?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1041653181351116800

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/wingoz/status/1041645657466056704

FLORIDA MAN Beats Tom Brady.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

The Giants have not scored 30 points in a game since the final Sunday of the 2015 season, Tom Coughlin’s last game as coach. Only one other team in the league has failed to score 30 since then: the Browns

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How is Washington not in on that?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
You know the state of kicking is bad when decent kickers can hold out for Super Bowl contenders.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Feels good man.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a neat cape posted:

The Browns got a 5th round pick for an incredibly unreliable WR who had played like 5 games in the last three years

Yeah I mean, it's exciting, but how much realistically was anyone giving up for a long shot on a guy who can't stay on the field?

Also Marc Sessler might kill himself now.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Todd Haley uses the Erhardt-Perkins systems as New England always has under Belichick. How useful Gordon is will depend more on how quickly Brady trusts him vs any other shenanigans. Expect some future news tweet about the Patriots putting Gordon's locker next to Brady or some such nonsense.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I mean, you gotta think his role will be to take the top off pretty much every time he's on the field.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sportsgenius86 posted:

No, the Browns use the Perkis System.

The what?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

exploded mummy posted:

I hope Gordon steals the MAGA hat and burns it



:smug:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Boston sports media has spent the last 48 hours churning out a million pieces about how Gordon wouldn't be right for the Patriots, so it should be fun to see the about-face.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
So when New England wants to punish a player they send them to the Browns, but when the Browns want to punish a player they send them to... New England?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/ScottPetrak/status/1041785637907640320

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
An attachment? Was is this 2006?

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