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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 2 N/V: Asked gas station clerk: God, did you hear about Vontae Davis?
 
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 lol

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1039509104300056576

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Al Groh is definitely more of a Parcells guy.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

I was going to ask how the Jets of all teams fired a guy with an above .500 record, but he apparently spent a year there and then noped out on his own to coach Virginia.
Groh was the emergency scramble after "I resign as HC of the NYJ" happened. He did Parcells a favor by taking it but never really wanted it in the first place.

e: They also fired Mangini after a 9-7 season.

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Sep 11, 2018

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

Here's something for Ozu:

Darnold is the first QB to win his first start by 31+ points since.... Tom Brady in 2001.
Couple this with Favre also throwing a pick-6 with his first pass attempt and I feel pretty safe in thinking Darnold is a first ballot HOF lock.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Raku posted:

They traded AJ because he's too good to help them tank
Tanking for some dead Chargers brother isn't a very wise decision.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1039881365997666314

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Let's double down.
This is like every coach though. Wayne Hunter was one of the worst offensive linemen I've see play with my eyes. And yet, Super Bowl winning offensive line coach Dave DeGuglielmo...

quote:

FLORHAM PARK, N.J. -- Lest there be any debate, as of now, Wayne Hunter is the Jets' starting right tackle. Seriously. Absolutely no debate. New offensive line coach Dave DeGuglielmo is willing to stake a lot on it.

"Until they tell me otherwise and until they ship him out of this building or until they shoot me dead in my office, that son of a gun is going to be my starting right tackle," DeGuglielmo said

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 RIP
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Foxboro is basically in RI so there’s no chance it’s not the Pats. 2nd would definitely be the Giants since there’s a shitload of old timers who grew up with the Giants being the closest team to New England. There’s also a ton of Grandpa rooted for the Giants so I will too sentiment.

lol Jets in Maine.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 It's good thing the Jets have zero pass rush otherwise you might have a bad time.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 holy poo poo!

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1041106176593879040

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Maybe he literally cant stop smoking weed or he'll die.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 So he’s almost certainly getting traded and he’s not subject to waivers?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1041118290972762114

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1041178613591109632

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Started a new gig in Boston today.
No less than 3 Pats fans in my orientation group complained about trading for Gordon.
“He’s clearly too undisciplined for the Pats”
I want to die.

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