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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Play posted:

Lions lose

So it is written, so it must be until the end of time.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Jake Butt the Tight End is my fav porno

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
:byewhore:

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
:fork:

The Age of Bortles has begun

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Ooof, good game.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm counting out touchdown Tom

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Teddybear posted:

Jacksonville bearing Philly would’ve been the absolute funniest super bowl possible.

Nothing in that game could have been as funny as Tom dropping that pass and Foles catching his.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Holy hell they won also I just realized that Bort looks like a big version of Dominic Monaghan.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Defense wins the game in San Francisco Santa Clara !

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Adun posted:

https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/blake-bortles

Hmmmmmmm. Chad Pennington ran a faster 40

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Ehud posted:

so sorry you had to go to yet another super bowl

last week bears fans whined about how the packers always come out on top

lol

they obviously don't pay attention to the rest of the afc east

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



CATCH. THE. BALL.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
demaryius thomas hasn't been an all-pro receiver in four years

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

I'm torn I don't want to see the Broncos win but I also want the Raiders to lose.

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Dangerllama posted:

CATCH. THE. BALL.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Demaryius Thomas with an untimely drop there.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



OH my god Raiders

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
hahahaha how do you let that happen

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

NICE

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol: He nearly just went down in the field of play

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

"Just choke baby!" - Some Dead Guy

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
Chunky face

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Smiling Mandrill posted:

I'm torn I don't want to see the Broncos win but I also want the Raiders to lose.

Same. Raiders have to pay for the sin of hiring Gruden and giving away Mack, but...

God I don’t know.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
JAG


WARS

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i was just reminded pats-lions is the next monday night game

:stonklol:

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
LOL Raiders

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Robnoxious posted:

"Just choke baby!" - Some Dead Guy

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I hate the Broncos slightly more than the Raiders but I have to admit keeping Gruden winless as long as possible would be fun.

Jesus Christ was that close.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

lmbo fire Jon Gruden

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
get hosed gruden

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
barely snuck it through

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Hooray donkeys! Good drive Keenum

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
feels like that was harder than it should've been! kind of a lucky win too at the end there. niners seem worse to start the season than I thought they'd be. but I'm not super well versed in football.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
THE GUY WITH THE CANNON DOWN THE BLOCK IS GOING loving CRAZY

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Hahaha Gruden

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


gruden's face

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I honestly thought he missed that live.

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
The Raiders, JFC.

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