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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I will answer no questions. [MOD IMPROVED]
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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009
 It is done.

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

 More like you didn't answer no questions.

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



 is it done?

Michael Jackson posted:

It is done.
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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Verisimilidude posted:

is it done?

Yes.

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009
 gently caress

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ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
but will you tell me lies op

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I'm glad of it

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I will question no answers.

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

I will question no answers.

no answers.

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I’ll interrogate you Vic Mackey style.

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house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

 *Shows you grainy footage of your real doll handcuffed to a radiator* I'm sorry it's come to this

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
am i being detained?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In a way, we are all being detained upon this plane of existence. Furthermore,

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


 Free ribs?

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Linux Pirate posted:

Free ribs?

Yes.
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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 Why won't you answer any questions?

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Universe Master posted:

Why won't you answer any questions?

what

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Mozi posted:

am i being detained?

you are under detained

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009
 it is dont

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nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
 Please perform various tasks! Action is go

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
More like can’t answer questions. Because you lack the requisite knowledge to answer questions. :smuggo:

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

 I am authorized to answer questions for the OP. Please ask me any questions you wish to ask the OP.

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Sudbina
Mar 17, 2009
 Why are you answering questions then?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sudbina posted:

Why are you answering questions then?
As the OP's representative, I have prepared the following statement:

"Because I, the OP, am lazy and have poop in my hair."

Thank you.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


 He answered my question :cool:

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FactsAreUseless posted:

As the OP's representative, I have prepared the following statement:

"Because I, the OP, am lazy and have poop in my hair."

Thank you.

Which hair?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Hustlin Floh posted:

Which hair?
We will not be releasing this information to the public at this time. However, I can tell you that the OP smells extremely bad, and he thinks that Uruguay and Paraguay are the same country.

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what is a question

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
obviously the username is a funny funny joke but is that all the op has in common with the famous pederast michael jackson?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

jimmyjams posted:

what is a question
A question is a language exercise. During questions, a player's pieces are used to attack and capture the opponent's pieces, while supporting each other. In this way, it is possible to gain information. For instance, one might learn that the OP has many nipples, none of which are on his chest.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lol but seriously I posted:

obviously the username is a funny funny joke but is that all the op has in common with the famous pederast michael jackson?
No, the OP also fathered children with Debbie Rowe.

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nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
 I admire the OP and his ability to perform tasks

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
u diddle thos kid?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol but seriously I posted:

obviously the username is a funny funny joke but is that all the op has in common with the famous pederast michael jackson?

he has his name in common with the michael jackson who writes about whiskey, not the singerast

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

bring back old gbs posted:

u diddle thos kid?
I have advised the OP not to answer this question, but you can just tell he wants to by looking at him, right?

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FactsAreUseless posted:

I have advised the OP not to answer this question, but you can just tell he wants to by looking at him, right?

yea that guys a freak

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

 Why does the OP always try to lace his shoes up with linguine?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Honky Dong Country posted:

Why does the OP always try to lace his shoes up with linguine?
Because spaghetti won't fit through the eyelets.

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

 Just how bad does it burn when you spray your butthole with cologne and why does the OP prefer this to wiping and regular showers?

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Honky Dong Country posted:

Just how bad does it burn when you spray your butthole with cologne and why does the OP prefer this to wiping and regular showers?
Having conferred with my client, I can answer this in two parts:

1. Not so bad after the butt nerves die
2. Sexual reasons

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