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Five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes 5 seconds to realize that it’s time to move. It’s time to get down with it. Brothers, it’s time to testify and I want to know, Are you ready to testify? Are you ready?
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How many times has the OP been arrested for approaching pedestrians while swinging his scrote back and forth and asking them for whom do the balls toll?
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Sep 20, 2018 00:05
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Honky Dong Country posted:How many times has the OP been arrested for approaching pedestrians while swinging his scrote back and forth and asking them for whom do the balls toll?
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Sep 20, 2018 00:10
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nextlevelstart posted:Five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:10
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FactsAreUseless posted:Twice, but the charges were dropped after OP proved in court that he has no balls. Lmao poo poo this one got me
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Sep 20, 2018 00:11
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OP will u please budge the fudge?
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Sep 20, 2018 00:15
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u dangled that kid from the roof
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Sep 20, 2018 00:18
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Hey, I'm your host Ben Bailey, and you are on the Cash Cab! It's a TV game show that takes place right here in my cab! Whaddaya say you wanna play?
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Sep 20, 2018 00:41
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How long is the OP able to store toothpaste in his foreskin before it becomes unusable? Also has the ADA ruled that this method of storage is beneficial or detrimental to maintaining good dental hygiene? Also has the other ADA ruled that this practice qualifies the OP as mentally disabled?
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Sep 20, 2018 00:49
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FactsAreUseless posted:OP is clearly unprepared to testify or eat solid foods.
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Sep 20, 2018 00:52
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I'm glad it's done and I hope you're feeling better 
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Sep 20, 2018 00:55
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Hugh Malone posted:I'm glad it's done and I hope you're feeling better *Michael Jackson is being inspected by westworldy scientist* whatever i done cannot not be done back back. cant you see the error of doing machbeth idalog you see me and i will take you to oblivion game 420 headshto. scientist: mark this one 30% off and please attach some balls on him already.
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Sep 20, 2018 01:04
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*gets milk* ah, i feel so much better.
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Sep 20, 2018 01:16
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Michael Jackson, who do you think you are?
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Sep 20, 2018 02:40
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I think im Jimi hendrix with a hint of John lennon
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Sep 20, 2018 02:41
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nextlevelstart posted:Michael Jackson, who do you think you are? Innocent.
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Sep 20, 2018 21:37
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Sep 20, 2018 22:09
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*bangs gavel* Order in the court! @MichaelJackson cmon dude we all know you did it, what do you have to say for yosuerelf??
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Devils Affricate posted:*bangs gavel* Order in the court! @MichaelJackson cmon dude we all know you did it, what do you have to say for yosuerelf?? your ignorant~
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Sep 20, 2018 22:31
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Michael Jackson, would you have been better adjusted if your dad didn't beat you constantly, forcing you to perform like a circus attraction?
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Sep 21, 2018 00:31
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Michael Jackson, what was your favorite beanie baby?
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Sep 21, 2018 00:35
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PuBG or fortnite?
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Sep 21, 2018 00:38
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My cutlass does 1d6 damage and my dagger does 1d4+1. What should I use to fight this cave slime?
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Sep 21, 2018 01:43
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What is OP's favourite cut of beef* and why does it suck? *pizza
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King of Bees posted:My cutlass does 1d6 damage and my dagger does 1d4+1. What should I use to fight this cave slime?
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Well I'm no king of pop nor do I have his power of attorney but tbh we need to know if he has a Dex build or a strength build.
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Sep 21, 2018 02:24
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Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
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Sep 21, 2018 02:53
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They both have a mean of 3.5 but the dagger has a bit less deviation so yeah dagger.
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Sep 21, 2018 03:00
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Moridin920 posted:They both have a mean of 3.5 but the dagger has a bit less deviation so yeah dagger. You are overlooking that +1 to the hit die as well!
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Sep 21, 2018 13:58
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has anyone ever died? in history i mean
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Sep 21, 2018 14:07
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My Imaginary GF posted:PuBG or fortnite? CS:GO
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Sep 21, 2018 19:24
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FactsAreUseless posted:Dagger I used my cutlass and the cave slime killed me.  Thanks for nothing jerkwad.
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Sep 21, 2018 21:38
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King of Bees posted:I used my cutlass and the cave slime killed me. Pretty sure the thread consensus was dagger, scrub.
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Moridin920 posted:Pretty sure the thread consensus was dagger, scrub. Yeah sure whatevs :eyeroll:
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Sep 21, 2018 22:47
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Will someone kill this guy? With a dagger I guess
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Sep 21, 2018 22:49
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If I had to guess how you'll die it's leaning over a barrier that has a sign on it that says "don't lean" but you do it anyway because in your words "that's for the downs folks"
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Sep 21, 2018 22:53
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i use dagger to open my hot pocket rations for MASSIVE DAMAGE to health.
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Sep 21, 2018 23:07
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King of Bees posted:Will someone kill this guy? With a dagger I guess please no, won't somebody think of the character builds?
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Sep 21, 2018 23:08
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A white utility truck turns into the red one when you look away for a couple seconds and while I'm at it isn't it actually Thursday right now?
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OP. Do you remember the 21st night of September?
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