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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Why does the OP always try to lace his shoes up with linguine?

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Just how bad does it burn when you spray your butthole with cologne and why does the OP prefer this to wiping and regular showers?

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

How many times has the OP been arrested for approaching pedestrians while swinging his scrote back and forth and asking them for whom do the balls toll?

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

FactsAreUseless posted:

Twice, but the charges were dropped after OP proved in court that he has no balls.

Lmao poo poo this one got me

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

How long is the OP able to store toothpaste in his foreskin before it becomes unusable? Also has the ADA ruled that this method of storage is beneficial or detrimental to maintaining good dental hygiene?

Also has the other ADA ruled that this practice qualifies the OP as mentally disabled?

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