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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
To BIG and STRONG for the Vikings.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

It's one game lets not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

adaz posted:

It's one game lets not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.

I will refer this weenie post, and all future weenie posts like it, to the thread title

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

adaz posted:

It's one game lets not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.

Start?

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


200 yds, 1 TD

Canton should get started on the bust

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
What an age we live in.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wait, is that what Josh Allen looks like?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

adaz posted:

It's one game lets not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.

Aaron is dead long live the new kings.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Kalli posted:

Wait, is that what Josh Allen looks like?

Having been to wyoming he looks like every other mid 20s white dude about ready to hop up onto his jacked up duelie f150

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Remember when the Bills started Nathan Peterman? LOL

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



adaz posted:

Having been to wyoming he looks like every other mid 20s white dude about ready to hop up onto his jacked up duelie f150

He looks like he's 10 years away from running for congress on a ticket of banning women from voting.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


same op

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/Steve_OS/status/1043919259754266625

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Kalli posted:

He looks like he's 10 years away from running for congress on a ticket of banning women from voting.

this is what I think of you and your lame attempts to slander Josh Allen:






stop I can only get so erect

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Josh Allen looks like the kinda guy with 3 or 4 pairs of white New Balance shoes

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

the only new balance josh allen cares about is the negative one in the bank account of every moron that bet against him

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Kalli posted:

He looks like he's 10 years away from running for congress on a ticket of banning women from voting.

But Wyoming was allowing women to vote like 30 years before the rest of the country.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
When Josh Allen is at Home Depot and the cashier asks him about signing up for a Home Depot Credit card, he says, "Tell me more."

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Josh Allen's google searches on the night of day 1 of the draft:

Cracker barrel Buffalo.
Cracker barrel Buffalo NY
Cracker barrels near Buffalo NY
Cracker barrel hours Buffalo NY
Where do Bills training camp?
Cracker barrel near Rochester NY

Kalli fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Sep 23, 2018

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

mods, please change title to What If Michael Vick Were White, thanks

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Number of Crocs Josh Allens owns: 1.5

I'm setting the over at -200.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Aaron is dead long live the new kings.

Looking forward to Baker/Browns and Josh/Bills dominating the AFC for the next 20 years a la Peyton and Brady

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Josh Allen loves the phrase "cool beans"

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Feb 2, 2009



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Josh Allen is a perfect character fit for Buffalo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

hmm its almost like if you play to a QBs strengths he plays good?? radical concept, more coaches should try it

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Josh Allen Strengths:

Big
Strong
Can eat 40 different colors of crayons in one sitting

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Alaois posted:

hmm its almost like if you play to a QBs strengths he plays good?? radical concept, more coaches should try it

I thought you have to take away those plays, friend

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
He’s a big dumb ox and I love him for it

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

weak, weak title change

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Jonathan Fisk posted:

weak, weak title change

agreed

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
change it back you cowards

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

This is going to be problematic when defenses tackle your receivers

https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/1043971919987396608

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

conversely, when the receivers stop dropping 5 balls per game, it'll wash out

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

that's a rude way to refer to anthony barr

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Jonathan Fisk posted:

conversely, when the receivers stop dropping 5 balls per game, it'll wash out

The Bills strategy of "lets develop a young qb after trading away all our NFL wrs" is interesting

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

That's a goddamned video game screen shot.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Josh Allen shops at Aeropostale.

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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Athanatos posted:

Josh Allen loves the phrase "cool beans"

Wait, it’s not cool to like that phrase? Well poo poo...

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