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Josh Allen can't get off to porn unless it features a pickup truck in some way.
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Sep 23, 2018 23:07
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Kalli posted:Josh Allen can't get off to porn unless it features a pickup truck in some way. Hell, same
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Sep 23, 2018 23:08
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Josh Allen will never be on the front of a Wheaties box, because he is a stanch Quaker Oats man.
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Sep 23, 2018 23:59
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Josh Allen pushes his chair away from the dinner table, pats his belly and always says "That hit the spot"
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Sep 24, 2018 00:00
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Josh Allen fucks.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:13
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Josh Allen fucks. Josh Allen doesn't kiss titties, he fucks them.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:17
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Josh Allen still reads the newspaper and gets a weekly TV guide
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Sep 24, 2018 00:18
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Josh Allen approaches a crosswalk then stops at the edge of it to look for directions on his phone.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:22
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Peyton Manning once told Josh Allen he was too white bread to attend his QB camp.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:25
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Josh Allen's favorite dip is a half and half mix of sour cream and mayonnaise.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:26
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In a restaurant when the waiter ask Josh Allen how he wants his steak cooked he always answers "Boiled."
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Sep 24, 2018 00:29
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Josh Allen always makes the "must be free" joke when his item doesnt scan
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Sep 24, 2018 00:30
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mods hijack antiestablishment thread to bury it through a parade of unfunny jokes devious
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Sep 24, 2018 00:31
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In 5 years this will replace Che as the face of rebellion against the man.
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Sep 24, 2018 00:33
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Jonathan Fisk posted:mods hijack antiestablishment thread to bury it through a parade of unfunny jokes 
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Sep 24, 2018 00:49
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Josh Allen is to white to work for Papa John
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Sep 24, 2018 00:57
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Josh Allen is tall.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:03
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WalletBeef posted:Josh Allen is tall. looks great in shorts
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Sep 24, 2018 01:03
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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:looks great in shorts Jean shorts
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Sep 24, 2018 01:04
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The first thing Josh Allen bought with his signing bonus was a miter saw.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:12
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Josh Allen falls asleep every night in a la-z boy with the tv on
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Sep 24, 2018 01:18
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WalletBeef posted:Josh Allen is tall. Josh Allen actually emerged from Brock Osweiler, who was just his cocoon.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:18
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Josh Allen is what you get when you combine the charisma of Brandon Weedon the height of Brock Osweiler and the arm of Derek Anderson.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:20
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Josh Allen loves Reader’s Digest but only for Humor in Uniform.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:25
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Josh Allen calls it "Tarjay" instead of Target with a smirk every time.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:25
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Josh Allen always volunteers to chaperone the youth group on trips and gets mad at them when they talk too loud in the hotel rooms.
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Sep 24, 2018 01:25
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Josh Allen has a Browning sticker on the rear window of his F150
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Sep 24, 2018 01:54
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Josh Allen wears pleated pants.
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Sep 24, 2018 02:06
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Josh Allen isnt even white he has too much swag.
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Sep 24, 2018 02:27
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Josh Allen brushes his teeth with Brylcreem.
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Sep 24, 2018 02:44
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Josh Allen brushes his teeth with Brylcreem. He once spent 17 minutes talking to a retail worker about bristle differences in toothbrushes
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Sep 24, 2018 03:13
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Josh Allen spent his entire first check on propane and propane accessories.
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Sep 24, 2018 03:16
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Josh Allen stares across the desolate hellscape of Wyoming at sunrise. His eyes panning across the drilling rigs,sagebrush, rocks, trailer parks and 1 light towns and thinks to himself "yes, this is truly god's country."
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Sep 24, 2018 03:26
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Josh Allen starts every other sentence with "I'm not racist, but"
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Sep 24, 2018 03:29
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Josh Allen was the inspiration for Walt Longmire.
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Sep 24, 2018 03:30
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Josh Allen is a good boy and you guys are just being mean!
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Sep 24, 2018 03:31
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You know that thing they call spit roasting where somebody in the middle is getting dick from both sides? Josh Allen could do the opposite of that because he has a dick growing out of the base of his spine, like Dickbutt.
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Sep 24, 2018 03:34
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Josh Allen destroyed a NFCCG caliber defense today.
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Sep 24, 2018 04:06
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Tom Brady is winless since Josh Allen started his first game
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Sep 24, 2018 04:08
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Josh Allen's dog only barks at black people.
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