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Greetings! Anyone looking for work should join the Yobbers Guild. Good work, for those chill enough for it... |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:57 |
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I saw a budcrab the other day. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 06:36 |
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high elf... lol |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 07:23 |
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*sniffs loudly* "Wait, let me do that one again" *bong noises* https://youtu.be/L9REWMEOLdI |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 07:32 |
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posted in cooking thread:Brohan Jah420 posted:Do you have the Omelette of Idiot Kings? |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 07:33 |
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I don’t know you and... I would care to know you |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 10:04 |
There is thing over here on my plate, do you know what is? I think it is a silverfish. Funny that, I thought it was a zoom zip/
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 11:42 |
*walks into you for several seconds pushing you several feet across the room* Greetings traveler. |
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 12:02 |
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Huh? |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 13:53 |
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*at work* "...So tiresome". *with family* "....So tiresome". *holiday time* "....So tiresome". *at a party* "....So tiresome". *on a date* "....So tiresome". *getting married* "...So tiresome". *child's birth* "...So tiresome". *big promotion* "...So tiresome". *stress* "....So tiresome". *cocaine addiction* "....So tiresome". *surprise lotto win* ".....So tiresome". *wealth, success and luxury* "....So tiresome". *kid graduates* "...So tiresome". *kid dies in drunk driving accident* "....So tiresome". *grieving* "....So tiresome". *the opening of the relationship* "...So tiresome". *the messy divorce* "...So tiresome". *sex tourism enthusiast* "...So tiresome". *illness* "...So tiresome". *cancer* "....So tiresome". *regretting entire life* "....So tiresome". *beat cancer* "...So tiresome". *mental breakdown anyway* "...So tiresome". *discovering religion* "....So tiresome". *discovering philanthropy* "....So tiresome". *retirement* "....So tiresome". *zen state of self realization and acceptance* "...So tiresome". *long undignified and unbearably painful death* "....So tiresome". |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 14:27 |
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Hm. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 14:52 |
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NPC: "I wonder if I can get one of these out-of-towner adventurers to go across the street over there and bring me that rock, for reasons"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:03 |
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Goodbye! |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:43 |
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Greetings! I saw a mudcrab the other day. Filthy creatures. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:43 |
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*raspy beggar voice* blessins of th' goddamn bun car upon ye, kind sir > Emptyquote beggar *imperial guard voice* Rumor Has It That The IK Has Been Murdered. Truly, These Are Dark Times
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:43 |
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Chickenchaser! |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:23 |
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I'm going to the mudcrab pits tomorrow. wanna come with? |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:28 |
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*walks into room full of people smoking really cheap weed* it smells like a stinking skeavers den! |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:35 |
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It's you. Hi. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:23 |
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Hm. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:49 |
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I've fought burriots more fearsome than you. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:58 |
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By the Nine Divines, you're the Champion of the Chill. |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:59 |
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*someone on my ignore list starts multi posting* huh? what was that? huh? huh? i think i heard something... huh? SHOW YOURSELF! SHOW YOURSELF! I think i heard something. huh? *stops rapidly scrolling* must have been the wind... |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 18:32 |
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*you play the diplomacy minigame but i respond to every attempt with the "hahaha! That was a good one!" that you get from a successful joke* |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 19:50 |
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420 smoke moon sugar every day |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 22:16 |
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Warez? I dunno, talk to a cat |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 22:40 |
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*rapping about high hrothgar* ah-huh huh ah-huh huh a-High Hrothgar |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 22:46 |
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Jedrick posted:I saw a budcrab the other day. |
# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:03 |
The blue avvies are nice, but the brown ones seem to laaaast longer...
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:24 |
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Huh? |
# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:27 |
Oh hell I didn't see it was specifically Oblivion, here I am making Morrowind Jokes. Please ignore me.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:58 |
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Hm. |
# ? Sep 25, 2018 05:01 |
BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Oh hell I didn't see it was specifically Oblivion, here I am making Morrowind Jokes. Please ignore me. What is it Breton trash |
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 18:05 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Oh hell I didn't see it was specifically Oblivion, here I am making Morrowind Jokes. Please ignore me. not even last night’s reggae could wake you. I heard them say we’ve reached the chill forum |
# ? Sep 25, 2018 18:30 |
Posts beyond measure, outlander. Okay, I remember Oblivion vaguely, I can do this, uhh.... "So you want to stop being a vampire, huh? Too bad, PlayStation trash!" |
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 18:38 |
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Bluedeanie posted:*someone on my ignore list starts multi posting* huh? what was that? huh? huh? i think i heard something... huh? SHOW YOURSELF! SHOW YOURSELF! I think i heard something. huh? *stops rapidly scrolling* must have been the wind... |
# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:22 |
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Any news from the other forums? |
# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:29 |
SciFiDownBeat posted:Any news from the other forums? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3g2zeBVQQ ---------------- |
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 02:47 |
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Stop right there criminal scum. Ha ha, just kidding. How are you? |
# ? Sep 26, 2018 07:19 |
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joke_explainer posted:Stop right there criminal scum. Ha ha, just kidding. How are you? *someone doesn't just post* Stop! You've violated the law! |
# ? Sep 26, 2018 07:23 |