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Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:57

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# ? May 4, 2024 03:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I saw a budcrab the other day.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 06:36

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

high elf... lol

# ? Sep 24, 2018 07:23

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

*sniffs loudly*

"Wait, let me do that one again"

*bong noises*

https://youtu.be/L9REWMEOLdI

# ? Sep 24, 2018 07:32

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

posted in cooking thread:

Brohan Jah420 posted:

Do you have the Omelette of Idiot Kings?

It is an ancient recipe. St. Fluffie herself received it from the Gods.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 07:33

Farecoal: There he go

I don�t know you and... I would care to know you :kiddo:

# ? Sep 24, 2018 10:04

Zeluth: by Fluffdaddy

There is thing over here on my plate, do you know what is? I think it is a silverfish. Funny that, I thought it was a zoom zip/

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# ? Sep 24, 2018 11:42

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

*walks into you for several seconds pushing you several feet across the room*

Greetings traveler.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 12:02

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Huh?

# ? Sep 24, 2018 13:53

Moon Atari

*at work* "...So tiresome".
*with family* "....So tiresome".
*holiday time* "....So tiresome".
*at a party* "....So tiresome".
*on a date* "....So tiresome".
*getting married* "...So tiresome".
*child's birth* "...So tiresome".
*big promotion* "...So tiresome".
*stress* "....So tiresome".
*cocaine addiction* "....So tiresome".
*surprise lotto win* ".....So tiresome".
*wealth, success and luxury* "....So tiresome".
*kid graduates* "...So tiresome".
*kid dies in drunk driving accident* "....So tiresome".
*grieving* "....So tiresome".
*the opening of the relationship* "...So tiresome".
*the messy divorce* "...So tiresome".
*sex tourism enthusiast* "...So tiresome".
*illness* "...So tiresome".
*cancer* "....So tiresome".
*regretting entire life* "....So tiresome".
*beat cancer* "...So tiresome".
*mental breakdown anyway* "...So tiresome".
*discovering religion* "....So tiresome".
*discovering philanthropy* "....So tiresome".
*retirement* "....So tiresome".
*zen state of self realization and acceptance* "...So tiresome".
*long undignified and unbearably painful death* "....So tiresome".

# ? Sep 24, 2018 14:27

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Hm.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 14:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

NPC: "I wonder if I can get one of these out-of-towner adventurers to go across the street over there and bring me that rock, for reasons"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:03

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Goodbye!

# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:43

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Greetings! I saw a mudcrab the other day. Filthy creatures.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:43

FutonForensic

*raspy beggar voice* blessins of th' goddamn bun car upon ye, kind sir

> Emptyquote beggar

*imperial guard voice* Rumor Has It That The IK Has Been Murdered. Truly, These Are Dark Times

# ? Sep 24, 2018 15:43

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Chickenchaser!

# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:23

poverty goat

I'm going to the mudcrab pits tomorrow. wanna come with?

# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:28

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

*walks into room full of people smoking really cheap weed* it smells like a stinking skeavers den!

# ? Sep 24, 2018 16:35

Scaly Haylie

It's you. Hi.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:23

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Hm.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:49

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

I've fought burriots more fearsome than you.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:58

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

By the Nine Divines, you're the Champion of the Chill.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 17:59

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

*someone on my ignore list starts multi posting* huh? what was that? huh? huh? i think i heard something... huh? SHOW YOURSELF! SHOW YOURSELF! I think i heard something. huh? *stops rapidly scrolling* must have been the wind...

# ? Sep 24, 2018 18:32

alnilam

*you play the diplomacy minigame but i respond to every attempt with the "hahaha! That was a good one!" that you get from a successful joke*

# ? Sep 24, 2018 19:50

poverty goat

420 smoke moon sugar every day

# ? Sep 24, 2018 22:16

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Warez? I dunno, talk to a cat

# ? Sep 24, 2018 22:40

Dungeon Ecology

*rapping about high hrothgar*

ah-huh huh
ah-huh huh
a-High Hrothgar

# ? Sep 24, 2018 22:46

Macnult

Jedrick posted:

I saw a budcrab the other day.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:03

BoldFrankensteinMir

The blue avvies are nice, but the brown ones seem to laaaast longer...

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# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:24

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Huh?

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:27

BoldFrankensteinMir

Oh hell I didn't see it was specifically Oblivion, here I am making Morrowind Jokes. Please ignore me.

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# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:58

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Hm.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 05:01

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Oh hell I didn't see it was specifically Oblivion, here I am making Morrowind Jokes. Please ignore me.

What is it Breton trash

# ? Sep 25, 2018 18:05

Macnult

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Oh hell I didn't see it was specifically Oblivion, here I am making Morrowind Jokes. Please ignore me.

not even last night�s reggae could wake you. I heard them say we�ve reached the chill forum

# ? Sep 25, 2018 18:30

BoldFrankensteinMir

Posts beyond measure, outlander.

Okay, I remember Oblivion vaguely, I can do this, uhh....

"So you want to stop being a vampire, huh? Too bad, PlayStation trash!"

# ? Sep 25, 2018 18:38

kalel

Bluedeanie posted:

*someone on my ignore list starts multi posting* huh? what was that? huh? huh? i think i heard something... huh? SHOW YOURSELF! SHOW YOURSELF! I think i heard something. huh? *stops rapidly scrolling* must have been the wind...

# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:22

kalel

Any news from the other forums?

# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:29

Zeluth: by Fluffdaddy

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Any news from the other forums?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3g2zeBVQQ

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# ? Sep 26, 2018 02:47

joke_explainer

Stop right there criminal scum. Ha ha, just kidding. How are you?

# ? Sep 26, 2018 07:19

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# ? May 4, 2024 03:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

joke_explainer posted:

Stop right there criminal scum. Ha ha, just kidding. How are you?

*someone doesn't just post*

Stop! You've violated the law!

# ? Sep 26, 2018 07:23

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