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I am the only 3-0 manager all y'all eat my butt
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My genius strategy of drafting injured players, and then getting a FA running back who is on the same team as my only other non-injured running back has paid dividends! Also getting a backup TE who's on the same team as my #1 WR. Soon, Alshon Jeffery and Marlon Mack, soon.
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Sep 24, 2018 21:42
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Silly Burrito posted:So we will have one 3-0 team, and a crapload of 2-1 and 1-2 teams, huh? Everything's still up for grabs. Nah, I'm sorry my 1-game lead is insurmountable.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:31
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weird Asian candy posted:That BLEW DAT pts for doe... It's been a few years since I played fantasy football, but IIRC the points leader is basically guaranteed to not get the No. 1 playoff spot and not make it past the 2nd playoff round at best.
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Sep 26, 2018 05:52
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weird Asian candy posted:I'm not a Saints fan... You motherfucker
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Sep 26, 2018 18:57
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Aw, I was so happy to get Dalvin Cook back into my lineup after they said he was healthy. But they had him on a limited snap count 
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Sep 28, 2018 22:19
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Chilichimp posted:I've got nearly 60 points between two dudes I left on the bench and I'm still running away with this poo poo Hey now, Demayrius Thomas could still score me ... 82 points
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Oct 1, 2018 01:15
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Aw yeah, I barely beat the guy who started 2 dudes on byes
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Oct 9, 2018 04:22
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waah posted:4-1 crew where you at. lol I'm 4-1 and #12 in points scored
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Oct 9, 2018 05:41
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You sons of bitches I only got 2 of my 5 waiver moves in  My garbage team can't get lucky all year
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Oct 10, 2018 18:45
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WampaLord posted:Streaming Denver's D was a genius move Let me tell you, streaming Arizona's D was not
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Oct 19, 2018 02:35
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lol our points leader is 3-3
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Oct 19, 2018 04:22
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I like how it won't ever give you a 100% chance to win. I'm ahead by 39 points, my opponent has no one playing now or playing tomorrow, and my last player is Harrison Butker, the Kansas City kicker. My odds to win: 99% I would love to know what happens 1% of the time to make me lose this game.
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Oct 22, 2018 03:48
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wandler20 posted:Oh come on!  owned
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Oct 23, 2018 04:50
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weird Asian candy posted:It's some poo poo that I have more points than all you booty holes and I'm sitting at 4-3 and 4th place We're just that good 
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Oct 23, 2018 13:57
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Also, the last two weeks my opponent has played at least 2 players on bye or injured.
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Oct 23, 2018 13:59
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TheFlyingLlama posted:man I have like, 4 RBs who can put up good numbers on any given night, but 2 of them will randomly suck and none of my WRs are good Marshawn Lynch is out for good and Dalvin Cook has been out forever, so I could use a RB. Are you desperate enough to take Christian Kirk or Nelson Agholor for one of them?
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Oct 24, 2018 02:05
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TheFlyingLlama posted:probably in theory, but I only make fantasy football trades drunk and I don't really have time for that until the weekend This is a bad policy since the games are on the weekend. Just pitch me one of your RBs for whichever you want.
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Oct 24, 2018 04:30
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Can I win a game without scoring a single touchdown? The answer is looking increasingly like yes
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Oct 28, 2018 23:15
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Sure, I don't score a lot and all my opponents seem to have their worst games of the year against me, but I say good teams find a way to win under any circumstance.
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Oct 29, 2018 02:27
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Chilichimp posted:How did the Buccs manage to hold my TE to zero catches? ugggggh Buffalo finally finds their answer at QB and Kenyon throws for 15 TDs and 800 yards.
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Oct 29, 2018 13:51
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Since there are 2 teams at the top and I have the head-to-head win, I declare myself No. 1 for the last week I'll be able to do so. I planned my byes really poorly and I'll be lucky to field a full roster at all this week.
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Oct 30, 2018 18:06
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My entire bench was on a bye, so I had to pick up *shiver* Ty Montgomery and Alfred Blue. This is no one's fault but my own, but I still feel like bitching about it.
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Oct 31, 2018 17:00
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Chilichimp posted:Welp, guess my Alfred Blue waiver claim didn't go through :/ Look man, if anything, I'm doing you a favor
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Oct 31, 2018 17:18
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Michael Thomas is questionable now. I think I may just throw in the towel on this week and accept a loss before any games are played.
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Oct 31, 2018 23:39
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Can't believe I'm gonna win. I have literally no other options, my whole bench is on a bye or inactive. I had to play Alfred Blue and Legarrette Blount for god's sake.
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Nov 5, 2018 05:15
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Well, it's lonely at the top, but as the owner of the 10th highest scoring team in the league, I always knew my team's excellence might eventually isolate me.
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Nov 6, 2018 19:34
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weird Asian candy posted:You and me next week! Big game! Prepare to randomly have your worst offensive outing of the year, because apparently, my team plays very good defense somehow.
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Nov 6, 2018 20:08
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weird Asian candy posted:Get rekt I'm failing right into first place once again!
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Nov 12, 2018 18:47
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weird Asian candy posted:I laid the blue print. Enjoy your stay in first, it will be your last week there! Haha, yeah I'm pretty hosed now that everyone knows how to beat my team, which is like #12 in scoring in our 14-team league.
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Nov 12, 2018 18:53
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I can't believe Blake Bortles didn't carry me to a win
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Nov 20, 2018 17:58
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TheFlyingLlama posted:wtf I can't beat the dudes who are missing several starters but I can beat the top seed I don't know if you've noticed, but my team is trash and me being on top for several weeks late in the season is a searing indictment of the whole fantasy football system.
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Nov 20, 2018 20:32
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weird Asian candy posted:I think it's fascinating man lol. Never have I ever seen a team with that low of points scored be doing so well so late in the season. I'm actually impressed. Defense wins championships
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Nov 20, 2018 20:37
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ooo, I can actually miss the playoffs with a loss. Going from first to not in the playoffs in like 3 weeks may be more impressive than winning the league.
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Nov 27, 2018 21:02
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Ooo exciting finish here. I think if Alshon Jeffrey holds my 5 point lead vs. my opponent's Golden Tate, I get into the playoffs. Or if Adrian Peterson drags If You Seek A Falcon to a win.
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Dec 3, 2018 16:14
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Silly Burrito posted:With that run, I just need Adrian Peterson to catch ONE pass or run for 10 more yards with no turnovers for the win. You know I can back into the playoffs if you win but you've just jinxed us both!
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Dec 4, 2018 03:24
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Silly Burrito posted:And this is how PostNouveau missed the playoffs.
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Dec 4, 2018 13:27
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Silly Burrito posted:If I had won, he would be in. So if you think about it, he missed the playoffs by .6 of a point. Yeah I like to look at it this way
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Dec 5, 2018 14:53
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So this is some kind of keeper league or something? I've never done one of those, but my waiver claims on some dudes on the IR went through, so I guess I can ask for the details now.
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Dec 19, 2018 14:33
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Silly Burrito posted:Should be 2 keepers. Ah, OK. I don't think either of my IR pickups (Devonta Freeman and AJ Green) are better than my healthy keeps (Michael Thomas and Marlon Mack or Dalvin Cook), but I guess I've kept the rest of you from getting them. PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Dec 19, 2018 |
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