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Office Pig posted:One scientist stabbed another at an arctic research station because the victim would repeatedly spoil book endings. ... maybe not stabbing, but totally worth a right hook or an ungentle punch to the junk.
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Socks4Hands posted:Pharrell Williams sent the President of the United States a legal threat letter for playing 'Happy' at a campaign rally after a synagogue shooting.
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Office Pig posted:One scientist stabbed another at an arctic research station because the victim would repeatedly spoil book endings. Fortunately, actor Wilford Brimley is still out there on social media, watching all of our backs to prevent another infection by The Thing. https://twitter.com/RealWilfordB/status/1055252267467726849
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Evidence supports claims that NH state rep and house speaker candidate Frank Sapareto "was involved in a video project to produce porn—and that the male lead in the movie was the Republican legislator himself". According to email correspondence between Sapareto and another person involved in the project, possible titles considered for the porn film—based on the premise of Rep. Sapareto playing the last male on Earth available to continue the human race after a horrific disaster—were: Last Sperm on Earth Armageddon Sperm Donor Doomsday Babymaker Rep. Sapareto’s choice: Creampie Apocalypse.
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Oct 31, 2018 19:39
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McGavin posted:Rep. Sapareto’s choice: Creampie Apocalypse. 
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Authorities have so far uncovered nothing to suggest that two Saudi Arabian sisters whose bodies were found duct-taped together on the banks of the Hudson River were victims of foul play, according to a law enforcement official who spoke to CNN on the condition of anonymity.
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Nov 2, 2018 06:48
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a reality tv star is now the president of the united states and is probably the harbinger of its destruction
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Nov 2, 2018 07:07
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Charlie Kirk was power user on premium adult escort website while living rent-free with his parents.
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Nov 2, 2018 19:01
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A Facebook spokesperson said that the "white genocide conspiracy theory" ad buy didn't violate the company's ad rules because it was a category the company itself had generated.
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Nov 3, 2018 01:20
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Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of poo poo.
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Nov 3, 2018 08:29
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skaboomizzy posted:there are thousands of failsons all over America who huddle together online and incite each other into murdering as many women as they can and nobody has any idea what to do about it
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Nov 4, 2018 01:14
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i mean, i keep seeing articles about how we need to "redistribute sex" to geeky dorks to prevent terrorism
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Nov 4, 2018 01:24
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op-ed writers keep writing articles about how we need to "redistribute sex" to geeky dorks to prevent terrorism
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Nov 4, 2018 01:24
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The resurgent global fascist movement partially spawned from a bunch of men mad about women in video games.
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Nov 4, 2018 01:41
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Willie Tomg posted:Authorities have so far uncovered nothing to suggest that two Saudi Arabian sisters whose bodies were found duct-taped together on the banks of the Hudson River were victims of foul play, according to a law enforcement official who spoke to CNN on the condition of anonymity. What the gently caress.
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A dead Republican brothel owner won a seat on the Nevada state assembly. He died after a four-day long party and his body was found by Ron Jeremy and a prostitute. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/election-2018-dennis-hof-dead-brothel-owner-reality-tv-star-wins-nevada-assembly-seat/
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Canadian Conservative MP Tony Clement resigns after sharing sexually explicit images and a video of himself to someone who he believed was a consenting female recipient. The recipient was, in fact, an individual or party who targeted him for the purpose of financial extortion.
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Can't find the tweet I got this from so I'm paraphrasing: The Republicans who won 2018 elections include several people who have been indicted, a guy who made bigfoot pornography and a dead pimp.
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Shuhada’ Davitt, formerly Sinead O'Connor, says she never wants to "spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."
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Dreylad posted:Shuhada’ Davitt, formerly Sinead O'Connor, says she never wants to "spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting." Heck,  .
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"kafir" and also:McGavin posted:Heck,
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In an artificial life simulation where survival required energy but giving birth had no energy cost, one species evolved a sedentary lifestyle that consisted mostly of mating in order to produce new children which could be eaten (or used as mates to produce more edible children).
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The Wikipedia edit war on the entry for "neurotic" entered its second year last month.
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The Church of Satan is suing the creators Sabrina the Teenage Witch, alleging that the newest iteration of the television show unfairly portrays Satan as evil.
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An aide suggested that Hillary Clinton will enter the 2020 race after the Iowa caucuses are finished.
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Nov 12, 2018 05:37
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Jeopardy host Alex Trebek claims Justin Trudeau keeps a buzzer under his shirt that he can press to get out of meetings he doesn't want to be in.
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A caucus of minority women is the driving force behind a milquetoast shift to the left by a center right corporatist party already portrayed as unbearably, terrifyingly leftist by their political opponents.
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Nov 13, 2018 19:44
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The government of two states handed a trillion dollar company several billion dollars to do something they were going to do anyways
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This was posted on reddit in 2018 unironically and is intended to mock people who believe in global warming:
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Koishi Komeiji posted:This was posted on reddit in 2018 unironically and is intended to mock people who believe in global warming: No way. The whole "beyond parody" Poe's law perfect storm can't go this far. Edit: I mean that literally. This is absolutely a parody
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The space heater is pretty suspicious. For on topic content: Our president has bragged about how well he did on a dementia test. He forced his doctor to write a letter claiming his tests all came back with "only positive results".
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ikanreed posted:No way. The whole "beyond parody" Poe's law perfect storm can't go this far. It's ok. I thought the same thing at first but then: 
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The NRA called doctors who are in favor of gun control "self important" and told them to "stay in their lane" implying that they didn't know anything about gun violence. Juan Lopez shot and killed a doctor, a hospital employee, a police officer, and then himself at Mercy Hospital in Chicago.
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Nov 21, 2018 04:15
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Koishi Komeiji posted:The NRA called doctors who are in favor of gun control "self important" and told them to "stay in their lane" implying that they didn't know anything about gun violence. And this is important: this is a couple years after NRA jumped way the gently caress out of their lane to get state legislation banning doctors from asking their patients about firearm ownership when risk factors like anger issues or depression exist.
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DOJ declines to comment on the president accusing the deputy AG of treason.
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Nov 28, 2018 16:10
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The funniest thread on the forums is just people saying true things
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Nov 28, 2018 18:23
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The American President is a racist septugenarian who gets instructions on what to think from his TV. The Congressional majority doesn't do anything to remove him from power out of fear of angering their base: racist septugenarians who get instructions on what to think from their TV.
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Xand_Man posted:The American President is a racist septugenarian who gets instructions on what to think from his TV. Lol reminds me of the old 90s alt politoons with mind control tvs
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Nov 28, 2018 19:50
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ikanreed posted:The government of two states handed a trillion dollar company several billion dollars to do something they were going to do anyways dont forget a bunch of other cities gave them their development plans for the next ten years so now they're selling that info to developers
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DJ Khaled and Floyd Mayweather Jr. have been charged with cryptocurrency fraud by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
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