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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Having ample opportunity to watch the middle-classes, your opponents, I soon came to the conclusion that you are right, perfectly right in expecting no support whatever from them.
Their interest is diametrically opposed to yours, though they always will try to maintain the contrary and to make you believe in their most hearty sympathy with your fates.
Their doings give them the lie. I hope to have collected more than sufficient evidence of the fact, that—be their words what they please—the middle-classes intend in reality nothing else but to enrich themselves by your labor while they can sell its produce, and to abandon you to starvation as soon as they cannot make a profit by this indirect trade in human flesh.
What have they done to prove their professed good-will towards you?
Have they ever paid any serious attention to your grievances?
Have they done more than paying the expenses of half-a-dozen commissions of inquiry, whose voluminous reports are damned to everlasting slumber among heaps of waste paper on the shelves of the Home Office?
Not they indeed, those are things they do not like to speak of—they have left it to a foreigner to inform the civilized world of the degrading situation you have to live in.

AND THEN A NEW CENTRIST PARTY POPPED OUT!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITpC6GlBFo0

180 days until Red White and Blue Brexit! Have you started shopping yet?

:spooky:Other News :guitar:
• Paul Dacre is becoming Chairman and Editor-in-Chief of Associated Newspapers today (boo) and will stand down as Editor of the Daily Mail this month (yay).
• The ONS reports that life expectancy improvements in the UK have stalled for the first time since records began. Fash shits blame immigration, as always.
• Labour MP Laura Smith calls for a general strike to bring down the Conservative government. Tom Watson rejects it.
• Government officials warn that a no-deal Brexit could lead to electricity blackouts across Northern Ireland.
• David Rutley MP is appointed as Minister of Food (a vacant office since 1958) to ensure the protection of food supplies through the Brexit process. This is fine.
• Three men receive jail sentences for 'causing disruption' during an anti-fracking protest.
• The Conservative Party conference is under way, and has already committed several gross GDPR violations and chucked chuck Chequers badges everywhere.
https://twitter.com/MattTurner4L/status/1046397806196469760

:spooky:Heart of Darkness:
UKMT September 2018 - No, to the contrary.
UKMT August 2018 - Win A #GoveIsland Water Bottle/The adult babies takeover is off
UKMT July 2018 - It's Coming H...oh
UKMT June 2018 - They frequent seldome any pastymes or sportes
UKMT May 2018 - Slithers Off Rudd/Say no to hamophobia

All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

:spooky:Under Western Eyes:
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
BYOB: UKMT

:spooky:The Shadow Line:
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.

:spooky:The Secret Sharer:
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

:spooky:UKMT CLP Commissars (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - mfcrocker, Barry Foster, Pistol_Pete, Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cunninghame North/South - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Loughborough - feedmegin
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Rochford and Southend East - DesperateDan
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
SE Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Sheffield south east - Cast_no_shadow
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport Central - Taear
Swansea West - Borrovan
Watford - SpaceCommie

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

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#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Pro tier thread title.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also for Leicester and East Midlands goons there's an event about community-led inclusive bashing of fascists at the Secular Hall this weekend.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


That's yer Nadine Dorries claiming the Tories don't exercise their free speech because they believe in free speech.

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1046332932183535616?s=19

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


sebzilla posted:

Pro tier thread title.

It is known.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Tory free speech is just a bunch of farty noises coming from their face holes, because they are all poo poo cunts

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


The podcast list reminds me, 5 Live's Brexitcast is generally a pretty good summary of what's going on in the Westminster / Brussels media bubble and has resumed recently post-recess. I realise this thread's not the biggest fan of Laura Kuenssberg but the real star is Adam Fleming and his binders.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1046655703547437056

The way that politics has shifted in this country in the last few years is genuinely wonderful.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Captain Fargle posted:

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1046655703547437056

The way that politics has shifted in this country in the last few years is genuinely wonderful.

No but you see we must work with the Tories to minimise the damage they cause.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

sebzilla posted:

Pro tier thread title.

Truly the most accurate one yet

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
In a great example of false balance, the headline on BBC News right now is that the Tories want waiters to keep 100% of their tips. Presumably this is only a headline because Labour got one with their share ownership policy, which is about 5000% more of a big deal.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
here's hoping the tories implode

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I've just realised the post-brexit collapse of the pound means I'm not going to afford to keep up my New Japan World subscription so I'm going to go full #FBPE now.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

forkboy84 posted:

I've just realised the post-brexit collapse of the pound means I'm not going to afford to keep up my New Japan World subscription so I'm going to go full #FBPE now.

There are alternatives for the internet savvy viewer, you know

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I know, but I do like supporting a company actually doing good wrestling.

Anyway, have a paragraph from Stephen Bush's daily email.

quote:

You don't need to be Alan Turing to decode Philip Hammond's remarkable interview with the Mail this morning in which he declares Boris Johnson will never be Prime Minister, mocks Johnson's accent, says he doesn't have the grip to run a big department let alone the government, and says his only political achievement is London's cycle hire scheme. (Which is a little unfair: everyone who knows anything about transport policy knows that the cycle hire scheme was the last achievement of Ken Livingstone.) 

I just enjoyed the taking away of Boris's lone political achievement.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Guess that Zoe Williams op-ed about bikes turning you into a Hitler-freak was right.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
I just bought a bunch of historical man-barbies from the UK to paint and they were surprisingly cheap because the Pound is in the gutter, and falling. Hopefully, after Brexit, I'll be able to trade some second rate turnips for miniatures when the Great Starvation begins.


Keep up the good work Tories, is what I'm saying.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Misread that as a bunch of historical man-babies from the UK and was wondering why you were looting the family crypts at stately homes.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

lilljonas posted:

I just bought a bunch of historical man-barbies from the UK to paint and they were surprisingly cheap because the Pound is in the gutter, and falling. Hopefully, after Brexit, I'll be able to trade some second rate turnips for miniatures when the Great Starvation begins.


Keep up the good work Tories, is what I'm saying.

Finally my 40k addiction pays off. Only the finest turnips for my family next year, none of those 'possibly radioactive' ones!

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



xtothez posted:

Finally my 40k addiction pays off. Only the finest turnips for my family next year, none of those 'possibly radioactive' ones!

We regret to inform you the turnips are horse meat from Chernobyl.

Count me among the emergency stockpilers. And to think I have always mocked doomsday preppers.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

lilljonas posted:

I just bought a bunch of historical man-barbies from the UK to paint and they were surprisingly cheap because the Pound is in the gutter, and falling. Hopefully, after Brexit, I'll be able to trade some second rate turnips for miniatures when the Great Starvation begins.


Keep up the good work Tories, is what I'm saying.

the sticker price will be cheap but you'll be expected to cover the costs of the armed escort

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Guavanaut posted:

Misread that as a bunch of historical man-babies from the UK and was wondering why you were looting the family crypts at stately homes.

As an aside, I'm very happy that Napoleon's failed Continental System will finally be in place properly, putting the plots and schemes of King George to shame. Because this time you can't just smuggle stuff to Russia and Spain.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Comrades, idk if we've got any ROI goons in here but you're generally a good bunch for city recommendations: I'm in Dublin for a couple of days this week, is there anything particularly cool I should see or do? I enjoy pretty much everything, drink too much the correct amount too much, will definitely be trying to scope out a decent museum to learn about Irish independence, and obsessively hunt down and consume any food item that I don't know what it tastes like (in fact, any food & drink recommendations are greatly appreciated - even if they're rank, I just like knowing what stuff tastes like!).

Cheers all.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Vlex posted:

We regret to inform you the turnips are horse meat from Chernobyl.

Count me among the emergency stockpilers. And to think I have always mocked doomsday preppers.

prepping for a hypothetical doomsday is stupid as gently caress. this isn't hypothetical its very possible

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I do not wish to sound too cynical or conspiratorial, but this morning ITV was quite happily talking about a program they will be broadcasting tonight about the Birmingham bombers from the 70s and how they are going to name and shame some new suspects for the first time since the Birmingham 6 were released.

My first thoughts were 'are they doing this because of how unworkable the NI border is in regards to Brexit and is this an attempt to start dividing people again?'

Like I said, it is a massively conspiratorial thought but with how poorly May answered Marr's question and the fact that it is still causing headaches for them so close to November I wondered if they were going about it another way.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Jose posted:

prepping for a hypothetical doomsday is stupid as gently caress. this isn't hypothetical its very possible

Anyone paying attention is already prepping; not hording ammo and tins because that’s pointless theatrical poo poo with no actual functional purpose.

Show of hands how many people would buy a plane ticket that departs or arrives on B Day right now? How many people are delaying mortgages, weddings, visas, higher education courses or any other major expenditure? How many people are staying in a job where otherwise they wouldn’t? People are prepping like mad right now in all the ways that actually matter.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



No joke, I'm organising a workshop at my university that takes place over Brexit weekend and whether some of our European speakers will actually want to come has come up more than once. American participants I don't think will be a problem to get over, once they realise the implications of the pound tanking.

Ironically and unrelatedly, the workshop is in part about demographic collapses.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


VideoGames posted:

I do not wish to sound too cynical or conspiratorial, but this morning ITV was quite happily talking about a program they will be broadcasting tonight about the Birmingham bombers from the 70s and how they are going to name and shame some new suspects for the first time since the Birmingham 6 were released.

My first thoughts were 'are they doing this because of how unworkable the NI border is in regards to Brexit and is this an attempt to start dividing people again?'

Like I said, it is a massively conspiratorial thought but with how poorly May answered Marr's question and the fact that it is still causing headaches for them so close to November I wondered if they were going about it another way.
Tbh it'd actually be a good and responsible thing to do for a broadcaster to remind people that the Troubles loving sucked balls about now.

Publicly "naming and shaming" a bunch of people who might possibly have done a terror (but might not (but they might (I mean, look at them, the shifty papists, they talk funny & all))), however, is the opposite of good and responsible. Bad and irresponsible, even. Also sounds like a good opportunity for shamelessly sensationalist trash infotainment with a potential "no really we're trying to be socially responsible" cover story though, so I don't think you need to get :tinfoil: about it.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

forkboy84 posted:

I know, but I do like supporting a company actually doing good wrestling.

Anyway, have a paragraph from Stephen Bush's daily email.


I just enjoyed the taking away of Boris's lone political achievement.

I haven't actually considered the cost of subscriptions that are in dollars going up. loving brilliant.

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

So let's see what Esther McVey promised.

quote:

In terms of news she announced a deal with Citizens Advice to provide support and advice on UC, and a partnership with children’s charity Barnardo’s to give care leavers work experience in their shops.

Wow, slow down, I can't take all this excitement.

Incidentally, didn't Barnardo's get loving raked over the coals because they were doing workfare, I forget.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Borrovan posted:

Comrades, idk if we've got any ROI goons in here but you're generally a good bunch for city recommendations: I'm in Dublin for a couple of days this week, is there anything particularly cool I should see or do? I enjoy pretty much everything, drink too much the correct amount too much, will definitely be trying to scope out a decent museum to learn about Irish independence, and obsessively hunt down and consume any food item that I don't know what it tastes like (in fact, any food & drink recommendations are greatly appreciated - even if they're rank, I just like knowing what stuff tastes like!).

Cheers all.

There used to be a bath with an almost nude woman in that you could go and look at. People called her a hoor but I thought that was unfair on account of she didn't get any choice in the matter of being there and also it doesn't do to go around calling women hoors in this day and age anyway but they moved her to the middle of some old pond somewhere so they could put up a big spike and she doesn't have her bath so she just looks like she has wild back problems :(

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Also this Raab speech is uhhhh, it's something.

"People say bad things will happen in No Deal, but they won't happen because they'd be bad and no one would let them happen."

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Vlex posted:

No joke, I'm organising a workshop at my university that takes place over Brexit weekend and whether some of our European speakers will actually want to come has come up more than once. American participants I don't think will be a problem to get over, once they realise the implications of the pound tanking.

Ironically and unrelatedly, the workshop is in part about demographic collapses.
:lol:

my lab is hosting a workshop the week before Brexit

chird
Sep 26, 2004

This new thread seems like an ideal time to attempt to become re-acquainted with what's going on in the motherland. When I left the UK, Gordon Brown was still prime minister.

Presumably little has changed, everyone just going shopping at HMV, getting their film developed at Jessops, renting a DVD from Blockbuster and tucking into tasty Findus lasagna while laughing at some idiot white-haired toff on Have I Got News For You.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

chird posted:

This new thread seems like an ideal time to attempt to become re-acquainted with what's going on in the motherland. When I left the UK, Gordon Brown was still prime minister.

Presumably little has changed, everyone just going shopping at HMV, getting their film developed at Jessops, renting a DVD from Blockbuster and tucking into tasty Findus lasagna while laughing at some idiot white-haired toff on Have I Got News For You.

We're keeping the last bit alive for you.

Hey Guavanaut, thanks for doing the OPs. They're always good and (usually) on time!

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

chird posted:

This new thread seems like an ideal time to attempt to become re-acquainted with what's going on in the motherland. When I left the UK, Gordon Brown was still prime minister.

Presumably little has changed, everyone just going shopping at HMV, getting their film developed at Jessops, renting a DVD from Blockbuster and tucking into tasty Findus lasagna while laughing at some idiot white-haired toff on Have I Got News For You.

Presumably you left after being exonerated of being The Meatsafe Murderer?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Borrovan posted:

Comrades, idk if we've got any ROI goons in here but you're generally a good bunch for city recommendations: I'm in Dublin for a couple of days this week, is there anything particularly cool I should see or do? I enjoy pretty much everything, drink too much the correct amount too much, will definitely be trying to scope out a decent museum to learn about Irish independence, and obsessively hunt down and consume any food item that I don't know what it tastes like (in fact, any food & drink recommendations are greatly appreciated - even if they're rank, I just like knowing what stuff tastes like!).

Cheers all.

Yeah, there's an Ireland thread in the LAN forums as well but it's a little quiet.

I'd recommend Kilmainham Gaol for the revolutionary history poo poo, which connects into the Irish Museum of Modern Art (IMMA). From there you could pop over to the Guinness Storehouse nearby (well worth it in recent years by all accounts), and then across the river to Collins Barracks (free National History Museum, p cool). Slightly separate is Dublin Castle and the Chester Beatty Library within, and nearby things like Trinity College, the National Gallery and the other museums.

For drinks, L Mulligan's , The Cobblestone, Grogans, the Workman's Club, there's millions really. Temple Bar worth passing through but full of knobhead stag lads, George's Street up to Camden Street has a good stretch of bars.

For trad music, The Cobblestone or O Donoghues probably have sessions most evenings, but I think there's a site which tells you where every session is on.

If you fancy some nature, get the DART either north to Howth for a cliff walk, or south to Bray or Greystones.

For food, all Irish food is shite so don't bother, but we have a shitload of great restaurants of every type. Just check out some reviews, or the terrible site lovindublin.com which is run by a hipster dickhead, for some current recommendations and avoid tourist trap places in Temple Bar.

I might re-buy PMs in the next day or so, but otherwise ask for more info here or in the Ireland thread.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
If you must go to Temple Bar I'd recommend Palace Bar for drinks which is a proper boozer and has reasonable prices.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Dominic Raab making the sensible case for restoring confidence by bombing responsibly:

Graun posted:

I think our confidence was knocked by the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan... actually we became too timid in terms of saying, ‘Do we get involved?’

Where Britain’s strength has always been as a nation is to have the confidence and the belief to say we’re doing this because it’s the right thing to do, it’s in our national interest to do
.

Citing recent involvement in Afghanistan as well as the air strikes on Syria earlier this year, he added: “Intervention when it is thought through, when it is properly considered is the right thing to do. And Britain is an important part in making that happen.”

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

op get a guiness stew if you're in ROI it's ace.

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