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turn off your critical mind. take five seconds from your day and just look. acknowledge the purity   you are now a better artist than you were five seconds ago
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hell ueah brother
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Oct 2, 2018 13:57
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i put on my robe and pocket wizard hat
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Oct 2, 2018 15:29
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this reads like someone's fetish
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Oct 2, 2018 20:42
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Joke's on this guy, I looked at those pictures and now i'm even worse!!!!!!!
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avshalemon posted:turn off your critical mind. take five seconds from your day and just look. acknowledge the purity Tru
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Oct 4, 2018 02:18
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fart
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DJExile posted:fart See, this kind of photographic art takes guts that I just don’t have. There isn’t even an actual image here, or indeed anything you could even have an image of. I still have so much to learn here...
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Oct 4, 2018 06:37
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I honestly don’t know if I can take another photo after seeing these. What else is left to achieve?
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Oct 7, 2018 05:05
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I’ve already sold all my gear. Time to walk out into the ocean I guess. 
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President Beep posted:I’ve already sold all my gear. Time to walk out into the ocean I guess. Pls dont. The ocean is already full of garbage.
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Oct 11, 2018 01:53
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Fffffuuuuucckkkkk! 
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8th-snype posted:Pls dont. The ocean is already full of garbage. the ocean is full of my photos?
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Oct 11, 2018 14:48
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I have erased the pics that were on the camera and which you were probably saving for Flickr Forgive me they were poorly framed so bland and so blurred
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Mirage posted:I have erased 
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Oct 11, 2018 19:31
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Took a look at York photographs Every time i look at them they make me laugh (Because they are bad, you see)
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pseudorandom posted:edit:
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the rest of you will perish in the flood
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Oct 13, 2018 12:51
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what is sweetness? the crux of art. some might say that you can have art without sweetness. these people are hosed! bitter art is defined by its lack of sweetness; sweetness dominates by its absence. to depict something, anything, you have to find the innate sweetness within it, without which there is nothing that makes it worth looking at. there's nothing sweeter than a quail basking in the sun and if you can't recognise that then you don't have the touch, i don't care how expensive your stupid camera is
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Oct 13, 2018 13:00
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my camera's not worth a single hot dime. i'm not a photographer. in fact i hate photographers! my quail cost five bucks each from a gentle agriculture teacher who'd broken his back and needed to get rid of all his animals. they're small, fat and incredibly stupid and yet they've taught me more about art than any of you will ever know. yes, even you
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Oct 13, 2018 13:03
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incredible flesh posted:i'm not a photographer. in fact i hate photographers! same i saw these sweet Japanese plums tho 
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Oct 13, 2018 13:08
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did you know that birds yawn? they do. e: Atlatl posted:same
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Oct 13, 2018 13:10
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Actually, op, they are bad.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:26
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The only real art worth doing is posting.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:27
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President Beep posted:Actually, op, they are bad.  he is art, made by the lord itself. could you create something so perfectly round and quizzical? i didn't think so. when he's horny he stands up very straight and trills, a sight more affecting than any photo i've seen in my entire life. he knows what he wants and he goes out to get it. he breaks my heart. his name is felafel
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Oct 13, 2018 13:28
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i want you to realise you can never create something as perfect as felafel. now you must spend the rest of your life trying.
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Oct 13, 2018 13:31
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quail only live for 3-4 years. felafel is four years old. his days are numbered. this touch of poignancy is the secret to his beauty, his ineffable sweetness, his status as an exquisite object behold the masterpiece
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i'm going to put this entire subforum inside my rear end and reverse-digest it into a disgusting banquet, which i will serve to overwhelmingly negative reviews and general disdain from the critical public. absolute fools, each and every one of you
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Oct 13, 2018 13:35
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i'm the op btw, i got probated for trying to buy drugs in gbs
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Oct 13, 2018 13:39
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seriously though i love these dumbass birds, thanks for reading everyone
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Oct 13, 2018 13:43
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Quails are great birds but is it really art if you don’t incorporate your own urine into the photo in some way?
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rio posted:Quails are great birds but is it really art if you don’t incorporate your own urine into the photo in some way? Careful. I get the feeling op is the temperamental type. Doesn’t take criticism well.
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Oct 13, 2018 14:38
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The absence of urine is the art, it's a critique on every other artist.
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holy poo poo
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Oct 13, 2018 23:40
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it's you you're the one with the power
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So, like, I feel dumb even bringing this up, but there’s only been one instance of plumbs in this GD thread and it wasn’t even from the GD op!
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It's an allegorical reference to a thing we want, but never get.
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