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Crazycryodude posted:Have we invented the atomic bomb yet? If not, use whatever the closest thing is. The closest thing to an atomic bomb is probably like a circuit board or a wrench
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Venom Snake posted:Last night the goblins that we have been sending out raids against decided to send another army to wipe us out. We successfully repelled the attack but lost half of our marksdwarves after our forward bunkers were overrun. Here's a list of the dead and some pictures of the carnage. Launch the crusade!
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peaceful coexistence, sign treaty of mutual enrichment
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Crazycryodude posted:Have we invented the atomic bomb yet? If not, use whatever the closest thing is. the closest thing is a trapped cavern with pillars rigged to deconstruct on a lever pretty sure that still instantly kills everything
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Crazycryodude posted:Have we invented the atomic bomb yet? If not, use whatever the closest thing is. RAISE THE BRIDGE
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Time to break out the 'ol "pool of sharks" technique
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Can I still get a dwarf? T-man is a anarca-feminist CERF: Cis Exclusionary Radical Feminist. She likes cats.
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Crazycryodude posted:Have we invented the atomic bomb yet? If not, use whatever the closest thing is. We are almost ready to start building steam engines, which will be able to replace our waterwheels. Will make pumping liquids around much much easier. That's as far as we are on the technology front. T-man posted:Can I still get a dwarf? T-man is a anarca-feminist CERF: Cis Exclusionary Radical Feminist. She likes cats. Added your name to the dwarf who adopted our forts giant cougars  Epic High Five posted:The closest thing to an atomic bomb is probably like a circuit board or a wrench   edit: you just killed two people   
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Venom Snake posted:Last night the goblins that we have been sending out raids against decided to send another army to wipe us out. We successfully repelled the attack but lost half of our marksdwarves after our forward bunkers were overrun. Here's a list of the dead and some pictures of the carnage. reincarnate me as an ultra zionist
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Venom Snake posted:We are almost ready to start building steam engines, which will be able to replace our waterwheels. Will make pumping liquids around much much easier. That's as far as we are on the technology front. Can you generate steam hot enough to boil goblins alive? If so do that in place of atomic power, it's what dwarf Posadas would want.
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stress spiral is how i lost like 12 dwarves including my king last fortress i played. stress spiral and werehedgehog virus.
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Has my Goldblumist achieved any other great works or losses in the dorf world? Hoping that binding a book better than anyone has gotten him laid, big-time.
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Is there a Nazbol in the fortress yet?
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Venom Snake posted:We are almost ready to start building steam engines, which will be able to replace our waterwheels. Will make pumping liquids around much much easier. That's as far as we are on the technology front. A Clinton supporter killing a Gamergater and an Ancap is the most useful thing any of them have ever done. Also, what's my dwarf like?
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Venom Snake posted:We are almost ready to start building steam engines, which will be able to replace our waterwheels. Will make pumping liquids around much much easier. That's as far as we are on the technology front. Look, I tried to take the higher ground, but they wouldn't stop trying to argue by recommending 3 hour YouTube videos
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Not a jury in the world would convict me
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:I'm just glad I died doing something interesting. Done Epic High Five posted:Not a jury in the world would convict me You tried to kill one of our most valuable metal smiths, and the jury chose to move forward with the trial  armok bless Bullfrog posted:stress spiral is how i lost like 12 dwarves including my king last fortress i played. stress spiral and werehedgehog virus. Yeah it sucks because some dwarves are permanently unhappy because of missing friends/family who are dead or live elsewear Jeff Goldblum posted:Has my Goldblumist achieved any other great works or losses in the dorf world? You recently got a husband and some pet cats  Grevling posted:Is there a Nazbol in the fortress yet? We have 1 or 2 but they died UrbicaMortis posted:A Clinton supporter killing a Gamergater and an Ancap is the most useful thing any of them have ever done.  edit: loving lmao i just noticed who the hammerlord was named 
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I must protest this pro-living agenda that is continually imposed from above down
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Venom Snake posted:Done awww man, well we know this run is in the better timeline at least next time around can I be a Marxist-Grittyist?
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Can I get a Left Market Vegan Anarchist?
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Venom Snake posted:
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Hey, could you build a tomb for my dwarf, and seal a few of the less useful citizens, or maybe some captive elves or goblins, in with him when he dies, so that they might serve him in the afterlife? Also, could we make a sacrifice or two at the temple, to grant us the favor of the gods in our crusade against the greenskin menace?
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Arioch posted:Hey, could you build a tomb for my dwarf, and seal a few of the less useful citizens, or maybe some captive elves or goblins, in with him when he dies, so that they might serve him in the afterlife? this, but toss their dwarf in the lava when nobody is looking
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Venom Snake posted:We are almost ready to start building steam engines, which will be able to replace our waterwheels. Will make pumping liquids around much much easier. That's as far as we are on the technology front. fuckin owned by the market
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Mayor Dave posted:fuckin owned by the market The administrator punches the stoneworker in the head with her invisible hand of the free market, bruising the muscle and bruising the skull through the (libertarian tinfoil hat)!
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So my dorf is like a GOOD READER GOOD STUDENT english major does any of that have any actual use in DF or
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Ramc posted:So my dorf is like a GOOD READER GOOD STUDENT english major does any of that have any actual use in DF or It does! There are libraries and whatnot although afaik the only useful skills that will actually train are the medical ones which isn't useless but obv not fully implemented. Student already affected learning from demonstrations during combat training.
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Venom Snake posted:edit: loving lmao i just noticed who the hammerlord was named this historic clash has caused my spirit to enter the reincarnation cycle. please rebirth me as a radical antipaternalist
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Sorry for the lack of updates, life being lovely as usualEpic High Five posted:awww man, well we know this run is in the better timeline at least Done. Grevling posted:Can I get a Left Market Vegan Anarchist? Done Ramc posted:So my dorf is like a GOOD READER GOOD STUDENT english major does any of that have any actual use in DF or Unfortunately your dwarf isn't doing much because our wood industry isn't very valuable right now, I could always draft him but he's terrified of combat/confrontation. World War Mammories posted:this historic clash has caused my spirit to enter the reincarnation cycle. please rebirth me as a radical antipaternalist done I'm sending out some raiding parties against the goblin darkpits themselves, time to strike back against our degenerate greenskinned enemies. EDIT: Killed by forgotten beast 
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please dwarf me as a self-hating dwarf who truly believes their cat is their rightful master, all glory to the cat who has adopted my dwarf ps also make sure a cat adopts my dwarf we must make yarn production a priority you must construct additional yarn
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need an update wrt the presence or lack thereof, of weird beastfolk or monster people who might become squizzle ii
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Squizzle posted:need an update wrt the presence or lack thereof, of weird beastfolk or monster people who might become squizzle ii I could make you an elf. We had a ratwoman but she died of old age. Maybe we will end up rescuing a beast person from the goblin pits? EDIT: NEVERMIND THE PREVIOUS EDITS MY GAME CRASHED AND I LOST ALL THAT Venom Snake has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Oct 25, 2018 |
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Can I be re-dwarfed as a Marxist-Grittyist also please?
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What's the status on my dwarf?
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Socks4Hands posted:How long do you think my dwarf has before he dies of old age if he hasn't already? He's 136, which is pretty middle aged for a dwarf. Most can live to be 200+ Moridin920 posted:Can I be re-dwarfed as a Marxist-Grittyist also please? Done Quantumfate posted:What's the status on my dwarf? Is yours the Buddhist fundamentalist? I think he's taken to being mostly irrelevent p well  In other news.... I tried raiding a dark fortress, it turns out that the listed population does not count trolls because they are considered pets. And uh the fortress is ruled by a demon shaped like a Cardinal.  Props to our militia for facing down literal thousands of trolls and only losing 1 guy
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Venom Snake posted:Props to our militia for facing down literal thousands of trolls and only losing 1 guy -HRC, referring to Seth Rich
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Venom Snake posted:I tried raiding a dark fortress, it turns out that the listed population does not count trolls because they are considered pets. And uh the fortress is ruled by a demon shaped like a Cardinal. I'm glad the worker militia is on the job of rooting out reactionaries wherever they're found.
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Will my dwarf ever have a chance to become a legendary butcher?
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