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I am going to cryogenically freeze myself, to preserve my body. I do not want to be unfrozen until the McRib is back. When the McRib is gone, I want to be cryogenically frozen again. |
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Oct 6, 2018 22:57
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I'm pretty sure McRib ingredients are themselves cryogenically frozen before preparation so this request is apropos |
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Oct 6, 2018 23:12
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BrownianMotion posted:I am going to cryogenically freeze myself, to preserve my body. I do not want to be unfrozen until the McRib is back. When the McRib is gone, I want to be cryogenically frozen again. I think I saw this episode of the twilight zone, it ended with the camera zooming in on a sign that said "The McRib is back! Now with EXTRA cryogenically frozen meat"
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Oct 6, 2018 23:13
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*being unfrozen* holy jeepers! the mcrib is back?! *nervously explaining* uhh yes, but. . . i can't WAIT to eat a mcrib! *scientist sweating nonstop* sir, the earth as you know it no longer exists, and the oceans have boiled to nothing. . . *me, thinking seriously* but the mcrib is okay, right? ---------------- |
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Oct 6, 2018 23:20
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Unfortunate misunderstandings that lead to your premature defrosting: * MC Rib, the Adam-and-Eve themed DJ, is playing again. * Someone rediscovers the tartan of the McRib family and claims it is part of their heritage. * A guy trying too hard to be cool invites the cryogenic scientist round to "m'crib". |
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Oct 6, 2018 23:32
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:*being unfrozen* holy jeepers! the mcrib is back?!
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Oct 6, 2018 23:55
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Brownian Motion is never unfrozen. tragically, they miss the 2024 debut of the McWeed |
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Oct 6, 2018 23:59
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doctor, waking me up: "here's your shamrock shake!" me: "ugh you people are incompetent put me back in" |
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Oct 7, 2018 00:10
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Shambling, million-eyed horror from beyond space and time that has slept for millennia beneath the waves: I'LL HAVE A MCRIB COMBO WITH A LARGE DIET AND UHHHHH, AN OREA MCFLURRY. Drive-through employee: (with the last of his sanity) Th-the ice cream machine is...is... Horror: (sighs) YEAH, I GET IT. EVERY FRIGGIN' TIME. (sinks beneath the waves again) |
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Oct 7, 2018 04:00
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google THIS posted:Shambling, million-eyed horror from beyond space and time that has slept for millennia beneath the waves: I'LL HAVE A MCRIB COMBO WITH A LARGE DIET AND UHHHHH, AN OREA MCFLURRY. Peter Daou Bundy posted:*being unfrozen* holy jeepers! the mcrib is back?!
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Oct 7, 2018 04:03
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:*being unfrozen* holy jeepers! the mcrib is back?! lmbo
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Oct 7, 2018 05:07
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:*being unfrozen* holy jeepers! the mcrib is back?! |
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Oct 9, 2018 07:26
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We will write that we were here at the end. Billions and billions served, across eons. Our corporation, despite ridicule and criticicism, perhaps fed more than any other discrete entity in our shared history. We consign ourselves to the end, the curtain call of humanity. We leave you with the McRib, back for a very limited time offer as the end of all things is upon us. Thank you, everyone, for your patronage. |
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Oct 9, 2018 07:31
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*Waking up in the distant future* "One McRib please" "Citizen, are you confused? Do you realize that this is a McDonalds Drive through?" "Uhh, what?"
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Oct 9, 2018 11:40
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Me: "Can I get ketchup for my McRibs please?" Cashier, an orb of pure light connected to all living things and through which all cosmic energy flows: "........ew, really?" |
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Oct 9, 2018 16:19
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Me: "Can I get ketchup for my McRibs please?" |
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Oct 9, 2018 20:49
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The consciousness of AC encompassed all of what had once been a Universe and brooded over what was now Chaos. Step by step, it must be done. And AC said, "LET THERE BE McRib!" And there was McRib--- |
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