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Oct 12, 2009

if you watch decadent western media you may have noticed a large uproar over missing US-based Saudi dissident and journalist badman Jamal Khashoggi. According to the Turks and maybe CIA intercepts he was lured into the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia consulate in istanbul and brutally murdered on the premises and/or disappeared back to the Kingdom of Saudia Arabia and great man MBS. if you believe the Turks.

This is of course RUBBISH as the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is a great country with nothing to hide and only the best reform motives for the people. Only today khashoggi was spotted in the hagia sophia very much alive, proving he left consulate after only short while and is pulling the wool over the eyes of western fake news media to create troubles for Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and help the hated Iran. the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are noble and good and allies to the United States whose billion dollar arms deal should not be affected. here is photo eveidence




If you have seen this charlatan khashoggi out in the world please post photos of evidence so the world will know that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is good and not murderers


saudia arabia and something awful share the same intitials, lets help our terrible bastards good friends out of this jam!

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
he's in undertale with sand and papyrus

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Why did it take fifteen guys to kill one guy?

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
It’s the dismemberment that takes 15. They each had to eat part of him to help get rid of the body.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

El_Elegante posted:

It’s the dismemberment that takes 15. They each had to eat part of him to help get rid of the body.

Fourteen guys to clamp his own hand around the saw and wrestle him into dismembering himself, and one guy to yell, "Hey bro, stop dismembering yourself!"

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Your country is going to be uninhabitable for human residence in two decades.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
They’ve been stockpiling cocaine and mad max films in preparation.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


El_Elegante posted:

They’ve been stockpiling cocaine and mad max films in preparation.

but lets get real, who hasn't?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im not going to help you create and disseminate false and damaging propaganda which pushes the idea that Turkey is a real country, OP

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Prerty cool

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
here is a normal photo of him enjoying the beach with his normal friends

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
it's funny how mad Turkey is about this


*looks up from disappearing a dissident journalist*
"gently caress you bin salman, we clearly reserved today for our extrajudicial suppression of the press. recep will hear about this!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
So what's the deal with his ship?

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Millions of Crows posted:

Why did it take fifteen guys to kill one guy?

Arabs have a penchant for committing terrorism with 15 people. Cf 09/11/01

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Oct 12, 2009

lljk

lost liek jamal khashoggi

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Stuck! Make me proud.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
See he's fine

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

sawdi arabia

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Klyith posted:

it's funny how mad Turkey is about this


*looks up from disappearing a dissident journalist*
"gently caress you bin salman, we clearly reserved today for our extrajudicial suppression of the press. recep will hear about this!"

They’re not mad, they’re happy to stick it to the saudis and make them look bad for this unprofessional job.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


https://twitter.com/macrokurd/status/1050760465318596609

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Are they sure he's not just off partying on his ship? He's done this before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dYshiw55Q

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:yikes:

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Oct 12, 2009

that devil khashoggi will stop at nothing to make The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia look bad!

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

hahahhahaha

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Millions of Crows posted:

Why did it take fifteen guys to kill one guy?

Two tanks, five healers, three melee DPS, two ranged DPS, three CC/buff classes who heal and DPS as necessary. Jamal's AOE is punishing, and I think he was a bit overpowered.

get me HQ!
Jul 28, 2010

Aziz... spark that shit nigga

rofl

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
actual lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Millions of Crows posted:

Why did it take fifteen guys to kill one guy?

It took an entire Seal team to kill an old and sick guy.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It took an entire Seal team to kill an old and sick guy.

"a sergeant first class in the US army has as much authority as a colonel in an arab army."

https://www.meforum.org/articles/other/why-arabs-lose-wars

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It took an entire Seal team to kill an old and sick guy.

to be fair he was in a house full of women and children

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Eli Roth confirmed to film the "actual" murder next year.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Blast of Confetti posted:

to be fair he was in a house full of women and children

yeah, it took longer to kill their way through

pnutz
Jan 5, 2015

bob dobbs is dead posted:

"a sergeant first class in the US army has as much authority as a colonel in an arab army."

https://www.meforum.org/articles/other/why-arabs-lose-wars

quote:

Change is unlikely to come until it occurs in the larger Arab political culture, although the experience of other societies (including our own) suggests that the military can have a democratizing influence on the larger political culture, as officers bring the lessons of their training first into their professional environment, then into the larger society.

service guarantees citizenship

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I have it on good authority that despite putting Billy Bob Thornton in his place, that Jian Ghomeshi is NOT OK.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I have it on good authority that despite putting Billy Bob Thornton in his place, that Jian Ghomeshi is NOT OK.

After that pouting meltdown that Billy Bob did, Jian should have closed the interview by saying, "Thanks to my guests Sling Blade and his Garage cover band". . . then choked and slapped them all.

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
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The Assassination of Saudi Arabia by the Coward Khashoggi.

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