Secret Satan 2018!!! MOD CHALLENGE ON PAGE 9

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FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I�ve never done a secret Santa but why not.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 03:00

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 03:18

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Oh oh oh May the jolly man in red bring us all socialism this year!

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 20:46

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

In case this wasn't clear,

YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME YOUR DETAILS!!!!!!

Can we email you the saucy strap on pictures too?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 16:11

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I didn�t include my username but you already knew my dox name so FIGURE IT OUT

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 03:47

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Oh hum I guess anything with a drawing of a pot leaf on it is illegal where I live now.

Weed itself is ok... I think? But don�t send me weed. Just in case.

Today has been very confusing.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 22:22

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

How does mail works on military bases anyway? Is it going to be any issue if I have a bunch of random Chinese electronics dropped ship to a guy with �NOTHING TO SEE HERE� written on the box?

Maybe I should have sobered up before doing this.

Edit: it�s Fort Mead if that makes any difference.

FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Nov 22, 2018

# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 16:03

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I didn�t customize mine because Canada Post is being weird, so I just had it drop shipped.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 15:15

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

I'm just going to post this here for reasons that make no sense at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfS10ArXTBA

Dude, haven�t you heard of a glitter bomb?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 16:16

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Uh... batteries? CBD oil?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 16:50

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I�ve got two post office delivery notices and no idea what they are.

It�s probably cheap Chinese poo poo from Wish or dog toys but :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 06:28

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

EBB posted:

I SURRENDER

Just a few shots, I'm not posing everything right now.

Santee has been contacted and I'm shelving this two month pain in my rear end. Here's how the gag worked:

1. It's a lockbox. You turn the key, flip the switch, then I was going to include a memo with the code. The outside of the box has "TOP SECRETION" spraypainted on it. When yo input the right code, the solenoid retracts and unlocks the box. This all had lights, sounds, and an LCD display with prompts for the user.

2. In the box I made a foam fitting to hold three objects: a glove, a "urine" sample, and a VHS tape

3. When the person takes out the VHS tape, they see the PCB I had printed with SGT Chowdown on it. It's triggered by light. The PCB plays a simplified Rickroll tune and blinks the yellow LEDs on the hotdog in time with the beat.

A shameful Santa.

Man that�s awesome.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 06:05

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

How did we not come up with ferry Christmas the last time we were coming up with lovely ferry puns?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 03:13

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Door rang while I was gift wrapping. The mailman looks at me with this weird look.

�Frozen... Vent?�
�That would be me. It�s, uh, a nickname.�

So now my mailman thinks I�m weird. Anyway.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 21:33

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Security first

Oh poo poo sitting means boom right?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 21:34

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Oh wait my dog isn�t a bomb dog she just wants a treat.

On to the package.

HOLY gently caress

# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 21:35

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

It�s a perfect fit too!

And I finally get to try out those MILITARY GRADE PENS!

Thanks Santa! This is actually pretty cool!

(Sorry for breaking it up in multiple posts, imgur has a hard time with awful apps these days)

# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 21:37

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Slim Pickens posted:

Glad you liked the gift. One more coming, but it won't get to your frozen wasteland until next Friday.

It�s here though. GF just sent me a picture of the package.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 17:57

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Man I�m gonna have to do a let�s read am I?

# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 16:32

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Flashman is actually pretty good.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 02:31

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Were you expecting an engineer to be able to competently secure cargo?

# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 19:14

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Juniper is such a good girl.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 22:10

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Deathly send me your victim�s info I�ll send them something thoughtful and pretend it�s from you.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2019 23:52

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

You might also get another package next Thursday.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 05:58

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Yeah I kind of want one.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 07:14

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

So I started reading the Trigger Warning book.

I�m not sure if it�s satirizing the right wing or satirizing college campus safe space culture but I hope to fuuuuuck it�s not earnest.

It�s bad.

I�ll do a let�s read for sure because god drat, the first chapter is the hero rescueing a chick about to get raped by her boyfriend, then getting accused of sexism for getting involved then getting jumped by antifa, and arrested by campus police for inciting a riot.

That�s the first chapter.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 19:20

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Oh boy this book is bad.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 20:45

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

thetechnoloser posted:

That's ok N4I and I are like the resident queer cat dads anyways :highfive:

I didn�t know you were queer but I think you�ll appreciate your package from amazon anyway. It was hand picked and packed by Jeff Bezos himself, you know?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 20:46

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Slim Pickens posted:

Jesus, that sounds betterworse than that Steven Segal book about some rogue operator saving America from Obama's deep state or whatever

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 17:35

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 03:18

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

The phrase �raped to death for the glory of Allah� comes up in earnest.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 22:08

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