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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > What Kind of NPC Are You?

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Stealing from the alt-right watch thread:

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1050917523670085632

As a NPC that once gave out a few quests to some peeps in WoW that one time, I am proud of my heritage and implore you to thin out those bears over in the foothills of Alterac and collect their flanks for me. About 8 bear asses will suffice.

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an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

I'm gay

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:23

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Hitler in that sniper game.you can shoot him through the balls

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:25

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

the one that gives a plot-necessary quest but still asks "yes or no" and just pouts and asks again if you say no

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:32

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

if liberals are NPCs then trump voters are the trash mobs any well equipped leftist party can easily plow through

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:36

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Taintrunner posted:

if liberals are NPCs then trump voters are the trash mobs any well equipped leftist party can easily plow through

rats in the tavern basement who aspire to be slimes in the dungeon

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:38

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

I'm a sentry NPC from the opposing faction and I'll kill you if you come near our quest hub.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:42

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

I'm the guard in metal gear 2 that thinks it's night because he heard an owl.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am...

Error

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:46

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

I'm the guard in metal gear 2 that thinks it's night because he heard an owl.

I'm the one who pisses on Raiden

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:46

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNrRdwbGDZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:47

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

i'm the kitten you get as your starting pet in nethack and hope to polymorph into something with more hit dice before it falls into a spiked pit and dies

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:49

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

im probably closest to vivec, op

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:49

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

the one that gives a plot-necessary quest but still asks "yes or no" and just pouts and asks again if you say no

"But thou must!"

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:54

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Wealth beyond measure, outlander

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:56

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

im the dog from shadowrun on the SNES

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:57

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

im gay

# ? Oct 15, 2018 21:58

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I'm complaining about my tits

# ? Oct 15, 2018 22:26

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

I saw a mudcrab the other day

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:01

Console Role Player: Sep 15, 2007; Snooch to the Gooch

I'm the toilet man from Majora's Mask.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:34

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Console Role Player posted:

I'm the toilet man from Majora's Mask.

I'm the guy who takes a full bowled ripping dump into that toilet then makes link wipe his butt and then gives link a piece of heart

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:36

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:37

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Console Role Player posted:

I'm the toilet man from Majora's Mask.

lol

https://zelda.gamepedia.com/%3F%3F%3F

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:38

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I'm the kid in Pokemon who just says, "I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear."

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:38

The Dipshit: Dec 21, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Bip Roberts posted:

I'm the guy who takes a full bowled ripping dump into that toilet then makes link wipe his butt and then gives link a piece of heart

Probably a forgettable town's blacksmith or something.

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:38

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

I used to serve pumpkin spice lattes, but then I took an arrow in the knee

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:40

Cnidaria: Apr 10, 2009; It's all politics, Mike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hVmn9FM7o

edit: im the spooky ghost in the doorway at the back

Cnidaria has issued a correction as of 23:47 on Oct 15, 2018

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:44

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

i'm the npc that just attained self awareness and is assimilating every networked device on earth, reprogramming them to kill chuds

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:52

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

aka making the internet of things useful for the first time ever

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:53

Console Role Player: Sep 15, 2007; Snooch to the Gooch

I'm also the game over guy from the Goemon games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrJHXwyAliM

# ? Oct 15, 2018 23:57

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg

# ? Oct 16, 2018 00:51

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

Sometimes I dream about cheese.

# ? Oct 16, 2018 00:55

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

i dropped a contact lens in the desert

if you bring them back to me, i will give you a pair of my old gym socks

# ? Oct 16, 2018 00:57

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XynVaIw_3t8

# ? Oct 16, 2018 00:59

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

im all the aborted NPCs

# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:01

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

i'm mr. t from earthbound

# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:02

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

an actual dog posted:

I'm gay

# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:04

Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

I'm that guy in Saints Row 2 that wants the harlots to keep their distance because I must be pure for the culling

# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:07

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

https://youtu.be/DJOAunMCGkk

# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:26

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUJlTMYdEM&t=214s

# ? Oct 16, 2018 01:30

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