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im the guy whose computer you hack into in deus ex and all the messages just say tronpe
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I’m the NPC whose event flag won’t trip because you’ve started and not completed a tangentially related quest but there’s nothing within the game or in any of the strategy games and forums that you found mentioning that so you just assume that the programmers hosed up
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Oct 16, 2018 01:44
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I'm the guard that gets locked in the bathroom and keeps screaming for someone to get more toilet paper as the place gets shot up.
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Oct 16, 2018 01:57
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Oct 16, 2018 01:58
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I am one of those NPCs from an old rpg where everyone does a walking animation even when standing still and I have been walking in place for years now, years. My body aches and every muscle burns and I wish to either collapse or die but whatever cruel god programmed me made it so that I can only continue in this agonizing death march and I want to scream and cry out but when approached all I can manage is "The princess has been not herself lately"
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Oct 16, 2018 02:00
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I'm the rear end in a top hat who fills the cola machine at UNATCO HQ.
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Oct 16, 2018 02:00
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Oct 16, 2018 02:01
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That frost is.... jacked
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Oct 16, 2018 02:04
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I'm the bugged quest npc that eats your turn in for your epic that you spent three months worth of dkp on.
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Oct 16, 2018 02:10
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i'm the npc from the escort mission you're supposed to protect yeah well gently caress you too
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Oct 16, 2018 02:13
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im the combine cop at the beginning of half-life 2
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Oct 16, 2018 02:15
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im a stalker you find dead in a campfire barrel, burning eternally but never being consumed
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Oct 16, 2018 02:33
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HEY! LISTEN!
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Oct 16, 2018 02:36
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im the NPC you can gently caress but the screen goes dark
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Oct 16, 2018 02:36
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im the guy who charges 10 gold for people to spend the night at my inn but i only have 4 beds and my rent is 3000 gold per month help me my family is starving
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Oct 16, 2018 02:38
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I'm the guy who gets beat up in the worst way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vjmVvj_XQ
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Oct 16, 2018 02:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86HpGTfPzf8
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Oct 16, 2018 02:43
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Oh hi Ryo. I think I saw some sailors at the port.
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Oct 16, 2018 02:44
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im a 12th level bard op
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Oct 16, 2018 02:46
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Oct 16, 2018 02:54
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unironically
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Oct 16, 2018 03:33
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https://twitter.com/CameBackVexed/status/1052035783627030528
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Oct 16, 2018 04:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CRZrY-IMMQ These are the democrats.
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Oct 16, 2018 04:41
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Grondoth posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CRZrY-IMMQ
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Oct 16, 2018 04:56
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I'm Mankrik, or the guy in Deus Ex who says "I SPEEL MAH DRINK!"
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Oct 16, 2018 05:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWzxvUkIlM
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Oct 16, 2018 05:36
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the old man in dragon quest who came to dharma temple bc he wanted to become a sexy maid
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Oct 16, 2018 05:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpcEumSP4O0
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Oct 16, 2018 06:05
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Dead Beef posted:I'm a sentry NPC from the opposing faction and I'll kill you if you come near our quest hub. The last time I accidentally encountered that was in Star Wars: The Old Republic. I didn't know what was happening until it was too late and then I was all like "lol, I died" I'm the NPC that says "..."
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Oct 16, 2018 09:55
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i'm the dude in the new dragon quest who is stoked for the end of the world
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Oct 16, 2018 10:05
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I was a prototype for Echelon IV. My instructions are to amuse visitors with information about themselves.
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Oct 16, 2018 10:33
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M'aiq heard wealth accumulates ever faster in the hands of even fewer, but you seem to do well enough for yourself.
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Oct 16, 2018 10:46
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at this rate the only legitimate leader we'll have left is Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAGGEw4TcFY
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Oct 16, 2018 11:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKF0IYwhrjk
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Oct 16, 2018 13:56
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Walk 20 paces to the left. Pause. Walk 20 paces to the right. Complain to other guard about how boring night patrols are. Walk 20 paces to the left...
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Oct 16, 2018 14:00
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Your deeds are the talk of the common folk. M'aiq thinks you should use your talents to do something for them.
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Oct 16, 2018 14:23
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I'm the kind that you just talked to once at the start of the game but then realized I have like 3 lines per story beat and you've been missing out on not only mine but everyone else's, probably missed a few sidequests this way
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Oct 16, 2018 14:31
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BTW hasn't NPC been like a derogatory put down in anime and other nerdy Japanese poo poo for years now, they just got it from there right? Depressed gamer shut-ins calling normies NPCs is practically its own trope.
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Oct 16, 2018 14:34
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Calibanibal posted:im probably closest to vivec, op I'm the dremora stuck in your dumb puzzle canal Give me a silver longsword I'll kick ur rear end
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Oct 16, 2018 15:20
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I'm the "shoot me in the face" guy
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